"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General", 或者 " The Major-General's Song"was written 由 the playwrights Gilbert and Sullivan in 1879. The song is famous, and you've probably heard it before.
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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the 爱情 of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl
I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a 射线, 雷 that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled 由 his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled 由 many rabid bears
Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
In fact, when i know what is meant 由 "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been 更多 forbidding
For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If 你 don't agree with me i'll blow 你 from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope 你 liked it
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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the 爱情 of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl
I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a 射线, 雷 that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled 由 his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled 由 many rabid bears
Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
In fact, when i know what is meant 由 "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been 更多 forbidding
For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If 你 don't agree with me i'll blow 你 from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope 你 liked it
"If people see you, they'll capture you!" 说 Skipper. "Bleh!" Rico agreed. "We'll just say she's a rare species!" Private suggested. Everyone agreed.
The 下一个 day, Kat could walk. She went outside. It was Sunday, so everyone just hung out. Kat could not get out, however. She couldn't swim with her cast. "Oh shit!" she thought, "How the hell am I supposed to get over there?" She then jumped up, and flew. "Pinky!" Skipper said, "Don't do that in front of people, got it?" "Got it." Kat responded.
The 日 was fun. Kat met new people (one tried to fling poo at her), hung out, and even explored outside of the Zoo!
Kat ran into the middle of the road. A truck was about to hit her! She woke up. Just a dream! Everyone was sleeping still. "Good." she thought.
The 下一个 day, Kat could walk. She went outside. It was Sunday, so everyone just hung out. Kat could not get out, however. She couldn't swim with her cast. "Oh shit!" she thought, "How the hell am I supposed to get over there?" She then jumped up, and flew. "Pinky!" Skipper said, "Don't do that in front of people, got it?" "Got it." Kat responded.
The 日 was fun. Kat met new people (one tried to fling poo at her), hung out, and even explored outside of the Zoo!
Kat ran into the middle of the road. A truck was about to hit her! She woke up. Just a dream! Everyone was sleeping still. "Good." she thought.
