Bonjour! Voila! Ici est un petit singe qui s'appelle Maurice.
Oh! *Ahem*! I'm sorry. Maurice is a French monkey, so one of his many talents is being bilingual. What's that? Oh, Maurice has just informed me that he is European, and if 你 aren't at least trilingual in 欧洲 then 你 might as well be American. He says he can speak English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Dutch, Greek, Ancient Greek and Latin.
Maurice has a very full resume, but his 最喜爱的 credit is modeling for famous artist Josh Agle, also known as link.
Doesn't he look so classy? But Maurice wants me to remind 你 kids out there that smoking causes cancer, and even if 你 see your 最喜爱的 名人 doing it, don't, because 你 will get cancer and 你 will DIE.
When he's not swinging in the trees 或者 posing for fancy artists, Maurice likes to spend time with his girlfriend, Lindsey - oh, wait, I've just been informed that he has dumped Lindsey. This is his new girlfriend, Jill. What? Oh, I'm sorry. This is his mistress, Madelynn. Don't tell Jill!
Maurice would like to take this opportunity to remind the little ones out there that adultery is wrong, and even if 你 see your 最喜爱的 名人 doing it, don't, because 你 will get cancer and 你 will DIE.
Maurice has recently launched a new line of Monkey Fashion. He would like to point out that the primate in the 照片 below is not, in actual fact, Maurice, but rather a chimpanzee model he hired to best 显示 off his new monkey line.
This particular outfit is entitled "I mock 你 with my monkey pants."
Last Halloween, he dressed up as a baby. Isn't that a great mask?
But Maurice wasn't always this successful. When he was born, he was just as surprised 由 the world as any newborn child. On 最佳, 返回页首 of that, he hadn't grown his fancy brown 毛皮 yet. He doesn't want me to 显示 你 this photo, because it embarrasses him, but I think it makes him a 更多 well-rounded monkey. Look how scared he is of the camera! That soon changed! He told me he used to think that cameras 偷了 your soul. Now, he's been photographed so much, I'll be surprised if he has any soul left!
Maurice has many, many talents. But in all honesty, I think he's already pretty conceited. If he wins the FGT mascot talent, I'm worried it'll go to his little monkey head. Don't tell him I 说 that, though!
Aw! 你 told him! Now we made him cry! He really is a softie, that little guy! Cheer up, Maurice, I didn't mean it. Vote for Maurice so we can see him smile again! Before he fires me and calls a new agent!
Oh! *Ahem*! I'm sorry. Maurice is a French monkey, so one of his many talents is being bilingual. What's that? Oh, Maurice has just informed me that he is European, and if 你 aren't at least trilingual in 欧洲 then 你 might as well be American. He says he can speak English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Dutch, Greek, Ancient Greek and Latin.
Maurice has a very full resume, but his 最喜爱的 credit is modeling for famous artist Josh Agle, also known as link.
Doesn't he look so classy? But Maurice wants me to remind 你 kids out there that smoking causes cancer, and even if 你 see your 最喜爱的 名人 doing it, don't, because 你 will get cancer and 你 will DIE.
When he's not swinging in the trees 或者 posing for fancy artists, Maurice likes to spend time with his girlfriend, Lindsey - oh, wait, I've just been informed that he has dumped Lindsey. This is his new girlfriend, Jill. What? Oh, I'm sorry. This is his mistress, Madelynn. Don't tell Jill!
Maurice would like to take this opportunity to remind the little ones out there that adultery is wrong, and even if 你 see your 最喜爱的 名人 doing it, don't, because 你 will get cancer and 你 will DIE.
Maurice has recently launched a new line of Monkey Fashion. He would like to point out that the primate in the 照片 below is not, in actual fact, Maurice, but rather a chimpanzee model he hired to best 显示 off his new monkey line.
This particular outfit is entitled "I mock 你 with my monkey pants."
Last Halloween, he dressed up as a baby. Isn't that a great mask?
But Maurice wasn't always this successful. When he was born, he was just as surprised 由 the world as any newborn child. On 最佳, 返回页首 of that, he hadn't grown his fancy brown 毛皮 yet. He doesn't want me to 显示 你 this photo, because it embarrasses him, but I think it makes him a 更多 well-rounded monkey. Look how scared he is of the camera! That soon changed! He told me he used to think that cameras 偷了 your soul. Now, he's been photographed so much, I'll be surprised if he has any soul left!
Maurice has many, many talents. But in all honesty, I think he's already pretty conceited. If he wins the FGT mascot talent, I'm worried it'll go to his little monkey head. Don't tell him I 说 that, though!
Aw! 你 told him! Now we made him cry! He really is a softie, that little guy! Cheer up, Maurice, I didn't mean it. Vote for Maurice so we can see him smile again! Before he fires me and calls a new agent!
Meet Monkey Magee
Monkey Magee, christened Mack Magee.
He's a little shy as 你 can see, but he's just been waiting to burst out of his bubble and 显示 the world what he can do.
He's already stormed the world with his 显示 stopping talent.
and as 你 may already know this has been famously replicated 由 many...
Even our very own Derek Zoolander,
And don't worry, He's got the cute and cuddly down.
Most recently he has been spreading peace across the world one gun at a time.
He's asking YOU to let him achieve his life long dream to be mascot for such a brilliant event.
Monkey Magee, christened Mack Magee.
He's a little shy as 你 can see, but he's just been waiting to burst out of his bubble and 显示 the world what he can do.
He's already stormed the world with his 显示 stopping talent.
and as 你 may already know this has been famously replicated 由 many...
Even our very own Derek Zoolander,
And don't worry, He's got the cute and cuddly down.
Most recently he has been spreading peace across the world one gun at a time.
He's asking YOU to let him achieve his life long dream to be mascot for such a brilliant event.
so this is a totally fake 文章 since really i have nothing to say other than: i should be doing my taxes, then i saw the 论坛 cinders made
link
and i thought i would start some activity on this spot to get people interested in planning FGT 2010.
please browse the spot to see what this is all aboot and go over to cinders 论坛 to get started, to post some ideas and to offer your help.
i am just posting this 文章 to bump the spot in your mosaics and I AM IN UR 更新 SPAMMING UR QUEUE!
thats just how i roll 你 see. i will also be really cheeky and link this since the 论坛 doesnt appear in anyones 更新 and people might not see it.
hope we have some cool entries this 年 and less moaning and complaining how everything sucks but not actually participating and coming up with better ideas than last year!
*cough*
link
and i thought i would start some activity on this spot to get people interested in planning FGT 2010.
please browse the spot to see what this is all aboot and go over to cinders 论坛 to get started, to post some ideas and to offer your help.
i am just posting this 文章 to bump the spot in your mosaics and I AM IN UR 更新 SPAMMING UR QUEUE!
thats just how i roll 你 see. i will also be really cheeky and link this since the 论坛 doesnt appear in anyones 更新 and people might not see it.
hope we have some cool entries this 年 and less moaning and complaining how everything sucks but not actually participating and coming up with better ideas than last year!
*cough*