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Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your 报道 cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good 报道 card. (Sugar sees her 报道 card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日期 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my 报道 card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my 报道 card, again. But I can swap my 报道 card with Ella's. I could just 交叉, 十字架 out and switch our names on our 报道 cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her 报道 card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your 报道 cards signed 由 your parents. Goodbye.
(One 小时 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did 你 get your 报道 card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's 报道 card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my 报道 card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her 报道 card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best 报道 cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her 报道 card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a 报道 card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure 你 Ella did not got a 0.0 on her 报道 card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's 报道 card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real 报道 card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank 你 so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your 报道 card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's 报道 card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. 你 actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake 报道 card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration 晚餐 with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are 你 all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped 报道 cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real 报道 card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe 你 swapped 报道 cards and got a 0.0 on your real 报道 card! I just spent $1000 dollars for 你 at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! 你 are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real 报道 card 评论 read: Ella has been the sweetest 天使 in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real 报道 card 评论 read: This has been the worst 年 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority 或者 instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 视频 on the computers. I recommend either Special 日 Class 或者 Sugar repeating the same grade 下一个 year.
Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your 报道 cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good 报道 card. (Sugar sees her 报道 card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日期 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my 报道 card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my 报道 card, again. But I can swap my 报道 card with Ella's. I could just 交叉, 十字架 out and switch our names on our 报道 cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her 报道 card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your 报道 cards signed 由 your parents. Goodbye.
(One 小时 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did 你 get your 报道 card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's 报道 card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my 报道 card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her 报道 card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best 报道 cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her 报道 card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a 报道 card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure 你 Ella did not got a 0.0 on her 报道 card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's 报道 card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real 报道 card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank 你 so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your 报道 card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's 报道 card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. 你 actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake 报道 card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration 晚餐 with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are 你 all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped 报道 cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real 报道 card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe 你 swapped 报道 cards and got a 0.0 on your real 报道 card! I just spent $1000 dollars for 你 at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! 你 are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real 报道 card 评论 read: Ella has been the sweetest 天使 in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real 报道 card 评论 read: This has been the worst 年 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority 或者 instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 视频 on the computers. I recommend either Special 日 Class 或者 Sugar repeating the same grade 下一个 year.
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws 食物 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 问题 (ex: What do 图书馆 cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 日 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who 你 think she is
*She throws 食物 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 问题 (ex: What do 图书馆 cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 日 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who 你 think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book 由 its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders 或者 u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id 爱情 to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break 你 down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to 你 that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating 评论 about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why 你 like what 你 do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do 你 do it? Do 你 have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever 你 do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to 你 that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating 评论 about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why 你 like what 你 do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do 你 do it? Do 你 have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever 你 do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent 香蕉 even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a 香蕉 is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but 你 can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a 更多 stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are 俱乐部 song)
香蕉 香蕉 羊 are there 老友记
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a 香蕉 is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but 你 can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a 更多 stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are 俱乐部 song)
香蕉 香蕉 羊 are there 老友记
BANANAS
one 日 that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny 说 hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first 日期 ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him 首页 AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO 首页 AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE 说 WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE 说 COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton 糖果 road like 45 like 秒 以前 and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like 你 like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went 首页 and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like 日 in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't 你 wanna mix cotton 糖果 and popscicles!
That was like a like better like 日 in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't 你 wanna mix cotton 糖果 and popscicles!
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. 龙 say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. 鱼 say blub blub blub.
13. 独角兽 say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. 龙 say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. 鱼 say blub blub blub.
13. 独角兽 say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
