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posted by Grimms-Dragon
This is my first attempt so please 熊 with me. Please read, review, and enjoy.

GRIDLOCKED
由 THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

I watched 你 walk away
Hopeless, with nothing left to say
I strain my eyes
Hoping to see 你 again

-My Curse 由 Killswitch Engage

CHAPTER ONE: MUSINGS ON A GEMSTONE

Spike gnawed at the gemstone that he had been sent as an anonymous present. He had been suspicious of the present when he received it but he was overjoyed to see a stone inside. With his sharp little teeth at work now, trying to break piece off. It taste extremely sweet but it was extremely hard. He had of course wondered who had sent it, but because the stone was in a 心 shape, he was sure it was sent 由 Rarity 或者 Fluttershy. One of the two girls had to have noticed his subtle advances and decided to return it. Maybe both of them at the same time. Spike's teenage mind liked that idea. But he shook it off. It didn't matter to him. He liked both of them, he just wanted a female companion. Even though Twilight Sparkle had discouraged him from getting involved with anyone but dragons.

She hypothesized that he would live far longer than any of them. He didn't like to think about this, but he pushed it away for the sake of his hormones. He would deal with it when it came. Twilight was always giving him suggestions on things like this. She seemed to think of herself as his big sister and while he liked to think of her that way (maybe little sister) she wasn't, so he didn't exactly have to take what she 说 into account. He wasn't obligated to.
After a few 更多 moments of chewing at it he growled at it in frustration. It was delicious, but tasting it wasn't enough. He wanted the gemstone in his stomach and to feel the solid feeling it gave him in his gut.

He took it out of his mouth, tapping it and listening to the solid sound it made. Very hard, much harder than any other gemstones he'd ever had 或者 seen. He took it up to the library, meaning to research the stone but as he licked it's surface as he searched for a book about gemstones, his stomach growled louder and he 迷失 patience.

He went and got a hammer and nail and returned to the stone. He began drumming on it's surface, at first not very hard (not having any doubts of his own strength) and then pounding on it as hard as he could but he didn't chip it 或者 make a crack. Soon he began trying a long 列表 of objects on it, all sharp 或者 blunt, trying to crack the stone.
Outside the door, Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy arrived. Twilight had been listening intently to what Shy had been saying. 你 had to listen fairly closely anyway because she stammered a lot, but it also concerned Spike.

“So if 你 wouldn't mind... could 你 please... 你 know, if 你 don't have anything 更多 important to do... talk to or... maybe... tell Spike that I'm not really... interested in him the way... he is in me. I mean I'm flattered and all... but I just want to... know about 龙 not know their... well...”

Twilight was surprised Shy had actually made a sexual suggestion and chuckled, trying to reassure her that her attempt at a joke was well received.

“I understand.” Twilight said. “I'll talk to him.”

“Oh thank you! Thank you!” Fluttershy said, hugging her friend.

Twilight nodded and entered the house, calling Spike's name. She followed a trail of blunt and sharp objects, concluding that the young dragon was trying to break something. When she found him in the library, he was sitting on the floor, dazed. She saw the 心 shaped gemstone and concluded that after trying several different things, he had tried his own forehead as the solution to the hard gem. While she had to admit his head was pretty hard, it wasn't in the sense to solve his problem and seemed to have caused him 更多 pain and frustration so far. She summoned a bucket of water and tossed it in his face. He shook his head and gripped his throbbing cranium.

“Ow, what happened?” He asked looking around.

“It seems that gemstone is giving 你 problems. Where did 你 get it?” Twilight asked.

“Oh, it was sent 由 Fluttershy.” Spike 说 proudly and after a skeptical look from his 小马 companion, he added; “Or Rarity.”

“Or?”

“It was sent anonymously.” He said.

“Then how do 你 know it was either of them?” She asked, though she was already searching her 图书 for some information on the gemstone.

“Who else would have sent it? They've obviously begun to notice my charm and decided to play along.”

“I see... well that charm is something we need to talk about.” Twilight 说 and once she found the gem in one of her books, she quickly skimmed it, not bothering to read its history 或者 information and getting straight to how to crack it. “Bite it in the very middle of the two humps.” She said.

Spike went to gnawing at the center of the heart.

“Okay,” He said, mouthful of gemstone. “What about it?”

“Well Fluttershy was talking to me and she 说 you've been... hitting on her and that she'd like it if you'd st-...”

“Got it!” He exclaimed, cutting her off as he broke a piece off and popped the gem into his mouth, chewing at it unsuccessfully for a moment before gritting his teeth and swallowing the hollow thing. It got stuck in his throat and he began to hack and cough.

Twilight jumped as he began choking and rushed over hitting him on his back, trying to help him get it down. It didn't work at first and he fell over on his back and Twilight pulled him up against her and used her fore hooves and fore legs to squeeze his stomach, trying to get him to cough it up. It slowly rose as a large lump in his throat before he spat it out in a puff of green smoke. He sat back and sighed, while Twilight covered her head as the gemstone bounced off the walls twice before coming back at Spike's open mouth and going straight down to his stomach. He lay there on the ground, knocked back from the impact, staring at the ceiling. Twilight loomed over him, trying to awake him from the trance.

“Spike, Spike! Wake up!” She cried, shaking him.

He blinked and then shook his head. “Wow, this gem is great!” He exclaimed, rubbing his stomach where it rested.

Twilight sighed in relief. After a fraction of a 秒 Spike suddenly blinked and his pupils became a hazy 粉, 粉色 color. His stomach tried to digest the gem in stomach and as it did, clouds of 粉, 粉色 smoke drifted up through his body, getting into his lungs and his nose, and into his head, creating clouds over his mind. He sighed, letting out a puff of 粉, 粉色 smoke instead of green and then looked up at Twilight in surprise before his mind registered who she was and and where she was in relativity to him and he smiled.

“Whoa, Twilight... Are we about to begin?”
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman 爬坡道, 小山
Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman Hill
The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if 你 let me drive this train, I will be the happiest 小马 ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have 你 stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what 你 should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Scorpio
Scorpio
Seanthehedgehog presents.

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny 日 when a 小马 with a sniper 步枪 was looking at a mare swimming. The 小马 with the 步枪 was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the 最佳, 返回页首 of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an 小时 later, a 小马 was walking. This 小马 was known as Harry...
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 Robin 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩
Robin Hood
This may sound like the story of a person that robbed the rich, and fed the poor. Your wrong. It's the story of a pony that robbed the rich to feed the poor.

It all started when Robin 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 was walking through the forest with his best friend, and partner Little John. The two always had each other's backs, but when they were walking somepony spotted them, the sheriff.

The sheriff ordered four police officers to attack them. These two were wanted dead, 或者 alive. The two ponies that were being shot at saw a shed to hide in, and they went in it. The police 迷失 them, and went somewhere else.

LJ:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight ran to the 城堡 in Canterlot

Celestia: !reh llik ot gniog m'I thgiliwT dnif I nehW
Twilight: *enters throne* !!seccnirP
Celestia: *shoots at Twilight*
Twilight: *yawa snur*
Celestia: !ereh kcab teG
Twilight: *gninnur llits* ?won od I od thaW
Pinkie Pie: Twilight!!
Twilight: ?eiP eikniP
Pinkie Pie: You're stuck to speaking in reverse aren't you?
Twilight: ?sdrawkcab gnikaeps ton uoy era woH
Pinkie Pie: Oh I am. I'm speaking in reverse, in reverse.
Twilight: ?tahW
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, it's possible!
Twilight: .os yas uoy fI
Pinkie Pie: 你 can do it
Twilight: *seirt* Bitches!!
Pinkie Pie: 你 did it!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Somewhere in the atlantic ocean

Equestrian pony54: *grabs fish*
Equestrian pony67: *walks inside part of boat*
Equestrian captain: Good morning Rob.
Rob: Hello captain. *pushes button*

The 墙 moved, and revealed a secret room. This was no ordinary fishing boat.

Equestrian pony65: Good to see 你 again Rob.
Rob: Only so I can take over your shift.
Equestrian pony87: I think we got something.
Equestrian pony54: I'm reeling it in right now.
Rob: Hang on, that thing we're reeling in, it's a bomb!
Equestrian pony87: You're pulling in a bomb! STOP!
Equestrian pony54: Too late! Hit the don't sink button!...
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A little note: before I start, I'd like to acknowledge the other awesome bronies doing some rocking fan-fiction! 你 guys are really talented! So with that out of the way, let's go further into this story!


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posted by kiyathegood
"Hellllooo everypony! im here with Dryrain,Cotton Swirl and Autumn Leaves!" Benny 说 as she put on her headphones."Hi!" they all 说 at the same time."Im in the game already,do i just start?" Dryrain 说 as Cotton Swirl 说 she did too. "No no no don't start okay start now".

"NO THERES THUNDER AND LIGHTING I HATE THUDER AND LIGHTING!!" Dryrain Screamed when she heard the sound of thunder."Okk..we are going to play untill everyone dies" Benny 说 as everyone started.Dryrain walked in a room "What a 随意 place to put a bed" she 说 as she walked out the room.

"Is he here all ready?! GET...
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"I see Twilight", 说 Smiley. Everypony ran to who they thought was Twilight, but was actually a changeling. "Are 你 okay, Twilight?"

"I just defeated the changelings that were holding me captive in my house. I'm fine now, but we have to find my friends."

"Let's go", 说 Nashgear. Everypony ran to the center of Ponyville. "Okay. Twilight and I will go find Rarity, Amber and Pheninox will go find Applejack, Smiley and Constance will go find Pinkie Pie, Vanilla Twilight and Oddity will go find 彩虹 Dash. Then we all meet back here."

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posted by Mylittlecute12
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applebloom: hehehe silver time to die!!!!!!!! cuts her body in half the end!
posted by mariofan14
Ok, my-a first one was-a very short so I-a apologize
about how short it-a was. This one's-a going to be longer than the first one, and it WILL be 20% cooler, with few bits of our friend, 彩虹 Dash.

Enjoy the 秒 part of-a "Gilda's return". :D


So-a Gilda was off to-a find the other 小马 folk she-a harmed, especially Granny Smith, whom was nearly scared to-a death by-a the "snake" joke. She then found her, who was sniffing the-a vegetables at a cart, being extra cautious-a. The griffon then got the oldie's attention with a little shoulder tap. "Do I know you?" Granny Smith asked. "Recognize...
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6.) Applejack
I don't want to say anything bad about Applejack. For your sake. But, I think of Applejack as someone who is obsessed with something. And that's apples. Don't get me wrong, I like Applejack but she's kind of annoying when she's talking about apples. To get off topic, Applejack is an honest pony and treats her friends like she would want to be treated.



5.) Rainbow Dash
At first, I loved Rainbow Dash! She was my...
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2. assimilation. this is the point where 你 watch 更多 than just the first episode of the series, and before 你 know it, you've gone through the whole series in a matter of hours. once 你 get to this stage, there's most likely no turning back

3. denial. 你 begin to think "there's no way i can like this show! it's for little girls!" you're also...
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