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posted by TotalDramaFan60

It all started when Chloe was in the 厨房 making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these 纸杯蛋糕 in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see

THE END

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Max277 Lmfao

xXxJDloverxXx *sniffs* It's...it's...beautiful. =')

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Reviews on songs bc im bored af (swearing included btw)

posted by BaBoNiStIcBlAki

~Streets 由 Doja Cat -
The best out there. The beat drop at the start is everything and is highly expected, but still mind blowing. The beat is addicting and so are the lyrics: the repetition is used correctly in every single place. The thing about Doja is that she always has one part in the song (not only the rap) that is different from the rest of the song. She did everything right here, to be honest. I suggest 你 listen to it. The swearing in it isn't unnecessary; it really brings out emotion and matches the energy of the whole collection.

"Damn papa, 你 a rare breed, no comparing and...

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My thoughts about the " RAİN"

posted by elsafan1010

I was born in autumn (November 19th) so I am used to rains and storms. It rained heavily in Istanbul this year, and on 最佳, 返回页首 of that, there was a lot of lightning. In fact, my school was closed due to the extremely strong wind. As I write this right now, I have mixed feelings about the rain.

Although the rain makes most people sad, I always like to feel a little sad. That peaceful sound of rain, drop 由 drop and its beauty. Moreover, I 爱情 water, and rain is made of water. I 爱情 icy weather, and 你 can't imagine how wonderful it is to snuggle up in your warm duvet at 首页 watching the rain....

Adam Standler 电影院 PART 1;

posted by Canada24

Here's an 文章 I've been putting off for a long 屁股 time, and I should finally get too..
Won't have photos, feels like extra work, and already have a lot to remember..

I'll only do 5 now.. So at least I have it out there..

1; HAPPY GILMORE;
Let's start with the easiest pick. The one most people actually like, about the man child hockey player who turned to golf, 你 know, the most cliche'd thing probably ever.. I haven't seen this movie sense, well, forever. But I still remember some of the lines..

2; CLICK;
Here's another one I actually really enjoyed. It actually does 显示 that Adam can...

Hey, y'all. 你 know that "Halloween theme with words" video I post? Here are the lyrics

posted by 1012jackson

Lyrics:
Halloween night 1963
In haddenfield illinois there would be
A gruesome case of sibling rivalry
Beetween kids in the myers family
Micheal a six 年 old lesurely
walked into his sisters room silently
And butchered her body so violently
he left for a mental facility
and when the state hospital deputy
relaxed the maximum security
and micheal would stop waiting patiantly
for another chance at a murder spree
his doctor sam loomis tried legally
to put him away for eternity
said "my patient has no humanity"
but others did not exactly agree
they 说 "micheal was the epitome of the ideal patients activity
no...

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small rant I have

posted by Canada24

I hear there’s a Patrick 星, 星级 spinoff now. Man, let the 显示 die already.. I know it’s weird, a 27 年 old still talking about Spongebob. But I feel no shame in saying.. It’s still something I throw on occasionally. Anything from the first 3 seasons. I kinda pretend the others don’t exist, I hear it gotten better for a while, but I still don’t like Tom Kenny’s higher voice. The reason I like the old ones is Spongey is far 更多 likeable. He feels like an actual adult, 或者 least a teen. He’s just kinda immature, but he still has moments that prove he’s smarter than he looks.....

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Don't Come to Sector 7 Tomorrow - Final Fantasy: Dirge of Cerberus Review

posted by windwakerguy430

Let’s start from the beginning. 1997! Square Enix, known as just Square at the time, has just released Final 幻想 VII, the game that took the world 由 storm. It was a game that changed how video games should be with cinematography and deep characters all within a 3D environment. The game became a legend among the video game scene, an entry point for people to get into the Final 幻想 franchise 或者 just RPGs in general, and would leave it’s mark on gaming history. But everyone was left with 问题 about the world. Characters and groups that were filled with so much mystery and how...

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THE MIST - A mature look at religion and human nature..

posted by Canada24

A few days ago, during the awful covid19 epedemic, which I'm not here for, I came across an old film from my own background.. 2007's the Mist. Based on the short story 由 Steven King, and directed 由 the same man of Shawshank and Green Mile. As well season one of Walking dead. Which most consider the best one..

I watched this for nostaglic purposes. But this is actually one of the few films to sit with me. To honestly scare me.. I watch a lot of horrors, and it's hard to really scare me, but this one really seemed to do it. It's not even really the scariest movie, but this film just has a way...

Canada24's 建议 for not becoming depressed in cover lockdowns

posted by Canada24

As the 标题 suggests, these are what work for me.. So 你 know...

1; AVOID ALL COVID NEWS;
Never ever watch the news, all they do is tell sad stories and make 你 feel worse about this than 你 already do..

2; GO FOR WALKS;
I live at a lake place, and know a path that's my usual for walks. I go alone though, I like the alone time.. Just getting outside, it really helps..

3; DISTRACT YOURSELF;
To me, continuing to play video games, watch youtobe and watch tv, just as I did before all this.. It really helps..

4; STAY POSTIVE;
This my biggest one. Always stay optimistic.. Enjoy the little things.. Like seeing something on netflix. Whatever it is..

THE NIKO / JOHNNY SERIES; A GTA4 spoof

posted by Canada24

Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the 船, 小船 stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took 你 so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. 你 know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR 你 SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do 你 think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and 你 won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...

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The Nut House Episode 21

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 21: Take Out

Kevin is driving his truck with Liam riding shotgun. They are going to The Nut House to pick up an order they made on the phone.

Liam: Did 你 hear that parks are being reopened?
Kevin: That's good. We're making some progress.
Liam: A lot of people think we...

Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 18: Road Rage

posted by windwakerguy430

Set of hands, who here remembers Road Rash? It was a fun little arcade game where the goal was to race as a motorbike racer against other motorcycle racers to win races and get prize money. 你 also beat the shit out of your opponents with chains and bats while running over pedestrians and taking out cops. It was insane. Some games have tried to bring that style back, and one of those games was Road Rage. Developed 由 Team 6 Studios, this little indie game from 2017 was regarded as one of the worst games out there, as recently as 2017. We’re still getting broken trash games that can contend...

Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 12: Vroom in the Night Sky

posted by windwakerguy430

Vroom in the Night Sky is considered 由 many to be the worst game on the 任天堂 Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed 由 Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your 任天堂 Switch. I want 你 to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.

So from...

CHiPs

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, 或者 chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson 摩托车 on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle 下一个 to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them...

Corner of Horror - Episode 140 - Cultober II: The Return - The Blob (1958)

posted by windwakerguy430

Welcome to the 秒 episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its 写作 and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.

Young 爱人 Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...

Corner of Horror - Episode 139 - Cultober II: The Return - An American Werewolf in 伦敦

posted by windwakerguy430

It’s the 万圣节前夕 season again, a time to walk around my local town like a creep, traumatize children with my stupid antics, and also talk about 电影院 that critics hate but has a passionate fandom surrounding them, 或者 at the very least, the general audiences hate. But that isn’t the case with our first film (The first introductee to Cultober II and I’ve already lied to everyone). A classic among horror fans, and even Michael Jackson himself, who took inspiration from the film to work into his own 音乐 video for Thriller, one of the most 流行的音乐视频 of all time. That’s right,...

In-Indie - The Red Strings Club

posted by windwakerguy430

So at this point, I’m going to assume indie games with a chill cyberpunk bar setting that has drink mixing mini-games is going to become its own niche genre. VA-11 HALL-A was the best of that genre, but I guess we can assume the 2nd topper for it would be The Red Strings Club.

The Red Strings Club is an interactive indie 标题 where 你 play as a bartender named Donovan and occasionally his 最喜爱的 customer, best friend, and possible gay lover, Brandeis, as 你 go through the story of a corporate empire wanted to change the world for the better, which in short takes away their ability...

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