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posted by Grimms-Dragon
This is my first attempt so please 熊 with me. Please read, review, and enjoy.

GRIDLOCKED
由 THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

I watched 你 walk away
Hopeless, with nothing left to say
I strain my eyes
Hoping to see 你 again

-My Curse 由 Killswitch Engage

CHAPTER ONE: MUSINGS ON A GEMSTONE

Spike gnawed at the gemstone that he had been sent as an anonymous present. He had been suspicious of the present when he received it but he was overjoyed to see a stone inside. With his sharp little teeth at work now, trying to break piece off. It taste extremely sweet but it was extremely hard. He had of course wondered who had sent it, but because the stone was in a 心 shape, he was sure it was sent 由 Rarity 或者 Fluttershy. One of the two girls had to have noticed his subtle advances and decided to return it. Maybe both of them at the same time. Spike's teenage mind liked that idea. But he shook it off. It didn't matter to him. He liked both of them, he just wanted a female companion. Even though Twilight Sparkle had discouraged him from getting involved with anyone but dragons.

She hypothesized that he would live far longer than any of them. He didn't like to think about this, but he pushed it away for the sake of his hormones. He would deal with it when it came. Twilight was always giving him suggestions on things like this. She seemed to think of herself as his big sister and while he liked to think of her that way (maybe little sister) she wasn't, so he didn't exactly have to take what she 说 into account. He wasn't obligated to.
After a few 更多 moments of chewing at it he growled at it in frustration. It was delicious, but tasting it wasn't enough. He wanted the gemstone in his stomach and to feel the solid feeling it gave him in his gut.

He took it out of his mouth, tapping it and listening to the solid sound it made. Very hard, much harder than any other gemstones he'd ever had 或者 seen. He took it up to the library, meaning to research the stone but as he licked it's surface as he searched for a book about gemstones, his stomach growled louder and he 迷失 patience.

He went and got a hammer and nail and returned to the stone. He began drumming on it's surface, at first not very hard (not having any doubts of his own strength) and then pounding on it as hard as he could but he didn't chip it 或者 make a crack. Soon he began trying a long 列表 of objects on it, all sharp 或者 blunt, trying to crack the stone.
Outside the door, Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy arrived. Twilight had been listening intently to what Shy had been saying. 你 had to listen fairly closely anyway because she stammered a lot, but it also concerned Spike.

“So if 你 wouldn't mind... could 你 please... 你 know, if 你 don't have anything 更多 important to do... talk to or... maybe... tell Spike that I'm not really... interested in him the way... he is in me. I mean I'm flattered and all... but I just want to... know about 龙 not know their... well...”

Twilight was surprised Shy had actually made a sexual suggestion and chuckled, trying to reassure her that her attempt at a joke was well received.

“I understand.” Twilight said. “I'll talk to him.”

“Oh thank you! Thank you!” Fluttershy said, hugging her friend.

Twilight nodded and entered the house, calling Spike's name. She followed a trail of blunt and sharp objects, concluding that the young dragon was trying to break something. When she found him in the library, he was sitting on the floor, dazed. She saw the 心 shaped gemstone and concluded that after trying several different things, he had tried his own forehead as the solution to the hard gem. While she had to admit his head was pretty hard, it wasn't in the sense to solve his problem and seemed to have caused him 更多 pain and frustration so far. She summoned a bucket of water and tossed it in his face. He shook his head and gripped his throbbing cranium.

“Ow, what happened?” He asked looking around.

“It seems that gemstone is giving 你 problems. Where did 你 get it?” Twilight asked.

“Oh, it was sent 由 Fluttershy.” Spike 说 proudly and after a skeptical look from his 小马 companion, he added; “Or Rarity.”

“Or?”

“It was sent anonymously.” He said.

“Then how do 你 know it was either of them?” She asked, though she was already searching her 图书 for some information on the gemstone.

“Who else would have sent it? They've obviously begun to notice my charm and decided to play along.”

“I see... well that charm is something we need to talk about.” Twilight 说 and once she found the gem in one of her books, she quickly skimmed it, not bothering to read its history 或者 information and getting straight to how to crack it. “Bite it in the very middle of the two humps.” She said.

Spike went to gnawing at the center of the heart.

“Okay,” He said, mouthful of gemstone. “What about it?”

“Well Fluttershy was talking to me and she 说 you've been... hitting on her and that she'd like it if you'd st-...”

“Got it!” He exclaimed, cutting her off as he broke a piece off and popped the gem into his mouth, chewing at it unsuccessfully for a moment before gritting his teeth and swallowing the hollow thing. It got stuck in his throat and he began to hack and cough.

Twilight jumped as he began choking and rushed over hitting him on his back, trying to help him get it down. It didn't work at first and he fell over on his back and Twilight pulled him up against her and used her fore hooves and fore legs to squeeze his stomach, trying to get him to cough it up. It slowly rose as a large lump in his throat before he spat it out in a puff of green smoke. He sat back and sighed, while Twilight covered her head as the gemstone bounced off the walls twice before coming back at Spike's open mouth and going straight down to his stomach. He lay there on the ground, knocked back from the impact, staring at the ceiling. Twilight loomed over him, trying to awake him from the trance.

“Spike, Spike! Wake up!” She cried, shaking him.

He blinked and then shook his head. “Wow, this gem is great!” He exclaimed, rubbing his stomach where it rested.

Twilight sighed in relief. After a fraction of a 秒 Spike suddenly blinked and his pupils became a hazy 粉, 粉色 color. His stomach tried to digest the gem in stomach and as it did, clouds of 粉, 粉色 smoke drifted up through his body, getting into his lungs and his nose, and into his head, creating clouds over his mind. He sighed, letting out a puff of 粉, 粉色 smoke instead of green and then looked up at Twilight in surprise before his mind registered who she was and and where she was in relativity to him and he smiled.

“Whoa, Twilight... Are we about to begin?”
added by NocturnalMirage
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added by NocturnalMirage
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's car
Nikki's car
Episode 11: Traffic Control

Special guest star: Nikki West from Jade_23

Nikki stopped on Green Drive, 下一个 to the auto shop.

 Nikki is drag racing a 小马 in this car
Nikki is drag racing a 小马 in this car


Nikki: *Sees the 小马 in his car* Enjoy that car while 你 can. It'll be mine once this race is over.
Pony 49: We'll see about that. From here to exit 7 on the round freeway.
Nikki: You're on!

After three seconds, the ponies took off.

Nikki: *Passes under the highway bridge, then the railroad crossing, as she looks back at the 小马 racing her* 你 picked the wrong 小马 to race.
Pony 49: *Passes the railroad crossing, then starts to...
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Everyone in this town is fucked up!
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
-Somewhere around April-

Jake - *walk down streets*
Pony - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - 嘿 Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!

-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-

-3 days later-

Jake - 嘿 Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!

-It was first time I killed.-

Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sky was starting to turn dark as 彩虹 Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought 更多 guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back 由 now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell 你 A,J, but, I think your friend-
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are 你 okay?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is...
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Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one 日 I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of 你 are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! 你 can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of 你 must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling 你 would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased 由 this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops 下一个 to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, 你 go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. 你 do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of 你 wanted to do it,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their 老友记 about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did 你 get to 加入 the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the 日 the auction took place, it was...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they 爱情 a guy with name Adolf and surname...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia interrogate the 小马 in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He 说 he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill 你 two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the 街, 街道 from the train station around 9 O' Clock....
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Sean and 彩虹 Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one 更多 thing we need. *Opens the 树干 of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: 你 must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with 彩虹 Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! 你 didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help 由 mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! 你 could have actually won this election if 你 just listened to me. 你 wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.