"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General", 或者 " The Major-General's Song"was written 由 the playwrights Gilbert and Sullivan in 1879. The song is famous, and you've probably heard it before.
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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the 爱情 of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl
I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a 射线, 雷 that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled 由 his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled 由 many rabid bears
Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
In fact, when i know what is meant 由 "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been 更多 forbidding
For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If 你 don't agree with me i'll blow 你 from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope 你 liked it
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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the 爱情 of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl
I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a 射线, 雷 that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled 由 his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled 由 many rabid bears
Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
In fact, when i know what is meant 由 "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been 更多 forbidding
For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If 你 don't agree with me i'll blow 你 from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil 海豚 mastermind!
The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope 你 liked it
Harry:well now we know who you-
Me:should we go to 床, 床上
Harry:right penguins following me and Ron
Hermione:good night private *blows a kiss*
Private:*sigh*
Me:night skipper
Skipper:night Alex
Harry:night Alex
Me:night
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下一个 moring
At dark defense and dark magic
Professor q:a-a-and remaeber that I-I-f 你 ever find a v-v-v-aprime use garlic *bells ring*
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at lunch
Me:I am telling 你 mayfol is going to get 你 in trouble
Harry:don't worry
Skipper:who mayfol
Me:someone 你 don't want to me
Mayfol:why not Alex
Me:no reason jerk
Mayfol:I'll see 你 griffdory at flying lesson
Me:ahggggggg again
Harry:don't worry it won't happen like on the 1year
Private:what happen?
Hermoien:you don't want to know
Part 3 ends
Part 4 coming soon to a 潮流粉丝俱乐部 near you
Me:should we go to 床, 床上
Harry:right penguins following me and Ron
Hermione:good night private *blows a kiss*
Private:*sigh*
Me:night skipper
Skipper:night Alex
Harry:night Alex
Me:night
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下一个 moring
At dark defense and dark magic
Professor q:a-a-and remaeber that I-I-f 你 ever find a v-v-v-aprime use garlic *bells ring*
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at lunch
Me:I am telling 你 mayfol is going to get 你 in trouble
Harry:don't worry
Skipper:who mayfol
Me:someone 你 don't want to me
Mayfol:why not Alex
Me:no reason jerk
Mayfol:I'll see 你 griffdory at flying lesson
Me:ahggggggg again
Harry:don't worry it won't happen like on the 1year
Private:what happen?
Hermoien:you don't want to know
Part 3 ends
Part 4 coming soon to a 潮流粉丝俱乐部 near you
Skipper:kowalski anything
Kowalski:I FOUND SOMETHING
Private:WHAT IS IT!
Kowalski:A UNDERGROUND CITY
Me:IMPOLESSIE
Kowalski:WELL CAME ON DOWN
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The city
Lina:but there's has to be a way out Doon
Doon:should we check at the pipeworks
Lina:sure
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The crew
Me:whoa it's dark here and they don't have a sun 或者 a moon
Kowalski:well this is a underground city
Me:true true but does it have to be in a pipeworks
Lina and Doon
Lina:FOUND ANYTHING
Doon:NOTHING
Me:kowalski um guys we should-
The crew:help them sure
Me:hi I am Alex
Lina:I Lina and this is Doon
Me:hi this is skipper,kowalski,private and rico
Lina:are 你 guys from up there *points up*
Me:mhhh
Doon:is it light up there
Me: 日 and night and there's 树 and grass-
Lina:what's a 树 and grass
Me and the penguins:?
Me:you don't know what's anything that's up there
Lina:no
Me:you know your city is underground right?
Lina and Doon: WHAT!
End of part 1
Kowalski:I FOUND SOMETHING
Private:WHAT IS IT!
Kowalski:A UNDERGROUND CITY
Me:IMPOLESSIE
Kowalski:WELL CAME ON DOWN
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The city
Lina:but there's has to be a way out Doon
Doon:should we check at the pipeworks
Lina:sure
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The crew
Me:whoa it's dark here and they don't have a sun 或者 a moon
Kowalski:well this is a underground city
Me:true true but does it have to be in a pipeworks
Lina and Doon
Lina:FOUND ANYTHING
Doon:NOTHING
Me:kowalski um guys we should-
The crew:help them sure
Me:hi I am Alex
Lina:I Lina and this is Doon
Me:hi this is skipper,kowalski,private and rico
Lina:are 你 guys from up there *points up*
Me:mhhh
Doon:is it light up there
Me: 日 and night and there's 树 and grass-
Lina:what's a 树 and grass
Me and the penguins:?
Me:you don't know what's anything that's up there
Lina:no
Me:you know your city is underground right?
Lina and Doon: WHAT!
End of part 1