"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General", 或者 " The Major-General's Song"was written 由 the playwrights Gilbert and Sullivan in 1879. The song is famous, and you've probably heard it before.
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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the 爱情 of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl
I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a 射线, 雷 that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled 由 his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled 由 many rabid bears
Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
In fact, when i know what is meant 由 "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been 更多 forbidding
For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If 你 don't agree with me i'll blow 你 from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope 你 liked it
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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the 爱情 of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl
I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a 射线, 雷 that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled 由 his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled 由 many rabid bears
Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
In fact, when i know what is meant 由 "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been 更多 forbidding
For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If 你 don't agree with me i'll blow 你 from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope 你 liked it
Jedi 企鹅 came in the middle of the night telling them that she whant to help with the plans.Then hans and three other penguins frome denmark came to asked for their help."Why do I whant to help you?"asked skipper."Becuse all of my penguins got kidnaped."Awnsred hans."Youstill have three of yor penguins left."reminded fun123fun."So that is not enuft to rescue the rest of my penguins."said hans."Ok we'ill help you."skipper said.When they whent back to the penguins HQ they started the plans."Ok first we must get in the ship."kowalski said."Then one of us must go to the engen room to see if there is anything that we can use."skipper said."Meanwhill the rest of us will go to find all of the captuerd animals."Jedi 企鹅 replyed."After that we will go to the control room and reles all of the captured animals."War 企鹅 replyed."If Dr.Blowehole 或者 any of his minons attack us we will fight agens them."fun123fun replyed.