Me to 你

sorry to the Twilight 粉丝 here.

You are a disgrace
Writing ‘bout a girl moving to a rainy place
Who’s getting horny 由 the touch of a sparkling tube of glitter glue
And who’s nothing but a selfish Mary Sue

Now your little piece of shit
Has made 你 ridiculously rich
But 你 refuse to give anything to charity
Which doesn’t add much to your dignity

And you’re not taking bad critics from us, honey
You let them be deleted 由 your precious brother
But as long as 你 can pocket the money
You don’t bother

Now, won’t 你 stand up and give the woman an ovation
‘Cause she believed we wanted to share...

These are my 最佳, 返回页首 5 Ross & Rachel moments - it was pretty hard to choose as there are so many and I'm sure some of 你 will agree with my choices and others will prefer other moments but here goes! Enjoy =D


5. "See? He's her Lobster!"

UDY(on video): I've got a wonderful idea, 你 should take Rachel to the prom.

ROSS(on video): Doubtful!

JUDY(on video): Jack, give me that - talk to your son!

JACK(on video): Your mother's right, take her. 你 can wear my tux!

ROSS(on video): Dad, she won't wanna go with me!

JACK(on video): Of course she would! You're a college man!

ROSS(on video): I don't know...

JACK(on...