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Back in the beginning of 2015, when GTA V was still insanely popular, before it became slightly less popular, me and my brother were playing this game like crazy, always messing around with the world whenever we could. Neither of us gave a shit about the story, we wanted to explore. And soon, when our parents bought us XBox Gold, we were able to play the insanely fun GTA Online, and of course, when I say fun, I mean funny as hell, because my brother would piss off a whole bunch of little kids who thought they were God and would start making them scream. It was really funny, One day, when my...

Aquamarine's Choice: Dark Brotherhood from Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim



Aquamarine6663 - Instead of just one level 或者 quest, what I really hate is the whole Dark Brotherhood storyline and quests in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Seriously. It was decent the first time I played, but the rest of the times, it's just really boring. Unlike in Oblivion were the missions had creativity such as, "Kill this guy in this way 或者 no reward" but in Skyrim, it's just, "Kill this guy any way possible. It doesn't matter if the guards catch 你 或者 not". Seriously? Nobody, in all of Skyrim, wants someone to die in...

Children are the young members of society and are the future 或者 the world, leading to something new for all of us to do. So, it only makes sense that they are all super annoying in video games. Now, this will probably be my most controversial list… I mean, I am hating on children, so… That is pretty bad. But, this is something no one has done before, so I have to do it before someone else takes it. Rules as usual. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. Finally, I can’t think of too much children that are annoying, so, this will just have to do. Enjoy.

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Now, there are a lot of moments in games that are always fun to look at. However, there are those game moments that we don’t like. So much, in fact, that we try our hardest to avoid ever seeing these moments. Now, these thing have to be avoided because they are either annoying 或者 saddening. Also, for a moment to make this list, the moment has to be avoidable, but not easy to avoid either. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Losing to the Beetle from Donkey Kong 64 - Now, while Donkey Kong 64 is a fun game, there is something that ISN’T fun. That would...

#20: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Gamecube Version



Wow. We’re just starting off really strong, aren’t we. The first Flintstones movie wasn’t exactly Oscar worthy, but at least it wasn’t the sequel, Viva Rock Vegas, a movie that nobody liked and was probably made because of a lack of ideas. So naturally, with a movie that bad that was a sequel to a not great movie based on a cartoon show, it only makes sense that this movie would get a game based on it. A Dreamcast version was planned, but was later cancelled and the game was then ported to the PS游戏机 2. It was a racing...

Nik: Okay, guys. Why don’t we play some Mortal Kombat
Ryan: Yeah, that sounds awesome
Ben: Sure
Nik: Okay. I get dibs on Scorpion
Ryan: I get to be Sub-Zero
Ben: And I’ll be Raiden
Nik: Alright, let’s pla-
SJW: Ugh, that’s so typical of you
Nik: Uh… who are you?
SJW: I’m a Social Justice Warrior, and I noticed that 你 all chose to play as guys
Nik: Yeah…. and?
SJW: Well, maybe 你 should give some attention to the female characters
Nik: …… Does it really matter? It’s just a game
SJW: Are 你 trying to say that 你 are sexist
Nik: Oh my god, fine. I’ll play as Kitana
SJW: Oh, of course,...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and 彩虹 Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would 你 like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this...

I know that 万圣节前夕 isn’t for another nine months, but screw it, I like 万圣节前夕 and if we can still celebrate 圣诞节 in January, then we can celebrate 万圣节前夕 at any time. So, let us talk about witches in the media, as requested 由 mariofan14. There are a lot of witches out there. Some are seen as old green women with an evil mind, and the other are young and beautiful women who are good hearted, but a bit mischievous. So, before we start, a few rules. I am including witches from everything. Games, movies, anime, 你 name it. If it’s a witch, she’s there. Second, only from what...

Welcome to Eastwood was a very successful series of mine (As successful as it gets with my writing). So, naturally, there was a lot of work and 爱情 that went on behind it. So, I want to share some facts about Welcome to Eastwood. Any information about the series and what goes on in the making is able to be put on here

#1: Welcome to Eastwood was inspired from the creator, Nik Craig's, own experiences in middle school and high school, where everyone did things that he thought were, and I quote, “Very fucking stupid”.

#2: The series was originally going to have the main character have a god...

Wind: (Sits at a coffee shop, drinking black coffee)
Person: (Talking on phone) Hey, did 你 hear what the news 说 about the middle east? Yeah, total terrorists. Without a doubt…. Evidence? It’s the news. Clearly they know what they’re doing.
Wind: (Annoyed groan as he walks out of the shop)

Wind: (Starts putting papers around the town)
Hannah: Wind, what are 你 doing?
Wind: I’ve got an important message to tell everyone
Hannah: Wind, every time 你 give out some sort of message, people either get angry, get hurt, 或者 a very screwed up combination of the two
Wind: Well, that’s what happens...

Wind: (Reads book)
Amanda: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do 你 want, Amanda
Amanda: I came to talk. 你 never got my text message
Wind: I don’t have a phone
Amanda: I could have sworn I bought 你 one
Wind: Well
(One Night Earlier)
Phone: 你 have reached the voicemail box of...
Wind’s Message: Fuck off
Phone: Please leave a message and call again later
Wind: (Places phone on and smashes it with a hammer)
(Present Time)
Wind: …… I misplaced it
Amanda: Well, since 你 迷失 it, I’ll just ask 你 myself
Wind: Ask me what?
Amanda: Would 你 like to go Mars Bucks
Wind: What is a Mars Bucks?
Amanda: It’s this...

I 爱情 Resident Evil so much. Resident Evil introduced all to the horror genre. Resident Evil 2 had the perfect sense of horror. Resident Evil 3 gave us Nemesis. Resident Evil Remake pretty much perfected the horror genre. Resident Evil 4 was the best thing ever made. And everything else is either bad 或者 no one cares about it. So naturally, Hollywood, being Hollywood, wanted to cash in on the franchise, despite not knowing what they were working on. What could go wrong. Everything! Everything could go wrong….. Here’s the Resident Evil movie.



So, the movie follows a group of soldiers...

Okay, this is a movie I am 100% going into blind. I have no knowledge of what this movie is 或者 what it is about. But, after 阅读 a brief plot summary without spoilers, I learned that this is a film about science fiction horror and Lovecraftian entities. And already, I was sold. So let’s see if 2009’s Pandorum is worth the attention of others.



The film takes place over a hundred years into the future. Earth’s resources have been completely diminished and a ship is sent into 太空 to find the planet Tanis, in the hope of starting a new life. Two men, Bower and Payton, awaken from...

nfic. The Pokemon Story was so fucking bad that I avoided anything Pokemon related for a whole month. Weather it was the games, the shows, the trading cards, 或者 the shit-load of collectables I have, I avoided it because the Pokemon Story was a goddamn fucking mess, and it still is, and it always will be to no end. The Pokemon Story is still the worst Pokemon fanfic as well as the worst fanfiction ever written, but that doesn't mean its the only terrible Pokemon Fanfic. No. No. Fuck no. That would have just made my job too easy and bearable. And so, the 下一个 and hopefully last (Though I doubt...

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Thomas: *Annoyed as he waits at a station*
Passengers: *Concerned*
Thomas: *Takes off at 200 miles an hour* AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
S.B: *Walks onto the platform with a record*

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Thomas: *Stops at another station* Ah, much better. Now let's 显示 The Adventures of Thomas & Friends, and The Nut House.

Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel

It was a wonderful 日 on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped 下一个 to him.

"Good morning Gordon." 说 Thomas. "How are 你 on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright...

So, Tenkai Knights: 《勇敢传说》 Battle, a game on the 3DS that was forgotten about, even 由 enthusiasts of bad video games, like myself, probably for reasons that it deserves. And yes, I am stretching this out as much as I can because I have no idea what Tenkai Knights is. Unlike Deal 或者 No Deal, which I had a vague understanding of, I never watched the show, Tenkai Knights. I can’t make jokes about that. But I what I can make jokes about is that Tenkai Knights: 《勇敢传说》 Battle is a fighting game that was developed 由 Bandai Namco, the same studio that brought us 《铁拳》 and SoulCalibur, some of the...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting 下一个 to her. They were going to collect 更多 ammo for Twilight's shotgun.

Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice 日 out, 或者 wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking...