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EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a 随意 magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract 你 as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) 你 just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) 你 CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, 你 look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) 你 do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted 由 most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed 由 Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"


#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"


#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"


#4:
"nothing.. I was just 迷失 in an old 80's movie montage"


#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't 你 make sure this one of them"


#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? 耶稣 fucking Christ.


#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, 你 protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my 最喜爱的 cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my 最喜爱的 cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. 你 know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: 你 do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first 日 of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first 日 of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best 语录 of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. 你 might the only guy I know, to be half eaten 由 wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid 或者 你 get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're 更多 ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave 你 all I had....
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when 你 REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than 你 realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad 或者 as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He 说 it was the worst 粉丝 fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking 显示 it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the list. The things that...
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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded 由 a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
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#1:
"It's one if 你 want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if 你 drop a glass 啤酒 bottle.. 你 pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"


#2:
"Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"


#3:
"There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... 或者 there's also the fact...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even 伦敦 bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. 伦敦 Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do 你 know what my 最佳, 返回页首 three 最喜爱的 things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. 秒 is Nazis. Can 你 guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: 你 will witness what happens what here today, and 你 will will speak of it later.. Except 你 won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two 马 with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely 由 their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted...
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Source: qiu3tegienhwrherh
I know I did this kinda 列表 before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..

Mine has 图片 so your know the difference..




#10: LORD FRIEZA

I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtobe videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.


#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. 或者 just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.


#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn 你 THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.


#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..


#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the 秒 half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged 由 a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
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#3: VENGEFUL ONE

As I survey the chaos, taking in the lack of raw humanity.
It's as if the entire world's fallen in 爱情 with their INSANITYY!!
Hear the innocent voices scream.
As their tormentors laugh through all of it.
No forgiveness for all I've seen.
A degradation I cannot forget.

So sleep soundly in your beds tonight.
For judgement falls upon 你 AT FIRST LIGGGHT!

I'm the hand of God~!
I'm the dark messiah!
I'm the vengeful one~!
(Look inside and see what you're becoming)
In the blackest moments!
Of a dying world!
What have 你 become~!
(Look inside and see what you're becoming)

As the violence surges....
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added by Canada24