10. Sing “Bad Touch” 由 the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with 你 for Halloween

4. 显示 him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile 或者 if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.

Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
情绪硬核 Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My 心 is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its 爱情 i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My 老友记 call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not 情绪硬核 i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End

There is a topless 照片 of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied 由 some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged 照片 of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” 说 her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!