随意 Article: Nick Reviews Special: The evil that is Video Brinquedo

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Nick Reviews Special: The evil that is Video Brinquedo

posted by BlondLionEzel

嘿 this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a 变形金刚 knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

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Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a 皮克斯 film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters aren't scary (one plays hopscotch on the Great Wall) and the aliens are boring "Little Green Men".

Offender #4: What's Up Balloon To the Rescue

How dare this company rip off one of the greatest 皮克斯 movies, Up. This movie has a terrible plot, characters, and no real surprises.

Offender #5: The Little Cars (and it's sequels)

This movie rips off Cars. This evil knock off has the most boring male protagonist, and the tow truck in this movie is 更多 of a redneck than Mater.

Offender #6: Mega Powers

This is the worst Power Rangers ripoff.

Offender #7: Tiny Robots

This movie not only rips off WALL-E, it also rips off 星, 星级 Wars, as the evil leader looks like Darth Vader.

This company is so evil!

deathding, I-Luv-L and 1 other like this

Max277 Not cool >->

BlondLionEzel i agree

LottieGirl2015 watch this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o7B5HYXQ8g

kevintexas0106 I agree with your opinion wordle because when watching this movie, I lost a lot of details like the movie Ratatouille.

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Five Ways To Die (or get severely injured) 由 A 香蕉

posted by amethyst44

Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a 香蕉 strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the 列表你 have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the 香蕉 peel. Bananas like to be wackos and 显示 themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if 你 are near a slippery...

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WOMAN'S TYPE~~~~~~~~its niccc..♥♥♥

posted by scarlet009

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the 表 with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the 牛奶 carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check 或者 charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a 电视 set in her purse.
"So, do 你 always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did 你 get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been 给 your share !

HE: Will 你 come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make 你 very happy
SHE: Why? Are 你 leaving?

HE: What would 你 say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If 爱情 is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should 你 believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that 狗爱情 to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at 你 if 你 blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a 树 falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the 五角大楼 were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a 沙锅, 砂锅

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole 鸭

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the 下一个 car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The 更多 it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying 你 should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the 评论 which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz 你 hate America."

3. When 你 go to the princible's office, and when he asks why 你 were sent, say, "I wrote that 你 sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam 答案

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited 由 mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah 甜点 and traveled 由 Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an 苹果 tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened 面包 which is 面包 made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

你 came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one 日 embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I 爱情 the special bond that we beutifully share,
I 爱情 the way 你显示 u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever 安全 within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When 你 meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are 你 doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't 你 try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When 你 ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer 牛油, 黄油 Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as 你 can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when 你 laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...

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the flavors of HI-C 果汁 boxes and THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

posted by itachifan1

* 橙子, 橙色 Lavaburst
* 桃子 (no longer produced)
* Poppin' 粉, 粉色 Lemonade
* 草莓 Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* 糖果苹果 cooler

[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* 水果 Pow
* 水果 Punch
* Orange
* 橙子, 橙色 Supernova
* 粉, 粉色 Lemonade
* 覆盆子 Kiwi
* Strawberry
* 草莓 Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C 酸, 酸奶 Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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My 问题 of Love;; Fear of Loving 你 && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

Did 你 really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be 更多 than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special 日
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that 日
there was lots to be 说
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When 你说 "I 爱情 you"
I 说 "I 爱情你 too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be 更多
What if I did...

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最佳, 返回页首 10 ways to freak out your roomate

posted by chowjoyi

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) 移动 everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an 象, 大象 weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten reasons to be cheerful! :D

posted by pandawinx

10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our 老友记 and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if 你 sometimes feel sad 或者 depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to 你 sorry, but if your in any other country, then 你 still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When 你 think of 浓情巧克力 everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )

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100 Ways to Order a 比萨, 比萨饼

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press 随意 numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival 比萨, 比萨饼 place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their 问题 with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Stupid 随意 Product Warnings (1)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Do not use if 你 cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping 或者 unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...

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Funny 语录 From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. 你 can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say 你 should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching 电视由 candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find 电视 very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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CONGATS! your the 1000th PERSON to... FAIL! YES 你 FAIL! FIND OUT WHY 你 FAIL NOW!

posted by emma-may

WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO 你 - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow 潮流粉丝俱乐部 failures...

i have failed to bring 你 the news of fail blog sooner...

some of 你 may know but the rest of 你 probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your 日 to 日 FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most 随意 posts of failed 照片 shots of failures 发布由 dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make 你 laugh! 你 can take failed pictures your self...

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5 things that will make everyone think you're insane!

posted by werewolflover

Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other 文章 like this so here's another one.I hope 你 enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks 由 (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a 茶 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals 由 say "would 你 like to 加入 us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the 粉, 粉色 fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good 或者 I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?