What would 你 do if 你 turned into a Time sweeper?

1. A time sweeper is a cat.
-BUT I WANNA BE A PUPPEH! D8<
2. 你 can control time. That would be cool.
-Look at mah username... >_>'
3. 你 like water. XD
-Ummm... NO I DON'T! I'M HYDROPHOBIC!
4. 你 have a vacuum. :D It sucks! 哈哈
-I think I just aged about 20 years. ;n;
5. 你 can imagine how 你 would look like. ^^
-Like a cat. :3

Initial reaction, 'WTF!?' xD