Tell me if u think this is funny 或者 not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:
随意 GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!
Cookie:Would 你 like to hear your fortune?
随意 guy: Uhh sure I guess?
Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*
随意 guy: Uh 你 gonna tell me my fortune?
Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?
随意 guy: 你 gonna tell me my fortune 或者 what?!?!?
Cookie:Why the hell would I tell 你 your fortune?
随意 guy: 你 说 你 WOULD!!!!
Cookie:Well have 你 been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and 饼干 don't talk nor tell people fortunes.
随意 guy:0.o But 你 j-
Cookies: No I didn't
随意 guy: But I-
Cookie:No no I did not say I would tell 你 your fortune.
随意 guy:Yes 你 did!!!!
Cookie:*stays silent for five minutes*
随意 guy:0.o Hello?
Cookie:Hello would 你 like to hear your fortune?
随意 guy: Ugh! Not this again!!!! *walks away*
Cookie:Have a nice day!!!!
随意 guy: Get burnt!!!!!!
Cookie:Well that wasn't nice! Yo Micheal!
Micheal: Yes?
Cookie:He just told me to get burnt!!!!!
Micheal: Yes I heard but lucky 你 your already burnt! *Micheal smiles and turns stove up*
Cookie:Wha- *looks down and realizes it's sitting on a stove* Oh Damn!!!
随意 GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!
Cookie:Would 你 like to hear your fortune?
随意 guy: Uhh sure I guess?
Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*
随意 guy: Uh 你 gonna tell me my fortune?
Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?
随意 guy: 你 gonna tell me my fortune 或者 what?!?!?
Cookie:Why the hell would I tell 你 your fortune?
随意 guy: 你 说 你 WOULD!!!!
Cookie:Well have 你 been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and 饼干 don't talk nor tell people fortunes.
随意 guy:0.o But 你 j-
Cookies: No I didn't
随意 guy: But I-
Cookie:No no I did not say I would tell 你 your fortune.
随意 guy:Yes 你 did!!!!
Cookie:*stays silent for five minutes*
随意 guy:0.o Hello?
Cookie:Hello would 你 like to hear your fortune?
随意 guy: Ugh! Not this again!!!! *walks away*
Cookie:Have a nice day!!!!
随意 guy: Get burnt!!!!!!
Cookie:Well that wasn't nice! Yo Micheal!
Micheal: Yes?
Cookie:He just told me to get burnt!!!!!
Micheal: Yes I heard but lucky 你 your already burnt! *Micheal smiles and turns stove up*
Cookie:Wha- *looks down and realizes it's sitting on a stove* Oh Damn!!!
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a 分钟 then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no 老友记 或者 anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 说 goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 下一个 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 或者 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 说 goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 下一个 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 或者 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my 密码 for 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the 评论 and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being 说 i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my 密码 so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if 你 see some retarded post made 由 me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if 你 don't believe me then find your choice.
that being 说 i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my 密码 so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if 你 see some retarded post made 由 me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if 你 don't believe me then find your choice.