Warriors (Novel Series) Article: Safety Video for the Reckless Apprentice

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Safety Video for the Reckless Apprentice

posted by 18wanda

Lionheart: Hello, and welcome to the Safety video for the Reckless Apprentice. In this mini movie we will demonstrate safety tips to avoid injuries.
Graypaw: Is there going to be popcorn?
Lionheart: No, 你 can choke on the kernals and die.
Ravenpaw: Since when has that been a rule? We can't choke on popcorn!
Lionheart: Oh just forget it! Now to continue our production I will ask Graypaw, Ravenpaw, and Firepaw 问题 about safety. Now Graypaw is first.
Graypaw: Bring it on! (Graypaw starts bouncing around in circles)
Lionheart: Here is the first scenario. 你 are hot and 你 want to jump in the river for a swim. Is this 安全或者 not safe?
Graypaw: Safe!
Lionheart: Very good! WAit a minute! That's not safe!
(Firepaw and Ravenpaw were very jealous that Graypaw answered this so easily)
Firepaw: 你 just had to say that!
Ravenpaw: Yeah.We should dunk 你 in the toilet!
Graypaw: If 你 can catch me! (Takes off into the woods with Firepaw and Ravenpaw in pursuit)
Lionheart: Wait! Come back! We aren't done with the production! 你 mouse-brains! Cut! Cut!
(Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)

Lionheart: We are now back to the video that was NOT SUPPOSE TO BE INTERRUPTED! Ravenpaw, was it really 安全 to shoot paintballs like that?
Ravenpaw: Is this a trick question?
Lionheart: Firepaw, 你 are not suppose to carry weapons! That T.V. remote could have really hurt someone.
(laughing) Graypaw: 你 are right. It could really poison my mind...
Lionheart: We are almost done. If 你 all answer this 问题 correctly 你 will be released back into your environment.
(Apprentices just notice the handcuffs on them.)
Firepaw: Hey! I should have 你 barf up Molten Crater 火, 消防 Slugs!
(grooming paw smartly) Graypaw: How are 你 going to do that?
Firepaw: Duh! With my new magic kit. I ordered it off T.V. ABRAC-
Lionheart: Focus!
(They all stop their chatterboxing)
Lionheart: Here's the question. What is my middle name?
All the Apprentices: Safe! (They run away like runaway jailbirds to go play paintball)
Lionheart: Wait for me! I get the big gun this time!

Feathershine, Spottedheart14 and 2 others like this

123cosmo4 I remember you reading it to me like a year ago.

18wanda It was a long time ago. I felt like posting it. Why not?

bubble_babe lol Lionheart: Wait! Come back! We aren't done with the production! You mouse-brains! Cut! Cut! (Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)

18wanda Silly apprentices!

Mistyflower Thats hilarious! i wish that was really a video!!

18wanda That is something I would pay to see.

Mistyflower me too.

silverflare1520 All I can say is WHOA! And how did you come up that?

sagigrrl1097 hee hee

18wanda Totally.

Mistyflower write another, Wanda! That was awesome!

StichxAngel4eva lol! thts awesome!

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Look What I Brought 首页 Bramblestar!

posted by BramblestarTC

Based on Actual Recordings

Bramblestar: What a Fine Day, im going to go out for a walk.

Later Bramblestar Runs into Squrrielflight

Squrrielflight: oohh I have being looking for 你 Everywhere.

Bramblestar: Really?

Squrrielflight: Oh Yes Yes Yes, I Brought something 首页 on my Trip to Earth.

Bramblestar: Did 你 Really?

Squrrielflight: Yes its Right behind you.

Bramblestar Looks behind to find a Large Boeing 777

Bramblestar: Sqq.. Sqq, SQURRIELFLIGHT WHAT IS THIS!!!

Squrrielflight: Just a little gift.

Bramblestar: Gift!! MALAYSIA AIRLINES WHAT!!! 9M-MRO Thats the Missing Aircraft!!! Squrrielflight where...

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A 粉丝 Fiction of a 粉丝 Fiction! Maplestar's Surprize

posted by StarWarrior

Maplestar stepped out of his den, it was just after dawn and the patrols had just left. The snow had finally fallen the night before, it was just enough to cover his paws.
    A movement caught Maplestar's eye, he turned to see what it was and caught a flash of a black-and-orange pelt skirting the camp wall. Probably just an apprentice trying to get out of hunting duty. He thought sighing. He trotted over to the cat.
    “Hey, what are you-” this cat didn't smell familiar.
    “Good morning!” A scarred orange-and-black face starred...

MarigoldClan - Prophecy of Four - Book 2, the Fifth Cat - Chapter 5

posted by Honeytail

The Fifth Cat

Chapter 5 ~

Braveleap was eating a vole 由 the fresh-kill pile. The Gathering patrol returned, and Heatherspirit was bristling with anger. "Brindlepool called me a coward! Even Dogclaw and Sorrelheart don't miss me! They're my kits!" yowled Heatherspirit. "You had kits?" asked Ashstone, his eyes narrowing. "Yes, with a kittypet named Diesel. He is as 《勇敢传说》 as any warrior!" answered Heatherspirit. Birdwatcher, Heatherspirit's mother, had come with the patrol. "I'm staying with my daughter." she meowed. The 猫 settled into their nests to rest for the day. Braveleap wish he could rest. He ran...

MarigoldClan - Prophecy of Four - Book 2, the Fifth Cat - Chapter 4

posted by Honeytail

The Fifth Cat

Chapter 4 ~

Vinepelt was resting in her 巢穴, den, 书房 after a long 日 of hunting. Tomorrow night was the full moon. Braveleap had organised a patrol to announce some important news to the other Clans at the Gathering. The 猫 chosen were; Goldenstar, Lakeshine, Foxtail, Wolfclaw, Furzeleaf, Rubblepaw, Heatherspirit, Flowerpaw and her new mentor, Gorsefire. Goldenstar 说 it was 安全 to bring Heatherspirit. Furzeleaf would have kits in another moon 或者 so, but she wanted to go to the Gathering. Vinepelt was sleepy. I wish we could go to all of the Gatherings. She thought sleepily. Willowstorm limped...

MarigoldClan - Prophecy of Four - Book 2, the Fifth Cat - Chapter 3

posted by Honeytail

The Fifth Cat

Chapter 3 ~

Stormcloud yawned, heading out of the warriors den. Willowstorm had kitted last night. She had three little she-cats. Otterkit, Honeykit and Cloverkit. Lionclaw, Lilyfang and Mudheart were warriors now. "Stormcloud, I need 你 on Heatherspirit's hunting patrol." meowed Mintheart. He was getting old. "Okay." Stormcloud followed Heatherspirit, Kinktail and Gorsefire through the entrance and swam across the stream.

Stormcloud dropped his 鳟鱼 and his robin on the fesh-kill pile. "Let all 猫 old enough to catch their own prey gather under the Highbranch for a Clan meeting." Goldenstar...

MarigoldClan - Prophecy of Four - Book 1, the Four - Chapter 1

posted by Honeytail

The Four

Chapter 1 ~

Bravekit padded out of the nursery, followed 由 Tanglekit. They tiptoed quietly past Furzeleaf and her kits, Mudkit, Lionkit and Lilykit. Rainclaw was still asleep in her nest, with Stormkit and Vinekit. Ivyspring, Rainclaw's sister, spotted them and beckoned them with her tail. Bravekit noticed a long scar across her back. "Mintheart and Goldenstar think that 你 should become apprentices today." she purred. "Will 你 tell your Stormkit and Vinekit?" she added. "Okay, Ivyspring!" mewed Tanglekit. She ran back into the nursery. Hailfoot padded up to Ivyspring. "Goldenstar didn't...

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TreeClan (a fanfiction- prologue)

posted by nightweed

Prologue

Moonlight shined overhead as the two toms talked quietly their heads close together. One was a golden tabby, the other was smaller with light grey fur.
The golden tom flicked his ear "Have StarClan told 你 anything that could help us?"
The grey tom's tail lashed in anger "StarClan have spoken to me, but what they say won't help at all. They think that each clan must stand alone if they are to survive. They don't see that the only way to survive this is if all the clans work together."
The other blinked in surprize, "Surely StarClan knows what's best, though. Maybe they're right."
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MarigoldClan - Prophecy of Four - Book 1, the Four - Allegiances & Prologue

posted by Honeytail

The Four

Allegiances ~

MarigoldClan -
Leader: Goldenstar, golden she-cat with amber eyes
Deputy: Mintheart, black tomcat with yellow eyes
Medicine Cat: Brownfern, brown she-cat with green eyes
Medicine Cat Apprentice: Lakepaw, ginger she-cat with blue eyes
Warriors:
Streamsky, grey she-cat with 紫色, 紫罗兰色 eyes
Cloudflight, white she-cat with grey eyes
Ashstone, blue-grey tomcat with green right eye and blue left eye
Hailfoot, grey tomcat with brown eyes
Rainclaw, tortoiseshell she-cat with blue eyes
Gorsefire, brown tomcat with yellow eyes
Ivyspring, tortoiseshell she-cat with brown eyes
Apprentices:
Willowpaw, brown...

Hazel Clans Arrival

posted by ExoticButters

Chapter 3.

Mist Paw felt upset. White path looked at her saying, “Begin!” Sun paw leapt Over To Adder Hills and caught a king cobra. He began to stalk a sleeping adder when he felt pinched in his left hind leg. He began to ignore it and he leapt onto the adder puncturing it with his teeth. Sun paw did not feel too good so he trotted to 老鼠, 鼠标 valley before anything else could get him.

It was dawn and the apprentices were trotting over to their mentors. When sun paw noticed his sister, he saw she had only been able to catch a small finch. “Excellent sun paw!” Meowed gray whisker. White...

Tigerfur's Clan 2

posted by HanRJ

Tigerfur opened her eyes and jumped when she saw her dead kit Moontail. "Welcome to StarClan mother." "What I can't be here yet! I have to save my Clan! The legend!"
Tigerfur's Legend
Tigerfur was back then Tigerpaw
Tigerpaw woke up in a dream. She heard whispers that 说 "You are a caged tiger and 你 will deliver the clans peace. Be warned once the tiger is out, it doesn't go back in."

Moontail 说 "StarClan thought of that. We are actually here for your leader ceremony."
"What? Rosestar is still alive and I'm dead!"
"You have to keep that a secret. To fulfill your legend 你 must pretend you...

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Reaper's Awakening~prolog

posted by smartone123

The pain is unlike anything i ever felt.I felt pain before ;the loss of my mother who ive loved dearly,the hauntings of my father and his clawing,find out the father i thought i shared a blood connection wasnt real and even fights but this pain i will never be able to earse from my memories.The pain of the claws tearing deep down into my youthful flesh as white dot glittered my eyes.The bites were horriable as well;they felt like jagged rocks ramming into my skin.I suddenly felt sympathy for all the pray that i and everyone killed since it must have felt similar.My mind raced and was trying...