Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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posted by KateKicksAss
I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b l o g s p o t.com


How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as 或者 更多 beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do 你 stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do 你 irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why can't Edward read Bella's mind?
There's nothing to read.

Jasper will never be a therapist because he already knows "how 你 feel about that".

I keep wanting to steal Jasper
but everytime I go to his bedroom window
Alice is waiting with a baseball bat...
how does she kno... oh yeah!!!


Dear Diary,
I would like to La Push Jacob of a cliff.
爱情 Edward


I went to La Push Washington, and all I got was this stupid imprint.

Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.

Tips for guys trying to find a girlfriend:
1. Read the Twilight Saga.
2. Watch Twilight movies.
3. In every real-life situation, think, "What would Edward do?


Boy: 你 know Edward Cullen isn't real, right?
Girl: Well fake boobs aren't real, but 你 still like to look at those!


Dear Edward,
Thanks a lot...
sincerely,
Guys everywhere
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When 你 can live forever, what do 你 live for? If you're Devon, 你 live for stalking the mailroom guy.. I 爱情 it! :D
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I've seen yet another 评论 saying people who thought the Edward/Bella relationship was abusive have either not read the book 或者 have simply 'misunderstood' it, and am completely losing my ability to politely respond when I hear that, so I'm 写作 this so in future I don't even have to respond, I can link to here and avoid the risk of snapping and going on an all 锦标 rant. I'm pointing out at the start that I'm not accusing all Twilighters of this, there are lots of Twilight 粉丝 on the spot who are able to give their opinion in a pleasant, grown up way, and I really appreciate that (virtual...
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Okay most of the Twilight- Haters would say that Edward is too old for Bella and that make him paedophile but I don't think so (not only because I am twilight fan) is because that Edward is literally 17 and he feels and thinks as a 17 年 old. I mean take someone 你 know is really smart that doesnt mean they are have lived any longer than 你 have they just learnt 更多 in the years they have lived. I bet 你 they still act their age.
To be quite honest I know a programme that is aired in India as well as here where the Guy is at least 55 years old with 5 kids three of them older than the girl...
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WARNING. Do not watch this if 你 want to sleep peacefully tonight. XP
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