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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but 更多 often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would 吸血鬼 go to high school?”, 或者 “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, 或者 can be logically theorized. These are usually followed 由 “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, 或者 “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, 或者 my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role 模特 ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape 或者 form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in 爱情 with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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The Harry Potter vs Twilight war is a huge phenomenon in the literary world. We have 文章 floating around in the Internet (even in CAT) where both camps vehemently defend their fandoms. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, but today, I am not going to take sides. How it started, and how it evolved in a full-scale clash between 粉丝 of both series is something I would cover in this article.

It started off with a few websites claiming Twilight is the new Harry Potter. Harry Potter fans, of course, would not take it sitting down, and they wrote 文章 with reasons why Harry Potter is better than...
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Credit: Very Demotivational
I felt a compelling need to write this 文章 because recently I have found myself 更多 constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much 更多 awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give 你 all the evidence 你 will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight 粉丝 trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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 OMG she totally 偷了 that 苹果 from Adam and Eve!!!
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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posted by renrae
We have a discussion on the 论坛 here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.

We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...
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1. In Twilight, the "romance" as they call it is just there from the beginning. In Percy Jackson and the Olympians (We'll call it PJO), the Percy-Annabeth relationship was apparent from the start, but built up until the 吻乐队(Kiss) in Battle of The Labryrinth and eventually their relationship began in The Last Olympian.
2. In Battle Of The Labryrinth, Percy ran into Greek mythology's equivilent to vampires: the empousai. These were ugly creatures who had flaming hair, one goat leg, one metal leg, fangs, were deadly poisonous, and usually disguised themselves as mean cheerleaders. In Twilight, the...
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1:57-2:44 Have I 说 how much I 爱情 this man?
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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a 问题 a bit 以前 asking what bothers 你 about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if 你 haven’t had a certain talk with your...
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posted by Dragonsphere
Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...
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Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the 作者 of Twilight 或者 her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this 文章 is purely academic speculation inspired 由 a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every 粉丝 knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...
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Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 下一个 day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 日 after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen 或者 my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You 偷了 this!'].
Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't 你 see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that 你 listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the 更多 I think on it, the 更多 I realize they're true.


10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of 你 are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been 说 about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...
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Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long 以前 and I noticed this one 问题 I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" 或者 something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the 更多 最近的 ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid 问题 to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just 删除 this question, because I 发布 it a 年 以前 and don't even recall the reasons why it was...
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posted by Saritaswims
Well i read twilight saga and i got confused I was thinking of either smashing my head with the book 或者 the 墙 i mean come on who the f*** makes 吸血鬼 sparkle! i mean unless 你 want to give the image that there gay but there daring the oppisite sex.

Moving on anyway i have to compare Harry Potter Series vs. Twilight Saga Harry potter wins major. becuase twilight is just SO predictiable i mean common harry potter makes 你 want to stay at the end of your chair becuase its awesome

any way twilight is an OK book and the twilight movie i have to say it suks. the 图书 are alright im just hoping that MIdnight sun is a million times better and also i know your gonna ask what team are 你 on im just gonna say I really dont care its not real so why even bother but if i was a Twihard i would choose Team Buffy becuase i want those cullens except ALICE<CARSILE<AND ESME to be killed for good i mean where ta hell id buffy when 你 nees her

i hope 你 see my point PEACE
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AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an 文章 about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of 图书 in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was 阅读 a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...
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posted by anna0789
hi this is my first rant ever hope 你 like it

im a twilight 粉丝 but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when 你 first read the book 你 have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in 爱情 with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if 你 concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters 你 will realize the truth about bella that is

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