The King of Hyrule

When it comes to video games, there are always first bosses, which come near the beginning of the game to be a starting challenge for the player to help them see how the game is going to play out. Usually, they are very easy and can be forgotten about within a few hours of gameplay. But, once in awhile, 你 get that first boss that is one of the best bosses in the entire game. These first bosses offer 更多 of a challenge to the player and feel like a later boss than the first boss. So, today, I wish to share with 你 all the ten first bosses that I found to be the most fun. First, the rules....

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James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and...

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Parker: It's warmer!
Kevin: Not 由 much.
Parker: *Jumps into his swimming pool*
Snowflake: Can we start the show? I got the lineup ready.
Kevin: Yes Miss. Hostess. 你 may start.
Jerry: What's the lineup?
Snowflake: Down below.

8 PM

Ponies On The Rails: Bak2Bak

8:30 PM

Under The Arch With Tom Foolery

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson,...

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Ethan: *Pulling 3 passenger cars* Well guys, we're glad 你 had fun, but summer is now over.
Passengers: *Shivering in their bathing suits* Is that why it's so cold?
Kevin: *Throwing a frisbee*
Liam: *Catches the frisbee*
Kevin: Good catch.
Liam: Thanks buddy. *Spots the audience* Oh, hi guys. Welcome to another episode of the S.S.S.S. I'm Liam from The Nut House, and I got everything set up for 你 to enjoy tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
The Nut House

8:30 PM - Later

Trainz - Bak 2 Bak

Liam: *Throws the frisbee back to Kevin*...

Okay, so, originally, again, I was gonna talk about a different movie, but instead, 由 chance, I happened to watch this movie instead and when I realized it too was a cult film, I decided to watch this… I’m bad at keeping with my already made list. But that’s beside the point. Let’s talk about true terror. The 90s. Bucket hats, Limp Bizkit, and a slew of horror 电影院 upsetting the public because of the dangers to kids 或者 something. And one such film was the 90s time capsule itself, 1999’s Idle Hands. Was this a film that was a victim of circumstance 或者 did it deserve it’s low critical...

How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the 皇后乐队 of sarcasm, 你 don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 年 old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can 你 get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are 婴儿 ugly at first?
"How about you...

So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can 你 believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above 狼 Among Us 2 或者 No 更多 超能英雄 3? So after being disappointed 由 Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created 由 the lovely team at Activision,...

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Derek: Spring's almost here!
Orion: Finally, now we don't have to freeze.
Stephanie: Now we just need to decide what our show's lineup is for tonight.
Fat Pat: I got it! Three episodes of The Nut House. Pronto!

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 20: Another Star

While having lunch in The Nut House...

Man: Come on, girl. Don’t be like that
*A skinny man with ratty hair were standing in front of a woman at a bar. She had been doing her best to ignore them, but they had decided to sit at the table, doing what they could to get her attention*
Woman: I told 你 to go away
Man: Aw, come on. Why don’t we go and have some fun. Who knows, 你 may just like what I got for you, babe
*The woman struck the man across the face with a slap. The man only chuckled as he punched the woman across the face, sending her to the floor*
Man: I tried to be a nice guy, but 你 just had to be a stupid bitch!
*As he...

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Marching Parade: *Going through a railroad crossing*
Trumpet Player: The lights are flashing!
Saxaphone Player: Who cares? We need to keep moving!
Sean: *Stops at the crossing* Well, while I'm waiting for a clear path, let's see those two episodes of Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 9: Masturbation Escapation

Cassandra was with her friends...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes 你 is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the 秒 world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans....

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 16

On A Cold Night

December 1, 1952

It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading 首页 in an 小时 after a long 日 of work.

Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: Or...

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Sean: *Backing into a station with a passenger train*
Jesse: Perfect timing.
Sean: Why?
Jesse: Listen to the 音乐 and you'll find out why.
Sean: We're not in New York City.
Liam: But that's where Bartholomew lives in his spin off. For the 2nd half of our show, we have back to back episodes. Have fun.

My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.

I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work...

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Thomas: *Puffs out of his sheds* Ah, nice to be back from vacation.
People: *Getting pictures of Thomas*
Thomas: *Smiling* Well, time to work on my branchline. Before I leave however, I got our schedule for tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Adventures of Thomas & Friends
The Nut House

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage...

Yes, the best and worst video games of the decade are still coming out on the 随意 club eventually. I just wanted to talk about something… truly random. The PS DUBs was truly the most unique console out there in the 6th generation. Despite being the biggest thing that was released in that generation, it had a lot of games. Many of them were great and really popular. But when your console is big, everyone wants a piece of the console war pie. And everyone got their games on the PS2 when it was released back in the day. And so many games fell to the wayside, resting on lowly game shelves,...

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Panzer: Yes! We've taken control of the S.S.S.S!
Robert: What are we supposed to do?
Johnny: *Arrives with 12 marines* Give it back!
Panzer: Ah! Fight back before we lose control!! *Fighting Johnny with 20 men dressed as Nazis*
Robert: I'm gonna host this thing before we lose control. I doubt we will, but better 安全 than sorry. Here's the lineup.

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Sean Meets The PPG
Ponies On The Rails

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime....

KISS, KISS, KISS! What could be 说 about the band 吻乐队（Kiss） that hasn’t been said? They were insanely popular, had a recognizable image, Gene Simmons is a hack and I will probably hear from his lawyers for slander because he is that desperate to be acknowledged. But the point is, 吻乐队（Kiss） was crazy 流行的 and had merch all over the place. Toys, lighters, and crossovers galore. I was familiar with the music, mostly the songs from Tony Hawk’s Underground. Fucking Scooby-Doo had a crossover with them for some reason. So, naturally, a video game was expected to be in the works at some point. So,...

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take...

I never grew up with the older consoles of the 80s and 90s, and among those was the Super Nintendo. Not that I didn’t want one. Hell, when I saw games like Link to the Past, Mega Man X, and Castlevania IV, those were the kinds of things I would be happy to play. And I was able to get some SNES games off the Wii 商店 Channel before it died. One of those games being the RPG classic, Final 幻想 VI, 或者 three in America, because of localization stuff- Don’t think too much about it
Final 幻想 VI follows, well, a ton of characters. The mysterious girl Terra, the treasure hunter Locke,...

*The Senator laughed a vicious laugh, standing atop the precipice of his large tower. The Senator turned his face to the Knights of Right, the large group of superheroes that gathered to stop the hero, lead 由 the two greatest 超能英雄 of them all. The cybernetic billionaire with a body of iron and wires, but a 心 of gold, White Dragon, and the champion of humanity from an alien planet, Mr. Marvelous. The Senator laughed once 更多 as he stared down at the heroes, crossing his arms. His large masculine figure shown through his dark black suit and red tie. He stared at the two 超能英雄 and shouted,...