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Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your 报道 cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good 报道 card. (Sugar sees her 报道 card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日期 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my 报道 card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my 报道 card, again. But I can swap my 报道 card with Ella's. I could just 交叉, 十字架 out and switch our names on our 报道 cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her 报道 card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your 报道 cards signed 由 your parents. Goodbye.
(One 小时 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did 你 get your 报道 card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's 报道 card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my 报道 card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her 报道 card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best 报道 cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her 报道 card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a 报道 card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure 你 Ella did not got a 0.0 on her 报道 card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's 报道 card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real 报道 card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank 你 so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your 报道 card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's 报道 card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. 你 actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake 报道 card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration 晚餐 with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are 你 all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped 报道 cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real 报道 card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe 你 swapped 报道 cards and got a 0.0 on your real 报道 card! I just spent $1000 dollars for 你 at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! 你 are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real 报道 card 评论 read: Ella has been the sweetest 天使 in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real 报道 card 评论 read: This has been the worst 年 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority 或者 instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 视频 on the computers. I recommend either Special 日 Class 或者 Sugar repeating the same grade 下一个 year.
Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your 报道 cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good 报道 card. (Sugar sees her 报道 card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日期 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my 报道 card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my 报道 card, again. But I can swap my 报道 card with Ella's. I could just 交叉, 十字架 out and switch our names on our 报道 cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her 报道 card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your 报道 cards signed 由 your parents. Goodbye.
(One 小时 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did 你 get your 报道 card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's 报道 card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my 报道 card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her 报道 card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best 报道 cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her 报道 card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a 报道 card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure 你 Ella did not got a 0.0 on her 报道 card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's 报道 card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real 报道 card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank 你 so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your 报道 card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's 报道 card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. 你 actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake 报道 card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration 晚餐 with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are 你 all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped 报道 cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real 报道 card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe 你 swapped 报道 cards and got a 0.0 on your real 报道 card! I just spent $1000 dollars for 你 at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! 你 are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real 报道 card 评论 read: Ella has been the sweetest 天使 in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real 报道 card 评论 read: This has been the worst 年 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority 或者 instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 视频 on the computers. I recommend either Special 日 Class 或者 Sugar repeating the same grade 下一个 year.
