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Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game 由 the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, 你 play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. 你 can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t bother. Not because the game is broken and bad, I mean, it is, but because 你 actively can’t. Fray is a game that is no longer playable. There is no single player campaign, and all 你 got are tutorials which are a textbook long. This game is nothing 更多 than a 标题 screen 你 pay for. But what got it reviewed so badly? I have to find a reason why it was reviewed so bad. So, after looking into gameplay footage, I was able to discover why. Yeah, I know it’s cheating that I am not playing it myself, but 你 can’t blame me. There is no way to play this game.




So the first problem with this online multiplayer game is that your team of four soldiers has no AI. 你 have to control each character individually in a turn-based style battle. 你 get a set of asic shooter characters. Medics, taks, the usual. But I noticed that they all have upgrades that are locked out to 你 unless 你 play hours of the game. That is a mess in an online game. If someone has played for hours (Which let’s be real, who would play Fray for hours), they could be unstoppable, and new players would be miserable. Also, 你 only get experience for winning. So if a player who has all the gear beats a lower level player, they get 更多 experience than if a low level player beats a high level enemy. For an RPG 粉丝 like myself, that is fucking atrocious. So now that we got all that, let’s start talking about the actual gameplay.
The environments are really dull. They all are just long corridors of grey. Occasionally you’ll get some scenery, but that’s about it. As for the gameplay itself, it’s a turn-based strategy with FPS elements. Now I am all for mixing two genres together for a creative style, but oh man, does this game not make that enjoyable. Unless 你 are hiding directly behind a wall, 你 are getting hit and your AI will not attack enemies directly. 你 gotta get in range, 移动 them, and only when they are in a specific angle will they finally shoot the enemy. This is not a shooter where spotting a target down a hall and getting a good shot takes skill. No, this is a game where walking down the hall to meet the target like a friend in school takes a lot of your damn patience. For an action packed strategy game, 你 sure do a lot of walking. I’ve read stories of people running out their turns and ending the match before even finding a target because the maps are so long and dull looking that 你 could get lost. Man, why play the latest CoD when 你 could be playing Fray, aside from the fact that the servers are down and 你 no longer can?
So after watching a bunch of gameplay that was as fun as a nature documentary in middle school, I can see why this game got little attention and later died out. But what about the studio that made it, Brain Candy? Well, this would be their first and last game. After this game failed back in 2012, the studio went other. But their Twitter account is still up, but hasn’t been updated since 2012. All I know is that they were a studio based in France and were really excited to discuss Fray. I was hoping to go onto Twitter (Terrifying, I know) and ask any of the developers about the development of Fray, but I couldn’t seem to find anyone. If anyone could find me a developer from Fray so I can ask them questions, please let me know. With that said, Fray was a mistake, not out of malicious intent 或者 lack of communication, but just a studio with admirations far too big for their own good and they paid the price for it. 下一个 time, we play a game I can actually get my hands on, for better 或者 for worse.
posted by windwakerguy430
Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 小时 Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...
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For those of 你 wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that 年 had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested 由 Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re 阅读 a review 由 me)
Undertale is a game created 由 Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...
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~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....
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Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he 说 "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...
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你 died…. What else do 你 want. 你 just died… Okay, fine. 你 then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, 你 came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And 你 said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And 你 just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. 你 got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated 你 from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...
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Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When 你 been a "stripper" as long as I have 你 know when 你 met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out 由 表演 like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: 由 Morgan, hope 你 never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
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Detective Smith: The 伦敦 Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM 伦敦 Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a 最佳, 返回页首 hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Now, I 爱情 Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, 或者 God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the 下一个 life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I 爱情 Resident Evil. I 爱情 them almost all of them. I 爱情 the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with 你 all the monsters...
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你 know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a 列表 of the 最佳, 返回页首 ten best. So, the rules for this 列表 are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that 说 and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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Hey, everyone. windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Hated Characters in 动画片 and my 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Hated Characters in 日本动漫 lists, I noticed that there are a LOT 更多 hated characters in 动画片 and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little 日本动漫 characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own 老友记 home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old 粉丝 are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as 你 can see, this game...
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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a 婴儿 toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did 搜索 up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town 你 want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the 最佳, 返回页首 ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the 最佳, 返回页首 ten so easily. Most of my 最佳, 返回页首 ten 最喜爱的 games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the 列表 and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a 更多 niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, 或者 Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, 或者 a blue little 婊子, 子 who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the 辩论 once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! 你 wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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posted by windwakerguy430
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of 你 know Sega? Okay, now how many of 你 know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of 你 actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good 问题 because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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posted by windwakerguy430
“Can 你 lose your virginity if 你 fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what 你 learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But 由 that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel 或者 a crying smiley face”
Oh 你 innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can 你 actually lose weight 由 rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I 爱情 horror movies. Their easily my 最喜爱的 genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the 电影院 that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror 电影院 I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only 电影院 that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, 或者 Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 - Now, before 你 all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 was...
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