嘿 this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.
Offender #1: Gladiformers.
Do I even need to explain this one? It's a 变形金刚 knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.
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Offender #2: Ratatoing
This movie rips off Ratatouille, a 皮克斯 film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.
Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters
Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters aren't scary (one plays hopscotch on the Great Wall) and the aliens are boring "Little Green Men".
Offender #4: What's Up Balloon To the Rescue
How dare this company rip off one of the greatest 皮克斯 movies, Up. This movie has a terrible plot, characters, and no real surprises.
Offender #5: The Little Cars (and it's sequels)
This movie rips off Cars. This evil knock off has the most boring male protagonist, and the tow truck in this movie is 更多 of a redneck than Mater.
Offender #6: Mega Powers
This is the worst Power Rangers ripoff.
Offender #7: Tiny Robots
This movie not only rips off WALL-E, it also rips off 星, 星级 Wars, as the evil leader looks like Darth Vader.
This company is so evil!
Offender #1: Gladiformers.
Do I even need to explain this one? It's a 变形金刚 knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.
link
Offender #2: Ratatoing
This movie rips off Ratatouille, a 皮克斯 film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.
Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters
Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters aren't scary (one plays hopscotch on the Great Wall) and the aliens are boring "Little Green Men".
Offender #4: What's Up Balloon To the Rescue
How dare this company rip off one of the greatest 皮克斯 movies, Up. This movie has a terrible plot, characters, and no real surprises.
Offender #5: The Little Cars (and it's sequels)
This movie rips off Cars. This evil knock off has the most boring male protagonist, and the tow truck in this movie is 更多 of a redneck than Mater.
Offender #6: Mega Powers
This is the worst Power Rangers ripoff.
Offender #7: Tiny Robots
This movie not only rips off WALL-E, it also rips off 星, 星级 Wars, as the evil leader looks like Darth Vader.
This company is so evil!
1.You abuse our 爱情 你 lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we 爱情 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 爱情 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 爱情 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape 或者 form.
6.Guys 你 should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with 你 (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 爱情 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When 你 (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we 爱情 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 爱情 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 爱情 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape 或者 form.
6.Guys 你 should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with 你 (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 爱情 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When 你 (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just 阅读 some of the 《终结者》 语录 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 日 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. 你 might get annoyed 由 it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 日 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. 你 might get annoyed 由 it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
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(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have 凯莎 babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds 你 of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his 芭比娃娃 girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his 首页 adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he 答案 he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have 凯莎 babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds 你 of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his 芭比娃娃 girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his 首页 adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he 答案 he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying 随意 things until u cry laughing
5. continue 阅读 this
6. Walk up to siblings and say 随意 things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on 脸谱 and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on 谷歌 look up 松鸦, 杰伊, 杰伊 · leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add 随意 people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying 随意 things until u cry laughing
5. continue 阅读 this
6. Walk up to siblings and say 随意 things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on 脸谱 and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on 谷歌 look up 松鸦, 杰伊, 杰伊 · leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add 随意 people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
