Bonjour! Voila! Ici est un petit singe qui s'appelle Maurice.



Oh! *Ahem*! I'm sorry. Maurice is a French monkey, so one of his many talents is being bilingual. What's that? Oh, Maurice has just informed me that he is European, and if 你 aren't at least trilingual in 欧洲 then 你 might as well be American. He says he can speak English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Dutch, Greek, Ancient Greek and Latin.

Maurice has a very full resume, but his 最喜爱的 credit is modeling for famous artist Josh Agle, also known as link.



Doesn't he look so classy? But Maurice wants me to remind 你 kids out there that smoking causes cancer, and even if 你 see your 最喜爱的 名人 doing it, don't, because 你 will get cancer and 你 will DIE.



When he's not swinging in the trees 或者 posing for fancy artists, Maurice likes to spend time with his girlfriend, Lindsey - oh, wait, I've just been informed that he has dumped Lindsey. This is his new girlfriend, Jill. What? Oh, I'm sorry. This is his mistress, Madelynn. Don't tell Jill!



Maurice would like to take this opportunity to remind the little ones out there that adultery is wrong, and even if 你 see your 最喜爱的 名人 doing it, don't, because 你 will get cancer and 你 will DIE.

Maurice has recently launched a new line of Monkey Fashion. He would like to point out that the primate in the 照片 below is not, in actual fact, Maurice, but rather a chimpanzee model he hired to best 显示 off his new monkey line.



This particular outfit is entitled "I mock 你 with my monkey pants."

Last Halloween, he dressed up as a baby. Isn't that a great mask?



But Maurice wasn't always this successful. When he was born, he was just as surprised 由 the world as any newborn child. On 最佳, 返回页首 of that, he hadn't grown his fancy brown 毛皮 yet. He doesn't want me to 显示 你 this photo, because it embarrasses him, but I think it makes him a 更多 well-rounded monkey. Look how scared he is of the camera! That soon changed! He told me he used to think that cameras 偷了 your soul. Now, he's been photographed so much, I'll be surprised if he has any soul left!



Maurice has many, many talents. But in all honesty, I think he's already pretty conceited. If he wins the FGT mascot talent, I'm worried it'll go to his little monkey head. Don't tell him I 说 that, though!



Aw! 你 told him! Now we made him cry! He really is a softie, that little guy! Cheer up, Maurice, I didn't mean it. Vote for Maurice so we can see him smile again! Before he fires me and calls a new agent!