The King of Hyrule

While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think 你 have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are 你 tal- (suddenly Rick stabbed a red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seemingly unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick cried angrily.

Andrew started running, and Rick chased after him but only because...

Know, murderers are a scary as hell. They basically have no purpose other than to murder people for their own amusment. So, its best to never go near one, obviously. Sadly, though, video games aren’t so simple to avoid. In video games, we either meet killers, or, hell, we ARE the killers. So, today, I want to tell 你 all the 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Video Game Murderers. NOTE: These HAVE to be killers. They can’t be someone who murders people because the player made them. They have to be story driven killers. So, no sandbox characters. Yes, even Trevor. With that said, lets start the list.

Goddamn it, Japan. Even though I 爱情 the anime, horror movies, and the instant 拉面 from your country, I will never forgive 你 for keeping a bunch of awesome games for yourself. Now, sure, tons of great games have come from Japan, like Zelda, Mario, Metal Gear, Final Fantasy, Secret of Ma- …….. and Pokemon. But then there are the games that are either so weird, that 日本 didn’t want to 显示 it to America, 或者 they were so good, that 日本 got greedy and wanted them for themselves. So, today, I am going to talk about the 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Games for 日本 that I want in America. First, some rules....

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Derek: Good 日 sir. I'm a posh British gentleman, and I'm here to sell 你 one of England's greatest cars. The Ford Mondeo.
Liam: 你 mean the Fusion?
Derek: No. The Mondeo. It's different from the Fusion. Your steering wheel is on the right side, while the petrol pedal is to the left.
Liam: I'm gonna turn down your offer.
Derek: Oh well. At least I'm hosting tonight's episode. I'm Derek O'Rourke from the Johnny Lightning series, and this is our lineup for tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Lightning

8:30 PM - Later

The Nut House - Bak 2 Bak

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Tom Kenny: Sugar....

(This is only going to be a small series. If it picks up, I may continue it. So, for now, here is the article)

~Erasers~

Wind: (Tries to erase wrong letter in sentence with eraser, which just leaves a bigger mess) Come on 你 piece of shi- (Eraser ends up ripping the paper) You. Mother. FUCKER!!! (Throws eraser on the ground, and stomps on it repeatedly)

~Litter Bugs~

Wind: THERE’S FUCKING GARBAGE EVERYWHERE! THE TRASH CAN IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE (Points at an empty trash can, which is surrounded 由 garbage)

~Potato Chip Bag~

Wind: (Tries to open bag of chips) Come on (Tries to open it with his...

Now, here is another story that is just so overrated as fuck that it makes me wonder "Are the 都市传说 readers really unable to find out that this is garbage.
So, this story starts off with this guy getting tapes of Happy Appy episodes. It starts out pretty tame, as Happy Appy, an 苹果 with a face stuck on a popsicle stick. The most bland of serial killers. Anyway, so as the 显示 goes on, they get darker and the story gets cornier.
So, Happy Appy goes around killing kids in the 显示 just for the sake of being scary, which, honestly, is cliched, and is no longer scary. Stop doing it. It's...

Now, like I 说 before, Zelda has a lot of great bosses. But, then there are the bosses that are just… bad. So, I want to talk about the bosses that I find to be the worst. Remember that this is my opinion. If there are any bosses that 你 wanted on here, then I just thought the ones on my 列表 were worse. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Jalhalla - Now, this boss fight may not have been too bad, but this was 更多 of his 设计 and how he acted. The Earth Temple was a great temple. It was challenging, but it was also very scary. So, I kept thinking the temples boss...

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Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Blossom: You'll have to wait until 下一个 week.
Johnny: How come?
Blossom: I'm hosting tonight, but we only have one story tonight. Kelly's Heroes. You'll see a real lady in action.
Sean: Kelly's a man. The only women in this story are evil.
Blossom: Oh. Well, let's see it anyway.

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load...

你 know, I really do enjoy a good crime film from time to time. 电影院 like The Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface, and more. But sometimes, I enjoy the ones that can be pretty humorous. And then there are times where those black comedy crime films have 吸血鬼 disguised as strippers… Seriously. Anyway, while I am not questioning the idea of how this is made, we’re going to be taking a look at the classic cult film, From Dusk Till Dawn.



From Dusk Till Dawn is a movie directed 由 Robert Rodriguez, who worked on Desperado and Sin City and written 由 Quentin Tarantino, who worked on Kill...

你 know, as much as I 爱情 psychological horror and creative monster designs, I’ve never gotten a chance to talk about a horror game that isn’t really scary, but 更多 weird and strange. So, I think I should talk about that. There isn’t really much strange horror games. One of the best known would be Yume Nikki. However, that would be too obvious for me to talk about, really. So, instead, I’m gonna talk about a game that may not be as weird, but still strange on it’s own. This game being They Breathe.



They Breathe is probably one of the shortest games ever made. The game is only...

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Another season of autumn and 你 all know what that means? It means we all get to experience some new things. Yes, 万圣节前夕 is great, and seeing the seasons change from a hot summer to a cool autumn is also neat. But, we all know that there is one thing that we 爱情 about the coming of October. One thing we all look 前锋, 期待 to each and every year. It’s something that takes it’s time to arrive, but when it does arrive, 你 are so happy, that 你 could explode with joy. And that is… General Mills...

Believe it 或者 not, I am quite the 粉丝 of old black and white style of humor. From the silent 表演 of Charlie Chaplin pre-Hitler stache era to the slapstick 金牌 of the Three Stooges. Just something about that style of humor from that decade makes me laugh. And Abbott and Costello were no exception. They were just so much fun to watch from their shows and movies. And being a 粉丝 of the classic Universal horror monsters, when I heard there was a crossover, I was both excited but skeptical. How could two differentiating genres make for a good movie… Well, you’d be surprised.



Despite...

Platinum is a company that really does prefer quality over quantity. At least when they aren’t making Ninja 龟, 海龟 games, but they always make the most amazing games out there. From the stylistic Madworld to the fast-paced Metal Gear Rising to their 马格南, 大酒瓶, 万能 opus, Bayonetta. They really try their best when making games. And let’s face it, they’re really the only good third party games produced 由 Sega. So, today, on the May Xbox Gold, I was able to get two games. Streets of Rage Vintage Collection and, of course, a glorious Platinum game, 由 the 标题 of Vanquish, and of all the games that...

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Sean The Hedgehog: It's about time. We're finally back.
Master Sword: *Fighting with Twilight Sparkle*
Tom: *Playing guitar*
Saten Twist: *Playing drums*
Ethan: I am a talking train 唱歌 for a Rock & Roll band. Why are we even playing the music?
Fluttershy: *Watching Twilight fight Master Sword* Why are they fighting?
Coffee Creme: Beats me. I don't get involved in that idiotic activity.
Orion: *Sitting on a lawn chair in front of his train, watching Percy, and Jeff fix the tracks*
Sean: *Stops 下一个 to Percy, and Jeff* Here are those new rails 你 wanted.
Jeff: Thanks Sean.
Sean: We...

Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded 由 two 更多 tracks. On one end was an earth 小马 that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.

White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the 问题 is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to...

你 know, I always told myself, if I ever start to run out of ideas, I should review this horror game. And what better time to review it than on the 月 of fear, October. So, I’d say it’s time we break that emergency glass and take out a game that I’ve been holding out on for a long time. The sci-fi horror game, System Shoc- Dead Space. It’s Dead Space. No one cares about System Shock.



Dead 太空 is a franchise that reminds me a lot like Alien. Dead 太空 1 is a much 更多 scary game and filled with terror. Dead 太空 2 is a 更多 action oriented game due to everyone knowing of...

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Sean: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Laughing*
Jerry: *Laughing*
Mike: *Stops 下一个 to his friends* Heeey. What's with the laughter?
Sean: Listen to the music.
Mike: Ah. *Laughing*
Jerry: We oughta do something like that. Think of how famous we could become.
Shayne: We could, but let's focus on hosting the very last episode of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: This is the last one?
Shayne: Yeah. Let's give the audience one hell of a show. We'll feature an episode of Trainz, and Johnny Lightning, then 显示 off The Seven Ups.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place...