Graypaw: Is there going to be popcorn?
Lionheart: No, 你 can choke on the kernals and die.
Ravenpaw: Since when has that been a rule? We can't choke on popcorn!
Lionheart: Oh just forget it! Now to continue our production I will ask Graypaw, Ravenpaw, and Firepaw 问题 about safety. Now Graypaw is first.
Graypaw: Bring it on! (Graypaw starts bouncing around in circles)
Lionheart: Here is the first scenario. 你 are hot and 你 want to jump in the river for a swim. Is this 安全 或者 not safe?
Graypaw: Safe!
Lionheart: Very good! WAit a minute! That's not safe!
(Firepaw and Ravenpaw were very jealous that Graypaw answered this so easily)
Firepaw: 你 just had to say that!
Ravenpaw: Yeah.We should dunk 你 in the toilet!
Graypaw: If 你 can catch me! (Takes off into the woods with Firepaw and Ravenpaw in pursuit)
Lionheart: Wait! Come back! We aren't done with the production! 你 mouse-brains! Cut! Cut!
(Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Lionheart: We are now back to the video that was NOT SUPPOSE TO BE INTERRUPTED! Ravenpaw, was it really 安全 to shoot paintballs like that?
Ravenpaw: Is this a trick question?
Lionheart: Firepaw, 你 are not suppose to carry weapons! That T.V. remote could have really hurt someone.
(laughing) Graypaw: 你 are right. It could really poison my mind...
Lionheart: We are almost done. If 你 all answer this 问题 correctly 你 will be released back into your environment.
(Apprentices just notice the handcuffs on them.)
Firepaw: Hey! I should have 你 barf up Molten Crater 火, 消防 Slugs!
(grooming paw smartly) Graypaw: How are 你 going to do that?
Firepaw: Duh! With my new magic kit. I ordered it off T.V. ABRAC-
Lionheart: Focus!
(They all stop their chatterboxing)
Lionheart: Here's the question. What is my middle name?
All the Apprentices: Safe! (They run away like runaway jailbirds to go play paintball)
Lionheart: Wait for me! I get the big gun this time!
