嘿 this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.
Offender #1: Gladiformers.
Do I even need to explain this one? It's a 变形金刚 knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.
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Offender #2: Ratatoing
This movie rips off Ratatouille, a 皮克斯 film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.
Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters
Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters aren't scary (one plays hopscotch on the Great Wall) and the aliens are boring "Little Green Men".
Offender #4: What's Up Balloon To the Rescue
How dare this company rip off one of the greatest 皮克斯 movies, Up. This movie has a terrible plot, characters, and no real surprises.
Offender #5: The Little Cars (and it's sequels)
This movie rips off Cars. This evil knock off has the most boring male protagonist, and the tow truck in this movie is 更多 of a redneck than Mater.
Offender #6: Mega Powers
This is the worst Power Rangers ripoff.
Offender #7: Tiny Robots
This movie not only rips off WALL-E, it also rips off 星, 星级 Wars, as the evil leader looks like Darth Vader.
This company is so evil!
Offender #1: Gladiformers.
Do I even need to explain this one? It's a 变形金刚 knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.
link
Offender #2: Ratatoing
This movie rips off Ratatouille, a 皮克斯 film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.
Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters
Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters aren't scary (one plays hopscotch on the Great Wall) and the aliens are boring "Little Green Men".
Offender #4: What's Up Balloon To the Rescue
How dare this company rip off one of the greatest 皮克斯 movies, Up. This movie has a terrible plot, characters, and no real surprises.
Offender #5: The Little Cars (and it's sequels)
This movie rips off Cars. This evil knock off has the most boring male protagonist, and the tow truck in this movie is 更多 of a redneck than Mater.
Offender #6: Mega Powers
This is the worst Power Rangers ripoff.
Offender #7: Tiny Robots
This movie not only rips off WALL-E, it also rips off 星, 星级 Wars, as the evil leader looks like Darth Vader.
This company is so evil!
"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT 日期 IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
更多 famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy 射线, 雷 cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
更多 famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy 射线, 雷 cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone 你 meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 你 can.
If 你 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to 鸭 under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as 你 can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 你 can.
If 你 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to 鸭 under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as 你 can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, 或者 pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum 更多 gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min 或者 completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting 更多 till 你 reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, 或者 pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum 更多 gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min 或者 completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting 更多 till 你 reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the 长椅, 沙发 last night watching some rubbish 电视 显示 and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my 彩虹 colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I 爱情 你 soooooo much' and so I was like 'I 爱情 你 more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting 你 a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting 你 one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten 分钟 later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do 你 think are greater,the advantages 或者 disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from 你 mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes 你 或者 hits 你 *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to 你 first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her 老友记 house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes 你 *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets 你 wear his clothing *he likes 你 in his stuff*
7) If 你 are tired of waiting for him to make the first 移动 *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from 你 mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes 你 或者 hits 你 *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to 你 first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her 老友记 house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes 你 *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets 你 wear his clothing *he likes 你 in his stuff*
7) If 你 are tired of waiting for him to make the first 移动 *make it yourself*