I was sitting around bored today…and I came up with these! xD Bold is myself talking and regular font is Fang. Astrics are movement, etc. W/e 你 want to call it.
Does not having a special sort of power make 你 angry?
I have special powers! Sort of!
If some 随意 person off the 街, 街道 hugged you, would 你 kill them?
They’d probably get kicked.
Do 你 secretly want to be hugged?
Don’t we all?
Do 你 like Devin?
Duh, obviously.
What about me?
No. You’re annoying me.
GOOD. Now, do 你 prefer blondes 或者 brunettes?
Whatever…
Do 你 like eating things?
I 爱情 eating, I 列表 it as a hobby.
Do 你 secretly think you’re the sexiest person in the world?
Do 你 think I’m the sexiest person in the whole
world?
Do 你 like to cook?
I like to eat.
Do 你 have inner turmoil?
Isn’t it obvious?
Do 你 know how to do the soulja boy?
Can 你 see me doing the soulja boy?
Do these 问题 make 你 angry
Not really.
What did 你 have for breakfast this morning?
Three eggs, over easy. Bacon. 更多 Bacon. Toast.
Would 你 die inside if Devin chose someone else over you?
Dudes don't die inside. But, yes.
吸血鬼 或者 Werewolves?
Fanged creatures rock.
Do 你 like Spongebob?
He's okay, I guess.
Do 你 have dirty thoughts about spongebob?
Definitely. *sarcasm* Okay I’m done. *gets up and leaves*
Does not having a special sort of power make 你 angry?
I have special powers! Sort of!
If some 随意 person off the 街, 街道 hugged you, would 你 kill them?
They’d probably get kicked.
Do 你 secretly want to be hugged?
Don’t we all?
Do 你 like Devin?
Duh, obviously.
What about me?
No. You’re annoying me.
GOOD. Now, do 你 prefer blondes 或者 brunettes?
Whatever…
Do 你 like eating things?
I 爱情 eating, I 列表 it as a hobby.
Do 你 secretly think you’re the sexiest person in the world?
Do 你 think I’m the sexiest person in the whole
world?
Do 你 like to cook?
I like to eat.
Do 你 have inner turmoil?
Isn’t it obvious?
Do 你 know how to do the soulja boy?
Can 你 see me doing the soulja boy?
Do these 问题 make 你 angry
Not really.
What did 你 have for breakfast this morning?
Three eggs, over easy. Bacon. 更多 Bacon. Toast.
Would 你 die inside if Devin chose someone else over you?
Dudes don't die inside. But, yes.
吸血鬼 或者 Werewolves?
Fanged creatures rock.
Do 你 like Spongebob?
He's okay, I guess.
Do 你 have dirty thoughts about spongebob?
Definitely. *sarcasm* Okay I’m done. *gets up and leaves*
Don't give her sharp things
Don't give her 更多 than one cookie at a time
If 你 value your life and the life of others, don't make her cry
Do not make her angry
Do not bribe her
Do NOT eat 饼干 from her
No giving her wax/plastic/toy food. She will eat it
Don't take her from Scott without his permission (unless you're Terror)
Do not exaggerate 或者 use figures of speech
Do not take and/or play with/dirty her Scotty dog
Do NOT give her rope unless it's thin yarn
Do not wake her up when she is sleeping
No taunting
Don't hurt her feelings 或者 make her feel childish
Never let her in the infirmary unless she is harmed
Do not EVER scare her
*Shrugs* Cheer, cry, be happy, sad, angry, dunno.
Too much drama, feelings feelings feelings, this is all gonna be fluff, so if 你 need the point of this article, skip to the bottom.
爱情 你 guys, really do, but this drama is toooooo much.
So, me and my OC's are going on a... vacation.
你 can still post on my wall, IM, 收件箱 me, ect.
Just takin' a break from the club.
And if I'm a depressed 情绪硬核 faggot to you, not your fault. Stuff has happened, I should be fine in a bit.
Anyways,
Fly on~
-Raven, gone.