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Toydarians: *Walking towards a runway*

Song: link

Five months after the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire needed an ally. One that was strong, and capable of damaging the Rebel Alliance.

Jabba The Hutt assigned the Toydarian Army to aid the Empire, and this is the story of their first battle against the Rebels.

Toydarian Pilot: *Flying a Class-62 fighter*

The Class-62: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Toydarians: *Standing on a runway, watching 更多 Class-62's flying by. Sixty Class-62's are lined...

I remember a time when people were talking about how amazing Dead 太空 2 was, and while it’s not a bad game 由 any means… I’m sorry, I just don’t get why people call it the best in the series. Well, if it was this 或者 Dead 太空 3, I could understand. But honestly, my 最喜爱的 in the series is and will always be the original Dead Space.
Dead 太空 follows Isaac Clarke, a shy little boy who travels with a rescue team to the Ishimura, a massive 太空 mining ship that went radio silent some time ago. Isaac came because his wife, Nicole, is on the ship, and could still be alive. But...

Point and Click horror games were always a 最喜爱的 of mine. Sure, the gameplay is HORRIBLY limited, but they always managed to tell such interesting stories and have some creepy and disturbing monsters and images. Games like Sanitarium, Darkseed, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (NOT FUCKING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S) were all 收藏夹 of mine. However, the game that started the point and click horror craze and launched horror games into the mainstream was a little SNES game, that was so disturbing and violent that it never got released in America until a few years later. That game we now...

So it should come as no surprise that I like fighting games. Am I a pro that can go to EVO and beat all the greatest? Hell no. I am just a passionate 粉丝 who would no doubt get destroyed in online matches. I even like the bad fighting games like Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and Rise of the Robots. But then we get to today’s game, Fighter Within… for the Kinect. I honestly thought Kinect was over and done with after Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor, but nope, it somehow manages to 泵 out garbage. Leeching off of the 360 in the last stages of its life and then moving on to the Xbox One afterward...

Wind: (Walking down street) Goddamn, it is far too hot today
Cody: (Walks by) Hey, Dickface
Wind: Oh, hi 下一个 victim
Cody: What?
Wind: Nothing. Give me a dollar
Cody: Why, I don’t need to give a dollar to some sadistic psychopath like 你
Wind: … Yeah 你 do
Cody: Do I at least have a choice
Wind: Do 你 think I’m giving 你 a choice
Cody: … No?
Wind: See, an idiot like 你 can learn (Points a large 刀 at him) Now give me a dollar
Cody: Fine (Hands him dollar)
Wind: See, was that so hard (Walks off and heads to soda machine, but someone is in the way)
Man: Let me see
Wind: (Waits...

Alright, everyone. We’re getting close to the end of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. Today, we’ve got something a bit 更多 recent. Only about a few years old from Finland. Man, 欧洲 loves it’s horror 圣诞节 movies, don’t they? The film is actually an expansion on a short film created in 2003, titled Rare Exports Inc., created 由 the director of this movie, and was made again to expand the movie a little bit 更多 to give it a bit 更多 of a sort of charm. As charming as 圣诞节 horror 电影院 get. But, I definitely had a lot of enjoyment out of this silly movie. It may sound stupid...

Intros are something that is apparent in many things. Be it shows, movies, and of course, video games. Though they may seem not as important, these can easily turn someone away 或者 leave a pretty dull experience if done poorly. Some games have pretty bland intros, while some don't have any at all. Just a few company logos and then the game starts. But then there are the games that do take 你 to the intros that stick with 你 for a long time and just make 你 want to come back to them, view them every time 你 turn the game back on. And it's those intros that I want to talk about today. The...

Now, after watching that overrated filth that is Cloverfield (I kid, I just like irritating people), I felt like watching another found footage film. Blair Witch Project sounded good, but I had to pass on it. There was Paranormal Activity, but…. I don’t care. But then I remembered that there was another, made 由 the Spanish. And this was something that peaked my interest. The 2007 found footage… zombie? Film, REC



REC follows news reporter Angela and her cameraman Pablo as they film the night shift for a local 火, 消防 station for their late night news show. After getting a call about...

So, when 你 read a fanfic that has some of the worst spelling ever, which is never supposed to be in a story, I die a little. But, this fanfic made me die 更多 than just a little. So, I present to 你 all a Simpson’s Fanfic, known only as Lisa Get’s Pregnant. 你 can’t make that stuff up. The 作者 really thought this 标题 was appropriate.
So, we start with some of the worst spelling ever that makes 你 think English was not the authors first language. So, the fanfic begins with Lisa and Bart trapped in a cave after snow collapsed on it. There is no reason 或者 explanation as to how this...

Okay… So I never actually played much Kingdom Hearts games. I played the first game with my friend, and thought, “Boy, this is fucking stupid, but I liked that gameplay. Maybe if they worked on the 写作 a little more, I’d try out 更多 of this game”. And then I played Kingdom Hearts 2… The 写作 never got better, but hey, who cares at this point. Let’s talk about how great Kingdom Hearts is.
So I did not play Chain of Memories before going into 2, (Mistake on my part), so I just read a few pages on the plot 描述 so I could be less confused, and came to the conclusion...

Why can’t people ever fix their security in prisons? I mean, for goodness sake, you’d think that after years of people breaking out through the sewage system Shawshank Redemption style, prisons would increase security, 或者 at the very least, use some stronger cell bars. But, no, they always leave one crack in their prisons to allow prisoners to escape… So, naturally, video games have quite a lot of those. In video games, it seems that getting out of those prisons are as easy as getting out of any. So, today, I want to share with 你 all the ten best prison breaks in video games. First,...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the 前一个 episode how 你 说 we might get killed 由 assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are 你 still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! 你 have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*...

I swear, this is starting to become a common thing. Anyway, here is another 列表 of things that disturb me. Whether it’s movies, games, tv shows, and stories, as long as it is disturbing, it can go on the list. So, lets stop wasting time, lets get on with the list.

#10: Seikon no Qwaser - For once, I am going to look away from the creepy kind of disturbing and look over at the weird kind of disturbing. Now, Seikon no Qwaser is easily one of the most screwed up 日本动漫 I have ever seen in my life. There isn’t much to say about it other than it is about a boy who gets his special powers 由 drinking...

#20: 天使 Beats



Oh god, this 日本动漫 was depressing. The 日本动漫 is about a group of students who enter a high school that is a sort of limbo that is made to help the students pass onto the 下一个 world. Here, they rebel against god, and fight against a girl named Angel. Now, if there is anything this 日本动漫 does right, it’s its story. It is just so original and something that hasn’t been done before and I 爱情 it. Another thing that needs to be pointed out is it’s animation. Sure, some of 你 nitpickers out there will say it looks just about the same as any other anime, but then, that...

#30: Arthur



Here it is. The 显示 of my childhood. Arthur was about a world of anthropomorphic animals, and the main one being Arthur, who lived in a simple town, and was taught new things, along with his friends. This 显示 was on the PBS Channel and was made to be an educational show. Again, call me pathetic all 你 want, but this 显示 was amazing. The first time I saw this, I didn’t know how this was an educational show. I didn’t see the thing that I saw on all educational shows where the characters would talk about science, math, words, 或者 other stuff like that. But actually, this...

It is no surprise that I 爱情 the Persona franchise (And I assure you, I will be talking about the franchise later on this list), and it is clear that it has a ton of dark subjects in those games, but it always comes back to happy days, spending time with friends. And then Catherine comes along to turn those subject matters up to eleven.
Catherine follows Vincent Brooks, a huge loser of a guy who is scared of commitment to his girlfriend, Katherine, with a K. But things start to get real crazy when he starts to experience nightmares where he must climb a tower, and if he dies in the dream,...

~Activision~
Activision: Hey, guys. How do 你 like my new shirt
Wind: Um… it’s exactly the same as yesterday… and the 日 before that, and the 日 before that
Activision: I know. Isn’t it great?
Wind: Come on, Activision. 你 have so much money. Why not try something new
Activision: Because doing the exact same thing always makes me popular

~Atari~
Atari: (Sitting in a box) Got any change?

~Bethesda~
Wind: BETHESDA, WILL 你 JUST KNOCK ON THE DOOR INSTEAD OF GETTING STUCK IN IT
Bethesda: (Stuck through the door) Hey, I can’t help that I am all fucked up (Jumps out of the door) (Entire world...

Animal Crossing: New Leaf Parody One Shot

Rover: (Walks over to Villager) Hello, my names Ro-
Villager: Don’t care
Rover: What’s your name
Villager: My name’s None-of-your-goddamn-business
Rover: Hmm. None-of-your-goddamn-business? What a great name
Villager: I fucking hate 你 already. I haven’t even gotten to the new town, and I already want to burn the place to the ground
Rover: So, are 你 moving
Villager: Do 你 ever shut the hell up
Rover: I ate paint chippings when I was three
Villager: Well, that explains a lot
Rover: …… You’ve ever eaten glass. It’s sharp, but it’s delicious....