I was sitting around bored today…and I came up with these! xD Bold is myself talking and regular font is Fang. Astrics are movement, etc. W/e 你 want to call it.

Does not having a special sort of power make 你 angry?
I have special powers! Sort of!

If some 随意 person off the 街, 街道 hugged you, would 你 kill them?
They’d probably get kicked.

Do 你 secretly want to be hugged?
Don’t we all?

Do 你 like Devin?
Duh, obviously.

What about me?
No. You’re annoying me.

GOOD. Now, do 你 prefer blondes 或者 brunettes?
Whatever…

Do 你 like eating things?
I 爱情 eating, I 列表 it as a hobby.

Do 你 secretly think you’re the sexiest person in the world?
Do 你 think I’m the sexiest person in the whole
world?

Do 你 like to cook?
I like to eat.

Do 你 have inner turmoil?
Isn’t it obvious?

Do 你 know how to do the soulja boy?
Can 你 see me doing the soulja boy?

Do these 问题 make 你 angry
Not really.

What did 你 have for breakfast this morning?
Three eggs, over easy. Bacon. 更多 Bacon. Toast.

Would 你 die inside if Devin chose someone else over you?
Dudes don't die inside. But, yes.

吸血鬼 或者 Werewolves?
Fanged creatures rock.

Do 你 like Spongebob?
He's okay, I guess.

Do 你 have dirty thoughts about spongebob?
Definitely. *sarcasm* Okay I’m done. *gets up and leaves*