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Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your 报道 cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good 报道 card. (Sugar sees her 报道 card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日期 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my 报道 card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my 报道 card, again. But I can swap my 报道 card with Ella's. I could just 交叉, 十字架 out and switch our names on our 报道 cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her 报道 card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your 报道 cards signed 由 your parents. Goodbye.
(One 小时 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did 你 get your 报道 card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's 报道 card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my 报道 card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her 报道 card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best 报道 cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her 报道 card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a 报道 card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure 你 Ella did not got a 0.0 on her 报道 card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's 报道 card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real 报道 card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank 你 so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your 报道 card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's 报道 card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. 你 actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake 报道 card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration 晚餐 with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are 你 all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped 报道 cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real 报道 card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe 你 swapped 报道 cards and got a 0.0 on your real 报道 card! I just spent $1000 dollars for 你 at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! 你 are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real 报道 card 评论 read: Ella has been the sweetest 天使 in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real 报道 card 评论 read: This has been the worst 年 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority 或者 instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 视频 on the computers. I recommend either Special 日 Class 或者 Sugar repeating the same grade 下一个 year.
Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your 报道 cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good 报道 card. (Sugar sees her 报道 card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日期 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my 报道 card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my 报道 card, again. But I can swap my 报道 card with Ella's. I could just 交叉, 十字架 out and switch our names on our 报道 cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her 报道 card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your 报道 cards signed 由 your parents. Goodbye.
(One 小时 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did 你 get your 报道 card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's 报道 card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my 报道 card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her 报道 card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best 报道 cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her 报道 card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a 报道 card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure 你 Ella did not got a 0.0 on her 报道 card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's 报道 card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real 报道 card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank 你 so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your 报道 card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's 报道 card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. 你 actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake 报道 card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration 晚餐 with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are 你 all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped 报道 cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real 报道 card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe 你 swapped 报道 cards and got a 0.0 on your real 报道 card! I just spent $1000 dollars for 你 at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! 你 are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real 报道 card 评论 read: Ella has been the sweetest 天使 in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real 报道 card 评论 read: This has been the worst 年 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority 或者 instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 视频 on the computers. I recommend either Special 日 Class 或者 Sugar repeating the same grade 下一个 year.
嘿 everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that 低音 由 Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a 粉丝 club about u and make the 文章 their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then 由 all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends 万圣节前夕 eve. 或者 U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and 最佳, 返回页首 me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 你 can stuff a 枕头 with the 鼠, 大鼠 毛皮 on the 长椅, 沙发 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 你 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 你 can stuff a 枕头 with the 鼠, 大鼠 毛皮 on the 长椅, 沙发 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 你 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
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~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
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~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most 电影院 of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 分钟 in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If 你 want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most 电影院 of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 分钟 in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If 你 want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the 音乐 was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If 你 are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the 音乐 was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If 你 are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Rant 2: Geewuners!
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are 粉丝 of 变形金刚 G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 粉丝 are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the 变形金刚 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are 粉丝 of 变形金刚 G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 粉丝 are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the 变形金刚 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
