随意 Article: 随意 guy and fortune cookie

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posted by DxCluvr

Tell me if u think this is funny 或者 not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

随意 GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!

Cookie:Would 你 like to hear your fortune?

随意 guy: Uhh sure I guess?

Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*

随意 guy: Uh 你 gonna tell me my fortune?

Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?

随意 guy: 你 gonna tell me my fortune 或者 what?!?!?

Cookie:Why the hell would I tell 你 your fortune?

随意 guy: 你说你 WOULD!!!!

Cookie:Well have 你 been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and 饼干 don't talk nor tell people fortunes.

随意 guy:0.o But 你 j-

Cookies: No I didn't

随意 guy: But I-

Cookie:No no I did not say I would tell 你 your fortune.

随意 guy:Yes 你 did!!!!

Cookie:*stays silent for five minutes*

随意 guy:0.o Hello?

Cookie:Hello would 你 like to hear your fortune?

随意 guy: Ugh! Not this again!!!! *walks away*

Cookie:Have a nice day!!!!

随意 guy: Get burnt!!!!!!

Cookie:Well that wasn't nice! Yo Micheal!

Micheal: Yes?

Cookie:He just told me to get burnt!!!!!

Micheal: Yes I heard but lucky 你 your already burnt! *Micheal smiles and turns stove up*

Cookie:Wha- *looks down and realizes it's sitting on a stove* Oh Damn!!!

Tdinoahiscute4, xneville_rocksx and 2 others like this

lilacool Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cryed of laughing!!Sooooooo funny!!!

DxCluvr lolz

jeniffer2200 a BIG WTF!

CANADA24's BEST/WORST ADAM STANDER MOVIES;

posted by Canada24

BEST;

1; CLICK;
This one is a personal favourite of mine.. I actually like this actor all things considered, and actually have 更多 good films than bad.. Click is actually a really funny film, and he doesn't do any of his stupid high pitched voices, least not that much. I always like when Adam plays the everyman, he's actually one of the best parts of the films when he does.

And coarse, there's the last 20/30 minutes. Where Standler shows that under the right circumstances, he actually is a really excellent actor. Doing the emotional scenes really really well..

2; HOTEL TRANSVANINA;
These films...

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P.E.C podcast

posted by podcastlover123

Please listen to P.E.C podcast 潮流粉丝俱乐部粉丝 it’s a great podcast! I would rate it 5/5 stars ⭐️ because the trailer seams great but they 说 they will start posting episodes on Friday. So please listen to it. So get off your 图书 and get out your screens and type “P.E.C podcast” and it will change 你 for life the podcast is run 由 Olivia and Hattie who are loads of 🤩 FUN. So please once 你 have listen 🎧 to the podcast leave a 评论 and say podcast like 👍🏻 或者 podcast dislike 👎🏻. Bye for now

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最佳, 返回页首 TEN SLASHER VILLAINS; worst to best..

posted by Canada24

10; JASON VOORHEES;

I know it might seem like me just being a Freddy fan, especially as Krueger is number one. But I have to be entirely honest. I always found Friday the 13th kinda overrated. It's not till the films started becoming self parody's when Jason became a zombie that they started getting fun. The rest of them are just 更多 80's slashers with annoying characters that we just want to see Jason kill. But that's just me. I know people enjoy these films. The fact he's on the 列表 at all is still a compliment. And honestly he was way 更多 terrifying in that remake film..

9; CHUCKY;...

Ending Segregation The Undead Way - Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse Review (Gen 6)

posted by windwakerguy430

So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some 更多 cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the PS游戏机 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...

How to turn strangers into soulmates

posted by blossomyumyum

Have 你 looked at someone and just thought,
“We don’t know each other’s names. We have so much in common, so close yet so far.”

Everyone always dreams of having a song sang to them, every guy needs to have their sing sang back.
Here are some ways that 你 can find your soulmate:

First, realize that 爱情 is love. That whatever comes will come naturally.
Kiss slowly and gently, because gay only means happy.

Listen to each other’s input. Give time to 展示 interest.

Let each other sing.
Music is often your best way to express feeling and emotion.
Realize too that sometimes lyrics are the best...

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NikPiks - Freddy Got Fingered: The Point of Being Pointless

posted by windwakerguy430

Wow, what is this now? Now I know what we’re all thinking. Is this supposed to be an in-season April Fools joke? Is this like an epic prank gone wrong gone sexual? This can’t truly be, Nik. You’re not really going to tell us about the actual intelligence of this film. No…. I’m dead serious. This is a review of the film, a review that actually talks about Freddy Got Fingered… But positively. Yes. Really. So this film has been considered not just one of the worst films of the decade, not just one of the worst comedies ever, but it’s also been considered one of the worst 电影院 of...

CAN 你 DIG IT!? - The Warriors PS2 Review

posted by windwakerguy430

Finally, a full review of a licensed game here on these reviews. I already did a quick look at the Simpsons: Hit and Run game, but that was only a little mini review in a series of mini reviews. This time, we got ourselves a full licensed game. And probably one of the most obscure and best on the PS2. So The Warriors movie from 1979 is one of my 最喜爱的电影院 ever. It was a short, fun thriller about a small 街, 街道 gang being framed for the murder of a big crime lord and now must make it through the streets of New York back to their turf alive. It had thrills, chills, spills, and was just...

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I can suck ya dick! ^_^

added by BB2010

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Minorities Locked in a Ball Buster Combo - God Hand Review

posted by windwakerguy430

So when it comes to buying physical copies of PS2 games, there’s always one issue that stems from it. That being the case of some games can be brutally expensive. Like I was hoping to buy a copy of Rule of Rose for the PS2 because I heard it was one of the most painful games to play with one of the best stories ever written. That was until I found out that the going price regularly is six hundred USD. So, yeah, no fucking thank you. I like to live in a house and eat food. But of course, Rule of Rose was far from the only game to do this. And with some games I wanted to buy on the PS2 like...

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Making God Even Angrier - The Bible Game Review

posted by windwakerguy430

Hey, everyone. After the mistake that was Trigger Man, and having fallen into a state of suicidal depression, also mixed with the state of the world, I decided to turn toward religion in the hopes of turning my life around. Sure, hearing about some of the stuff that goes on in the bible, like how God ruined Job’s life over a bet with the Devil…. Not sure what that was about, but I am a true Christian now. It is not my place to 问题 the work of the lord. But because I can’t go to church because… ya know… the world right now, and since actually 阅读 a book is a challenge for...

Some Triggers Never Die - Trigger Man Review

posted by windwakerguy430

So believe it 或者 not, I don’t go out of my way to look for bad games. Unless there’s some weird 圣诞节 event, I never look at a PS2 game and think, “This looks like a fucking piece of shit. I wanna play that”. No, I usually want to give the games I talk about on here the benefit of the doubt and 显示 them some sort of respect. Be it something that pulls me in 或者 something that intrigues me. Like I didn’t buy Marc Ecko’s Getting Up with the intent of hating it. I bought it because it looked like a fun game and I like the urban setting. It only happened to be a pile of trash. But...

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my thoughts on Helluva Boss (so far)

posted by TimberHumphrey

oh, this 显示 is a blast so far! blood, guts, mayhem, sex, lots of swearing, drugs and of course demons. and it all works perfectly! i 爱情 watching the I.M.P shenanigans Blitzo and co. get themselves into.
but so far, Episode 2 is my favorite. never would've i thought we'd get so much character depth for Stolas of all characters. he might be a total pervert, but he sure is a good father. and his song.... wow! that brought a tear to my eye. i never thought he'd have such a beautiful voice.
also, i can't forget about Octavia. i've only known her for one episode, but she's already up there as one of my 最喜爱的 characters (along with Loona, of course). i really hope Vivzie brings her back for another episode. maybe have her and Loona on a girls' night together. that'd be great to watch!
all i can say now is: i can't wait to see what episode 3 has in store for us.

取消 Elijah Jones!! Beautiful Insanity!!

posted by Dangerousloves

Elijah Jones "Razilee and Elijah" need fixing

Though displaced 由 fusion. Elijah Jones and his 最近的 album "Beautiful Insanity" deceives the art of true kindness and blames others for judging while feelings guilty of judgement. Elijah Jones isn't the once thoughtful artist we once knew back in 2017. He has manipulated to trick us in thinking he is kind and nice!! He sucks!! His 音乐 album and his documentaries are horrible and does not teach any valuable lesson as expressed! Why does many favor him and his followers?

Three good reasons...

Beautiful Insanity FAILS to deliver the message behind judgement.

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 doesn't...

Jessie James Decker - I'll Chase the Sky (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

你 see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, 你 got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, 你 got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If 你 wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If 你 wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is 更多 than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what 你 needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...

The Exploitation II: Ten Horror Exploitation Film Reviews

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, it’s that time of the 年 again. Halloween, the 月 of scares, despite the fact that the 年 2020 has been a fucking nightmare 更多 than anything 万圣节前夕 could do. Last 年 I looked at five exploitation horror films. Some were good. Some were absolute trash. But I wanted to do that again. And this time, I wanted to up the ante. I wanted to take it a step further. Not with graphic content. God no. Nothing will ever make me sick like Nekromantik, I think. But in scale. Instead of five films, I decided to check out ten this year. Ones of differentiating quality. Will there be diamonds...

Weirdest 鸡皮疙瘩 Endings

posted by Canada24

#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up 由 the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?

#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The 狗 turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and 菲姬 into 狗 and take over their identities, then Cooper and 菲姬 transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels 或者 something like that, I don't know. Stine...

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FIVE ''GREAT” MORALS FROM GOOSEBUMPS:

posted by Canada24

#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court 由 the Reality Police and put on trial simply because 你说 your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog 由 a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget 你 ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....

NikPiks - The Bizarre Charm of Deadly Premonition

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY 月 marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The 下一个 review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed 由 lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can 移动 on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...

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Seattle "SIFF" To Feature "Razilee and Elijah: Part 2" Online

posted by seattlelivin

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster

Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will be viewed at "SIFF" Seattle event on "August 28, 2020" through an online scope for it's Pacific Northwest reveal. Also 你 can view the films behind the scene slots a week before premiere of the film. Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will become available to watch in the Pacific Northwest of Oregon and Washington starting 9:00PM August 28, 2020. A family 展示 will be available on August 7, 2020. The film will be released to the world on September 4, 2020. Its global release.

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster

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My 最佳, 返回页首 6 最喜爱的 Avatar: The Last Airbender Characters

posted by whatsupbugs

Avatar: The Last Airbender is a 显示 that came out in 2005. Not counting 随意 clips and the 2010 film, I didn't start watching the 显示 until 2020. 你 might be wondering why it took me so long to watch the 显示 and I don't really have a good excuse. The 显示 came out when I was a kid and back then, I was very quick to judge shows and films based on their visuals. Avatar: The Last Airbender's visuals didn't interest me and neither did the character designs. Even when I was a kid, I was never really a big 粉丝 of kid characters. I did have exceptions, like the cast of Ed, Edd and Eddy. Also,...