随意 Article: 随意 guy and fortune cookie

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posted by DxCluvr

Tell me if u think this is funny 或者 not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

随意 GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!

Cookie:Would 你 like to hear your fortune?

随意 guy: Uhh sure I guess?

Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*

随意 guy: Uh 你 gonna tell me my fortune?

Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?

随意 guy: 你 gonna tell me my fortune 或者 what?!?!?

Cookie:Why the hell would I tell 你 your fortune?

随意 guy: 你说你 WOULD!!!!

Cookie:Well have 你 been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and 饼干 don't talk nor tell people fortunes.

随意 guy:0.o But 你 j-

Cookies: No I didn't

随意 guy: But I-

Cookie:No no I did not say I would tell 你 your fortune.

随意 guy:Yes 你 did!!!!

Cookie:*stays silent for five minutes*

随意 guy:0.o Hello?

Cookie:Hello would 你 like to hear your fortune?

随意 guy: Ugh! Not this again!!!! *walks away*

Cookie:Have a nice day!!!!

随意 guy: Get burnt!!!!!!

Cookie:Well that wasn't nice! Yo Micheal!

Micheal: Yes?

Cookie:He just told me to get burnt!!!!!

Micheal: Yes I heard but lucky 你 your already burnt! *Micheal smiles and turns stove up*

Cookie:Wha- *looks down and realizes it's sitting on a stove* Oh Damn!!!

Tdinoahiscute4, xneville_rocksx and 2 others like this

lilacool Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cryed of laughing!!Sooooooo funny!!!

DxCluvr lolz

jeniffer2200 a BIG WTF!

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If Don hosted "Total Drama" from the very beginning...

posted by PeachyKeen1994

After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the 最佳, 返回页首 of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to...

The Reasons Why 《冰雪奇缘》 shouldn't get a sequel.

posted by ToriKelly5

Note: This is just my thoughts. Don't take them personality, 《冰雪奇缘》 fans. I just don't like it that much so take this 列表 with a pinch of salt.

Frozen is one of the most much-loved film of all time . I'm sure it heard Let It Go. I used to be a 粉丝 but now, I don't
Know why it's so famous. This storyline is so easy and simple, the songs are ear worms ( but not so bad) and well, the story was over after the movie, nothing else can happen!

( Now I have nothing against Frozen. It's good and I like Anna so no haters)

The wasted talent and cash ( that they could have used for 《冰雪奇缘》 2) and made two...

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My 最佳, 返回页首 100 Jrock Songs

posted by zanhar1

I did one of these for both Symphonic Metal and 韩流 and wanted to 列表 of my 最佳, 返回页首 100 Jrock songs as well. There were so many great ones that the honorable mentions 列表 is also pretty big. I tried not to do too many songs from the same band so a lot of songs I like aren't even on here.

1. Dazzle Vision - 秒
2. Nega - Guilt Trip
3. Dir En Grey - Obscure
4.Blood Stain Child - Freedom
5. Miyavi - Steal The Sun
6. Miyavi - Long Nights
7. The Gazette - Leech
8. Dir En Grey - Different Sense
9. Miyavi - Jibun Kakumei
10. Miyavi - Mama Papa Nozomarenu Baby
11. Borns - Radical Hysteria
12. Blood Stain Child...

The Nut House Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: 你 Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: 你 seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed...

The Nut House Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 2: The Book

Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker 阅读 a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know 你 liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make...

Sugar Swaps Her 报道 Card (Credit belongs to adamkleinschmidt2003)

posted by PeachyKeen1994

Original Video: link

Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your 报道 cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good 报道 card. (Sugar sees her 报道 card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日期 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my report...

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30 随意 Facts About Me

posted by jlhfan624

Because why not, right?

1. My 最喜爱的 foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. 或者 tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I 爱情爱情爱情爱情 retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My 最喜爱的颜色 are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.

8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...

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The 7 Golden Rules for Good Life

posted by miisous92

What is good life? What is happiness? What is success? What is pleasure? How should I treat other people? How should I cope with unfortunate events? How can I get rid off unnecessary worry? How should I handle liberty?

1- Be a Responsible Human Being. Approach yourself with honesty and thoroughness; maintain a kind of spiritual hygiene; stop the blame-shifting for your errors and shortcomings.

2-Worry only about the things that are in your control, the things that can be influenced and changed 由 your actions, not about the things that are beyond your capacity to direct 或者 alter.

3-Experience...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

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The Future Of Bitcoin (BTC)

posted by BJsRealm

This world definitely need a single global currency.I hope BTC would become a global currency in the near future.So far,BTC is just a cryptocurrency used only on .onion sites yet someday it just might become the new official global/UN electronic currency.

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Where Eagles Dare Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits 下一个 to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your 老友记 make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

Song: link

John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...

T h e C o d e o f K e K.

posted by TheLefteris24

Praise Kek!

Heed those words Mortals and set yourselves free!

There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.

I am the 心 of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the 火, 消防 of hate.

All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.

Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.

Preached 由 the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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Praise Kek !!!!

KEK WILLS IT!

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What I hate about Google+ and YouTube's separation.

posted by Renegade1765

It all started back in November of 2013 - I finally received a new cellphone, a Nokia Lumina 520, and along with it, I finally got my own 电子邮箱 account and password.
While it was nice having those, I didn't really use them, not even to make a 脸谱 account. However, in 圣诞节 of that year, while watching some YouTube videos, it suddenly dawned on me: I could use the 电子邮箱 and 密码 to create my own 谷歌 account and 评论 on YouTube videos. I liked 阅读 other people's 评论 (When they were not rude.) and I wanted to do it, myself.
After creating my 谷歌 account, I immediately...

Bars and Melody: Why not popular?

posted by twinklestar11

My 最喜爱的 singer/raper is Bars and Melody. They began singing/rapping July 2014. At that time I had no idea who they were till 2016. People don't like them, but i dont know why. Maybe cuz those people dont like rapping 或者 listening to young kid bands. They rapper is Leondre who started rapping when he was 13. People say it was 14, but the Bars and Melody song was relased in July and Leondre's birthday is in October so he was accully 13 when he started. The singer is Charlie. Charlie was 唱歌 when he was 15. His birthday is also in October. They are no longer 13 and 15. Leondre is now 16...

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The Art Of Clickbait #3 (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Episode 3 has arrived!

Welcome back again mates! In case 你 missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this 文章 series is all about.

In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and 随意 scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked 你 all for ideas in the 评论 section below! That's also how this 显示 has been running since Episode 2, so if 你 like this series, then don't forget to 粉丝 and leave a 评论 below on what 你 guys and gals want me to create in the 下一个 episode!

And with that being...

最佳, 返回页首 5 Most Underrated youtobe Channels

posted by Windrises

Hi YouTube fans. There are several interesting shows on YouTube and several of aren't really well known. The following 5 channels are made 由 very nice and talented people. I highly recommend checking out these channels.

5. Doodletones

Doodletones is a member of the Commentary Community. She's a very talented commentator who knows how to be both informative and entertaining. She makes 视频 frequently so 你 don't have to worry about running out of 视频 to watch.

4. FutureGohanSSJ2

FutureGohanSSJ2 is a cartoon lover. He has plenty of 视频 where he talks about cartoon relater merchandise...

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The Art Of Clickbait (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the 标题 of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in 更多 cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important 问题 of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...

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I gave a collection of sarcastic 答案 too really dumb yahoo 问题

posted by Canada24

How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the 皇后乐队 of sarcasm, 你 don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"

My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"

My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"

What's an appropriate site for a 13 年 old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"

Can 你 get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"

Why are 婴儿 ugly at first?
"How about you...