#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, 或者 鸭, 德雷克 and Josh. Heck. Even 爱卡莉 isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his 视频 (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, 或者 鸭, 德雷克 and Josh. Heck. Even 爱卡莉 isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his 视频 (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The 鲨鱼 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 流行的 mistake that people make. 移动 slowly toward the 支撑, 海岸 或者 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 或者 kick 或者 splash while 你 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 鲨鱼 and the open ocean, 移动 away, 或者 else the 鲨鱼 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 鲨鱼 DOSE attack, 你 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier 说 than done. But. 你 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The 鲨鱼 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 流行的 mistake that people make. 移动 slowly toward the 支撑, 海岸 或者 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 或者 kick 或者 splash while 你 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 鲨鱼 and the open ocean, 移动 away, 或者 else the 鲨鱼 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 鲨鱼 DOSE attack, 你 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier 说 than done. But. 你 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..