马达加斯加的企鹅 Article: I Am the Very Model of an Evil 海豚 Mastermind ( Based on The Major-General's Song")

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I Am the Very Model of an Evil 海豚 Mastermind ( Based on The Major-General's Song")

posted by TheRatKing1

"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General", 或者 " The Major-General's Song"was written 由 the playwrights Gilbert and Sullivan in 1879. The song is famous, and you've probably heard it before.

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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the 爱情 of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl

I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a 射线, 雷 that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!

I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled 由 his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled 由 many rabid bears

Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!

In fact, when i know what is meant 由 "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been 更多 forbidding

For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If 你 don't agree with me i'll blow 你 from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!

The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope 你 liked it

mostar1219 likes this

annabelle_05 It was good, but you got the one from mass effect stuckin my head. 'I'm the very model of a scientist Salarian'.

Anchanian Nice idea! A kid performed this song in my theater camp in high school. This would be right up Dr. Blowhole's alley. I wonder if NPH has ever sung it?

sarah12499 Haha this is awesome and funny i'm going to make NPH sing this!!!!

SJF_Penguin2 This was entertaining. Too bad there's no fourth Blowhole special during which he could sing this. The original "Major-General's Song" always makes me think of Kowalski.

TheRatKing1 ^ thanks. i plan on doing more of this same song for Skipper and Kowalski, maybe

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 8

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *practicing his regular morning self defense techniques*

(????): "I see you've learned a lot in the past 2 years..."

Skipper: *stops abruptly & looks around while in battle position* "Who was that?! Where are you?!"

(????): "Do not look so frightened. I mean 你 no harm..."

Skipper: *looks frantically around but sees no one* "Where are you?! 显示 yourself! I'm not afraid of you!"

(????): "Ah, Skipper. 你 have so much anger. Just because your parents were taken from 你 it doesn't mean 你 should take it out on everyone else..."

Skipper: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(????): *taps Skipper's...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 4

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*enter Susan to a sick Caleb bearing 鱼 soup, an egg is seen rapped in blankets 下一个 to Caleb*

Susan: "Here eat this. 你 need to keep your strength up."

Caleb: "Susan, we both know I'm dying. I can feel it. My mother had the same symptoms. She was gone within 3 days."

Susan: "No. 你 can't leave me. We have to raise our baby...It must have a father!"

Caleb: "I know 你 will take good care of our son 或者 daughter. Why don't 你 get your brother to help you?"

Susan: "He's gone all the time. I barely get to see him."

Caleb: "Susan, he can help 你 during migration. That's about the only...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 1)

posted by peacebaby7

*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, 你 wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It 说 a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...

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企鹅 Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do 你 see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And 你 can be my friend! Oh! And 你 can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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企鹅 Bloopers: Kowalski & Julien (from Action Reaction)

posted by peacebaby7

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! 你 must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! 你 TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! 你 must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! 你 ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...

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企鹅 Bloopers: Nighty Night Ninja

posted by peacebaby7

New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't 或者 anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be 老友记 than to own friends..."

RK: "What are 你 doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...

企鹅 Bloopers: Koocheekookan, Destroyer of Worlds (from Operation: Lunacorn Apocalypse)

posted by peacebaby7

Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that 粉, 粉色 play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh 你 wanna dance, prom...

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企鹅 Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 你 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 由 golly 你 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins 接吻 Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have 你 been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 你 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 由 golly 你 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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企鹅 Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries) Joey's Pen

posted by peacebaby7

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame 标题 is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a 射线, 雷 gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 分钟 I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all 年 round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 8 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Rico was in a kind of desert. No trees 或者 bushes could be seen.
He looked around. As expected, he was alone.
He didn’t know what he should do so he just went through the desert.
After about ten minutes, he saw it. The flag!
"That was easy." He said, and wanted to run on to the flag.
But before he could even make a move, he noticed a movement on the left side.
He turned around and almost started to laugh!
A unicorn!
A sweet little baby unicorn!
That was all!
He ran a few yards to the foal. It whinnied happily.
"Okay, come here, I'll just beat 你 up and nothing else." He said.
The 小马, 柯尔特 whinnied again...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 8

posted by CuteCuddly

*Private's PoV*

The only reason we survive the explosion, is because of bad luck...which turns out to be GOOD luck.

We were running-well, CC and Skippah were runnning, I was being carried 由 Skippah. And CC trips and falls down a hidden staircase that goes down to a basement. Skippah quickly follows. Mere 秒 before the explosion, we make it to the bottom and hear:

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

The whole base violently shakes and causes all of us to loose our balance, and collapse to the ground. We feel the heat from deep underground, which tells us the danger we were in just 秒 ago.

We were...

Inner Psycho (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: 嘿 you!
Me: Oh no, not 你 again.
Officer X: 你 know, 你 and your 企鹅老友记 still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished 你 off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, 你 fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on 你 like sweet and 酸, 酸奶 sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...

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Okarah's Secret: Prologue

posted by RockOnPenguin

It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...

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The Slenderman chp. 4

posted by stlouisfan

(Morning)

Skipper was the first one awake the very 下一个 morning; followed shortly 由 Rico and Kowalski. Skipper walked over to his coffee urn and began brewing some coffee.

"Well boys, what's on the agenda today?" Skipper asked as the coffee urn began gurgling.

Kowalski was about to answer when he noticed that Private's bunk was empty.

"Ummm... Skipper it appears that Private isn't here," Kowalski 说 as pointed at Private's bunk.

Skipper looked over and let out a little growl.

"Seriously? What is going on with Private? I don't mind it if it's for the guests, but if it gets in the way of our training...

迷失 in the 衬套, 布什 of Africa chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the 下一个 mourning.

Me: (wakes up) mourning guys.

Everyone: mourning Kiva.

Me: (gets out one snack and a bottle of water from my backpack)

Mort: why did 你 get snack and water?

Me: because the snack will give me energy and water will make me hydrate Mort (eats my snack then drinks a little bit of water).

Skipper: you're lucky Kiva. the rest of us need water as well 你 know.

Me: I know Skipper maybe all of us should go look for water.

Maurice: what?!

Marlene: Kiva are 你 crazy there are wild 动物 out there plus you're injured!

Me: I maybe injured Marlene but what choose do I have? I can't risk you...

CSI: Penguins (parody of collegehumor sketch "CSI: Scooby Doo")

posted by mostar1219

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing 由 a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown 毛皮 anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

Survival chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a 老鼠, 鼠标 I look like minnie 老鼠, 鼠标 but different. I wear a 粉, 粉色 bow a 粉, 粉色 dress and 粉, 粉色 shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) 嘿 where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the 下一个 thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...

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What If?

posted by BrightLight92

Kowalski sat patiently on his bench in Central Park. It was under an efflorescing 樱桃 tree, which he knew was her favorite. It was early spring and the bright sun splashed through holes in the flowering canopy of the park's trees. The slight breeze blew a few petals from the trees, causing them to fall and create a blanket of 粉, 粉色 and white softness. It was everything he imagined for the start of a romance. The scientist pulled out his notepad and looked at his prediction for the day's happening. He spent much too long thinking of the moment.

She'd walk towards him slowly, look around in...

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Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces 说 it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...