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Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game 由 the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, 你 play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. 你 can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t bother. Not because the game is broken and bad, I mean, it is, but because 你 actively can’t. Fray is a game that is no longer playable. There is no single player campaign, and all 你 got are tutorials which are a textbook long. This game is nothing 更多 than a 标题 screen 你 pay for. But what got it reviewed so badly? I have to find a reason why it was reviewed so bad. So, after looking into gameplay footage, I was able to discover why. Yeah, I know it’s cheating that I am not playing it myself, but 你 can’t blame me. There is no way to play this game.




So the first problem with this online multiplayer game is that your team of four soldiers has no AI. 你 have to control each character individually in a turn-based style battle. 你 get a set of asic shooter characters. Medics, taks, the usual. But I noticed that they all have upgrades that are locked out to 你 unless 你 play hours of the game. That is a mess in an online game. If someone has played for hours (Which let’s be real, who would play Fray for hours), they could be unstoppable, and new players would be miserable. Also, 你 only get experience for winning. So if a player who has all the gear beats a lower level player, they get 更多 experience than if a low level player beats a high level enemy. For an RPG 粉丝 like myself, that is fucking atrocious. So now that we got all that, let’s start talking about the actual gameplay.
The environments are really dull. They all are just long corridors of grey. Occasionally you’ll get some scenery, but that’s about it. As for the gameplay itself, it’s a turn-based strategy with FPS elements. Now I am all for mixing two genres together for a creative style, but oh man, does this game not make that enjoyable. Unless 你 are hiding directly behind a wall, 你 are getting hit and your AI will not attack enemies directly. 你 gotta get in range, 移动 them, and only when they are in a specific angle will they finally shoot the enemy. This is not a shooter where spotting a target down a hall and getting a good shot takes skill. No, this is a game where walking down the hall to meet the target like a friend in school takes a lot of your damn patience. For an action packed strategy game, 你 sure do a lot of walking. I’ve read stories of people running out their turns and ending the match before even finding a target because the maps are so long and dull looking that 你 could get lost. Man, why play the latest CoD when 你 could be playing Fray, aside from the fact that the servers are down and 你 no longer can?
So after watching a bunch of gameplay that was as fun as a nature documentary in middle school, I can see why this game got little attention and later died out. But what about the studio that made it, Brain Candy? Well, this would be their first and last game. After this game failed back in 2012, the studio went other. But their Twitter account is still up, but hasn’t been updated since 2012. All I know is that they were a studio based in France and were really excited to discuss Fray. I was hoping to go onto Twitter (Terrifying, I know) and ask any of the developers about the development of Fray, but I couldn’t seem to find anyone. If anyone could find me a developer from Fray so I can ask them questions, please let me know. With that said, Fray was a mistake, not out of malicious intent 或者 lack of communication, but just a studio with admirations far too big for their own good and they paid the price for it. 下一个 time, we play a game I can actually get my hands on, for better 或者 for worse.
Now, guess what........... There is a 都市传说 about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare 你 all for the stupidest thing 你 will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. 你 know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. 《铁拳》 is my 最喜爱的 fighting game franchise ever. I 爱情 playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for 《铁拳》 7, and I can safely say that my 最喜爱的 so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was 《铁拳》 Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, 或者 the 《铁拳》 tournament, hosted 由 the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off 由 saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, 你 LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, 移动 OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed 由 zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't 你 die on me, 你 little bitch. Get up. I 说 get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: 你 FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the 最近的 era. A man who is 说 to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who 你 ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This 文章 contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, 你 have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with 你 five 更多 things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, 你 may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if 你 wish to 显示 me things that 你 yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the 年 2010, we got an 日本动漫 known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in 电影院 like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This 日本动漫 had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and 美国职业摔跤 of course. Now is the 显示 good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic 爱情 for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the 迷失 Code. Another published game 由 Ubisoft, but developed 由 Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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Deal 或者 No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal 或者 No Deal, a game 显示 that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal 或者 No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, 或者 what made it so 流行的 to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...
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Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like 蘑菇 Men and the No 更多 超能英雄 series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But 你 know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if 你 were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.



The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed 由 all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll 显示 them! I'll 显示 ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over,...
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 Art 由 Deathding
Art by Deathding
I remember a time when horror 电影院 didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror 粉丝 motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I 爱情 Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a 粉丝 of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.



Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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If 你 ever wanted to see how stupid me and my brother are, look no further than the time when we bought two fucking BB guns, and started 表演 like badasses because of it. We were twelve at the time, so what do 你 expect. We did everything we could with these things. We shot soda cans, we swung them in our hands, we even held them sideways, thinking we’d look 更多 awesome, 或者 at the very least, less idiotic. So, what we decided to do was try and put on vests and shoot each other. Yes, we were THAT fucking stupid. We actually thought it would be a fun idea to shoot each other. I have no...
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Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the 显示 Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog 由 saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher 发布 pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up 展示 the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...
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Hello, everyone. Todays 列表 is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games 或者 the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the 迷失 抹刀, 锅铲 - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...
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 Nick's Revolvers
Nick's Revolvers
(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do 你 think I brought this 首页 made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) 你 better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: 你 worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...
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Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for 你 all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on PS游戏机 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I 爱情 the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the 音乐 is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...
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*Hannah’s eyes were on the dark figure. She couldn’t see who 或者 what they were. Her curiosity was all over her mind. She wanted to rush over to the person, but there was not a single monster near them. They stood perfectly still, almost calm. Hannah couldn’t look at them another minute. Instead, she continued to follow the butterfly. She hoped that, in due time, she would find out who that mysterious figure was. She hoped that they would meet soon. But, she had to stay focused on helping the person in danger, the one the 蝴蝶 was leading her to. She ran down the street, following...
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