随意 Article: 随意 DERP story

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posted by TotalDramaFan60

It all started when Chloe was in the 厨房 making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these 纸杯蛋糕 in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see

THE END

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哈哈

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Epic Fails

added by KateKicksAss

Source: unfriendables.com

Some pictures from my favourite cartoon:Winx Club ♥

added by Winxlove

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failing games

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随意

added by TDIlover226

Source: Various websites

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随意 people

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MINI-CAKES! TOO CUTE!

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Splash of Color

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哈哈 xxxx

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Flattery

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Wrecking Ball Lyrics

posted by nmdis

WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A 爱情 no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t 你 ever say I just walked away
I will always want 你
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want 你

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in 爱情
All I wanted was to break your walls
All 你 ever did was break me
Yeah, 你 wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put 你 high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, 你 let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

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最佳, 返回页首 10 dumbest things ever 说 to me

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever 说 to me

10. "If 你 keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was 发布 on my 潮流粉丝俱乐部墙由 Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her 墙 letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do 你 want some beer?"

I was walking down the...

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Marilyn Monroe 语录

posted by purplefreak855

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what 你 make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is 你 get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your 老友记 - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with 你 through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best 老友记 in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

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20 Dumbest 衬套, 布什语录

posted by joe-kerr

嘿 everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these 语录 are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000

19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...

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101 ways to annoy people

posted by bizeshnakarki

I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the 蝙蝠侠 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 老友记 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 你 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 由 hooking a 摄录一体机, 摄像机 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...

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埃米纳姆 songs

posted by mehere

最佳, 返回页首 24 埃米纳姆 song (random order)

who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope 你 like this one better than the first one please leave a 评论 if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P

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The Evil Teddy bear: Teddy 熊 reveals to be Evil

posted by darktheheghog

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy 熊 and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and 说 it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy 熊 the sales man gave the girls the Teddy 熊 for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy 熊 evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy 熊 ontop of the book case...

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10 Amazing Facts about 爱情

posted by wakana

1. People are 更多 likely to tilt their heads to the right when 接吻 instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known 爱情 song was written 4,000 years 以前 and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term 爱情 relationships began with one 或者 both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in 爱情 can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

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My Current 最佳, 返回页首 11 Female 'Celebrities'.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current 最佳, 返回页首 11 female 'celebrities'.

1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I 爱情 this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; 伊凡塞斯 wouldn't have ever been 伊凡塞斯 without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big 粉丝 of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this 列表 actually....

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Chuck Norris jokes

posted by lloonny

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear 超人 pajamas. 超人 wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a 心 attack. His 心 isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first 你 don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on 火, 消防 with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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