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Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your 报道 cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good 报道 card. (Sugar sees her 报道 card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日期 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my 报道 card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my 报道 card, again. But I can swap my 报道 card with Ella's. I could just 交叉, 十字架 out and switch our names on our 报道 cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her 报道 card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your 报道 cards signed 由 your parents. Goodbye.
(One 小时 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did 你 get your 报道 card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's 报道 card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my 报道 card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her 报道 card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best 报道 cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her 报道 card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a 报道 card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure 你 Ella did not got a 0.0 on her 报道 card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's 报道 card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real 报道 card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank 你 so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your 报道 card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's 报道 card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. 你 actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake 报道 card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration 晚餐 with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are 你 all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped 报道 cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real 报道 card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe 你 swapped 报道 cards and got a 0.0 on your real 报道 card! I just spent $1000 dollars for 你 at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! 你 are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real 报道 card 评论 read: Ella has been the sweetest 天使 in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real 报道 card 评论 read: This has been the worst 年 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority 或者 instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 视频 on the computers. I recommend either Special 日 Class 或者 Sugar repeating the same grade 下一个 year.
Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your 报道 cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good 报道 card. (Sugar sees her 报道 card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日期 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my 报道 card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my 报道 card, again. But I can swap my 报道 card with Ella's. I could just 交叉, 十字架 out and switch our names on our 报道 cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her 报道 card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your 报道 cards signed 由 your parents. Goodbye.
(One 小时 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did 你 get your 报道 card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's 报道 card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my 报道 card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her 报道 card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best 报道 cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her 报道 card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a 报道 card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure 你 Ella did not got a 0.0 on her 报道 card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's 报道 card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real 报道 card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank 你 so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your 报道 card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's 报道 card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. 你 actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake 报道 card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration 晚餐 with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are 你 all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped 报道 cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real 报道 card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe 你 swapped 报道 cards and got a 0.0 on your real 报道 card! I just spent $1000 dollars for 你 at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! 你 are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real 报道 card 评论 read: Ella has been the sweetest 天使 in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real 报道 card 评论 read: This has been the worst 年 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority 或者 instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 视频 on the computers. I recommend either Special 日 Class 或者 Sugar repeating the same grade 下一个 year.
你 just shut the door i fell like 更多 when 你 say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do 你 make sure to 爱情 me even though i'm shy do 你 ever ever ever think to try? do 你 think of me? when 你 say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when 你 say hi well than 你 won't be mine! yes this is 爱情 but does it hurt? when i cry? when 你 say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i 爱情 you! why would say means things why would 你 say the stuff that stings why would 你 say that word when i know 你 much? i don't think i would be with 你 if i knew a thing 或者 two about your life 你 backstabbing 刀 i trusted 你 and yet 你 still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs 你 a lot.
Don't 你 爱情 her?
I do...
I 爱情 my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs 你 a lot.
Don't 你 爱情 her?
I do...
I 爱情 my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she 偷了 our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she 偷了 our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
One fine 日 in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing 或者 whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the 文章 is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing 或者 whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the 文章 is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my 幻想 is flying
It's a 城堡 in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with 龙 now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a 城堡 in the sky
或者 there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
幻想 is not a crime
Find your 城堡 in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads 你 to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my 幻想 is flying
It's a 城堡 in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with 龙 now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a 城堡 in the sky
或者 there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
幻想 is not a crime
Find your 城堡 in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads 你 to the moon 'cause..."
1. they will sing his songs
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name 或者 talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his 音乐 every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask 你 if 你 have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i 爱情 justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate 或者 爱情 whatever he does even if they hate it 或者 爱情 it
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name 或者 talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his 音乐 every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask 你 if 你 have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i 爱情 justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate 或者 爱情 whatever he does even if they hate it 或者 爱情 it
James
