嘿 this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.
Offender #1: Gladiformers.
Do I even need to explain this one? It's a 变形金刚 knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.
link
Offender #2: Ratatoing
This movie rips off Ratatouille, a 皮克斯 film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.
Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters
Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters aren't scary (one plays hopscotch on the Great Wall) and the aliens are boring "Little Green Men".
Offender #4: What's Up Balloon To the Rescue
How dare this company rip off one of the greatest 皮克斯 movies, Up. This movie has a terrible plot, characters, and no real surprises.
Offender #5: The Little Cars (and it's sequels)
This movie rips off Cars. This evil knock off has the most boring male protagonist, and the tow truck in this movie is 更多 of a redneck than Mater.
Offender #6: Mega Powers
This is the worst Power Rangers ripoff.
Offender #7: Tiny Robots
This movie not only rips off WALL-E, it also rips off 星, 星级 Wars, as the evil leader looks like Darth Vader.
This company is so evil!
Offender #1: Gladiformers.
Do I even need to explain this one? It's a 变形金刚 knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.
link
Offender #2: Ratatoing
This movie rips off Ratatouille, a 皮克斯 film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.
Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters
Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters aren't scary (one plays hopscotch on the Great Wall) and the aliens are boring "Little Green Men".
Offender #4: What's Up Balloon To the Rescue
How dare this company rip off one of the greatest 皮克斯 movies, Up. This movie has a terrible plot, characters, and no real surprises.
Offender #5: The Little Cars (and it's sequels)
This movie rips off Cars. This evil knock off has the most boring male protagonist, and the tow truck in this movie is 更多 of a redneck than Mater.
Offender #6: Mega Powers
This is the worst Power Rangers ripoff.
Offender #7: Tiny Robots
This movie not only rips off WALL-E, it also rips off 星, 星级 Wars, as the evil leader looks like Darth Vader.
This company is so evil!
"When There's Nothing Left"
When there's nothing left to give
I will give 你 更多 than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Say I 爱情 you
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No 音乐 to play so I sing 你 my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
你 still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Say I 爱情 you
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I 爱情 you
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give 你 更多 than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give 你 my heart
I'm gonna give 你 my 心
When there's nothing left to give
I will give 你 更多 than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Say I 爱情 you
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No 音乐 to play so I sing 你 my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
你 still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Say I 爱情 you
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I 爱情 you
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give 你 更多 than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give 你 my heart
I'm gonna give 你 my 心
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He 分裂, 拆分 the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the 水果 seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He 分裂, 拆分 the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the 水果 seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.
2. 你 use the British curse of 食物 and bad tea.
3. 你 wear a scarf and when your teachers tell 你 to take it off, 你 say KOLKOLKOL!
4. 你 imagine your 最喜爱的 黑塔利亚 characters 唱歌 your 最喜爱的 songs.
5. 黑塔利亚 = your mind.
6. Buono 番茄 buono 番茄 buono buono ooh tomato.
7. 你 give people names that apply to their traits 或者 what they eat (ex. potato bastard 番茄 bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, 你 say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. 你 are 阅读 this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first 文章 on fanpop)
2. 你 use the British curse of 食物 and bad tea.
3. 你 wear a scarf and when your teachers tell 你 to take it off, 你 say KOLKOLKOL!
4. 你 imagine your 最喜爱的 黑塔利亚 characters 唱歌 your 最喜爱的 songs.
5. 黑塔利亚 = your mind.
6. Buono 番茄 buono 番茄 buono buono ooh tomato.
7. 你 give people names that apply to their traits 或者 what they eat (ex. potato bastard 番茄 bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, 你 say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. 你 are 阅读 this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first 文章 on fanpop)
What a 吻乐队（Kiss） means.....
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the stomach = I’m ready
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Ear = You're my everything
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Hand = I adore you
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Neck = We belong together
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Shoulder = I want you
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Lips = I 爱情 you
+Laughing while 接吻 = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely 爱情 each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain 爱情 you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me 你 爱情 me
+ Arms around the Waist = I 爱情 你 too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If 你 were thinking about someone while 阅读 this, you’re definitely in Love
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the stomach = I’m ready
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Ear = You're my everything
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Hand = I adore you
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Neck = We belong together
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Shoulder = I want you
+ 吻乐队（Kiss） on the Lips = I 爱情 you
+Laughing while 接吻 = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely 爱情 each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain 爱情 you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me 你 爱情 me
+ Arms around the Waist = I 爱情 你 too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If 你 were thinking about someone while 阅读 this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing 随意 letters!
well seems like i have to!
asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm
as 随意 as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling 红豆杉 why!
更多 随意 letters!
sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl
deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other 随意 people!
well seems like i have to!
asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm
as 随意 as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling 红豆杉 why!
更多 随意 letters!
sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl
deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other 随意 people!
I once had a 潮流粉丝俱乐部 friend. They found out I was thirteen and started 锦标 lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen 年 olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have 你 know NONE of my 老友记 are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe 你 just live in a shitty neighborhood.
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen 年 olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have 你 know NONE of my 老友记 are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe 你 just live in a shitty neighborhood.
1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved 由 everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the 月 is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved 由 everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the 月 is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
