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posted by TotalDramaFan60
It all started when Chloe was in the 厨房 making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these 纸杯蛋糕 in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see


THE END
raindrops on 玫瑰 and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp 苹果 strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are 你 on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. 由 the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty 街, 街道 the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, 独角兽 and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking 独角兽 are real???! Who 说 they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws 食物 at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid 问题 (ex: What do 图书馆 cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a 日 when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who 你 think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book 由 its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders 或者 u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id 爱情 to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. 你 don't say "I do not like" 你 have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the 电影院 that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their 电影院 look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If 你 haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know 你 shouldn't judge a movie 由 it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up 由 the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give 你 a 秒 chance rather than jail time. I want 你 to go out this weekend and try to 显示 others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see 你 back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge 说 to the first one,

"How did 你 do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did 你 tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break 你 down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to 你 that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating 评论 about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why 你 like what 你 do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do 你 do it? Do 你 have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever 你 do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 更多 seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and 饼干 and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, 饼干 and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are 你 fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh 你 must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: 你 don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: 你 can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent 香蕉 even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a 香蕉 is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but 你 can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a 更多 stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are 俱乐部 song)

香蕉 香蕉 羊 are there 老友记
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one 日 that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny 说 hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first 日期 ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him 首页 AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO 首页 AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE 说 WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE 说 COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton 糖果 road like 45 like 秒 以前 and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like 你 like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went 首页 and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like 日 in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't 你 wanna mix cotton 糖果 and popscicles!
As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student 或者 something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When 你 know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...
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posted by Puppetmaster111
嘿 guys! My 老友记 Sydney is on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if 你 guys want to be a 粉丝 of bubblegirl2 then go to the two 俱乐部 ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to 加入 你 guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!
posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done 由 ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done 由 me, it is done 由
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps 前锋, 期待 before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell 你 that I 爱情 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that 你 hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell 你 that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me 你 could care less.

I'm here to hug 你 when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell 你 how smart 你 are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell 你 that I 爱情 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that 你 hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before 你 read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, 或者 even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take 你 down a dark road - one that once 你 start, 你 can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull 你 out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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