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posted by mrsblack_1089
OMG THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to post them in one spot and name it as a story, so watch for 'Sunbreak' please!!!!!! I 爱情 everyone who loves Janesmee as much as I do and I hope 你 read 更多 of my writings!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo--mrsblack_1089 <33333333



A little cry woke us both the 下一个 morning. "What's that?" I asked groggily. I checked the bedside clock. In my opinion, it was too early to get up. A 秒 cry joined the first, and yesterday came back in a rush. I bolted up in bed, and the rush of blood made me dizzy. "Oh!" I stumbled out of 床, 床上 and nearly tripped. Jake caught and steadied me. "The twins," I told him, pulling on my robe. "They're crying. Let's go." The twins had slept through the night, not making a peep. I guess it was time for that to change.
"It's okay, shhh!" I said, picking up Jennifer and rocking her. "You're okay. We're here." Jake stood 下一个 to me with Jeth, also rocking and shushing. In a few minutes, the 婴儿 were quiet. They stared up at us with their big, black eyes full of curiosity and wonder. "I'll bet they're hungry," Jacob said, looking down at Jeth. Jeth was nibbling Jake's finger. I smiled. "Right." We went downstairs and Jacob found a box of baby formula that Aunt Alice must have stashed there a few weeks ago. He followed the directions on the box to heat it up and poured it in two plastic bottles with rubber nipples. We each took a baby and a bottle, and within 分钟 the twins were sucking it down. They seemed to like it.
I lifted Jeth to burp him and sighed. "Well, at least we won't have to worry about them drinking blood," I said. "That was always my problem." Jake wrinkled his nose. "Yeah. Disgusting." I laughed and rolled my eyes. "Thanks," I 说 sarcastically. After breakfast, we dressed the twins to go and meet the family. To please Aunt Alice, I dressed Jennifer in those tan pants and lacey white 衬衫 I had 评论 positively on that day. Jake and I finished getting ready as well, then we wrapped Jeth and Jennifer in warm blankets because it was cold outside.
Our breath frosted in the cold air once we were outside. Jacob ended up taking both babies; I doubted they would be cold so close to Jacob's body heat.
Aunt Alice must have heard us coming; when we came into view of the house, she dashed outside to meet us, her eyes on my face. "Hey, Nessie! Today I thought we could go shopping again. You'll need 更多 clothes because--" her eyes flashed down to my newly flat stomach, then up to Jacob's hands. "What--?" She gaped at the two 婴儿 in Jacob's arms. "Aunt Alice, say hello to Jeth and Jennifer Black," I said, pointed to each baby. Aunt Alice squealed so loud that Jeth whimpered. "Oh my gosh!!! When did this happen? WHY DIDN'T 你 TELL ME??" She took Jennifer out of Jacob's arms and looked at her closely, then returned her and took Jeth. "Oh, Nessie! They're so beautiful! Congratulations, both of you. What are their full names?" I braced myself for her reaction. "Jeth Emmett Black and...Jennifer Alice Black." Her golden eyes sparkled. "Jennifer Alice? 你 named her after me?" I nodded. "You've been so good and helpful. It was appropriate." She handed Jeth carefully back to Jacob, then hugged me so hard that she almost broke my bones. Luckily, she restrained herself just in time and let go. She continued to gush about the babies, and eventually the other members of the house heard her commotion and came outside as well.
"Nessie!" Mom and dad got to me first. They each took a baby. "Hi, grandparents," Jake 说 grinning. They looked up, shocked. Uncle Emmett came up behind them and laughed. "Time for retirement, eh, bro? Layin' low, that sort of thing." he punched Dad's shoulder. Dad smiled up at him. "Carlisle is as active as ever. And you're a great uncle," he reminded him. "That sounds like a royal title!" Uncle Emmett laughed. "Let me hold my nephew. Did I hear 你 say his name was Jeth Emmett?" "You're also godfather, along with Uncle Jasper, Seth, and Sam," I confirmed. "And Aunt Alice, Aunt Rose, and Leah are godmothers to Jennifer." Aunt Rose heard this and pushed past everyone to hold Jennifer.
"She's beautiful, Nessie!" Aunt Rose 说 as Jennifer curled her hand around Aunt Rose's finger. "Great job and congratulations. To both of you," she added, looking warily at Jacob's face. She was STILL a little embarrased about that 日 at the airport, so many weeks ago. It hadn't been the same between Jake and Aunt Rose since.
Grandma held both of the 婴儿 close. "Such beautiful children," she said. "They're lovely. Absolutely perfect. I'm so proud of you!" she hugged us delicately, careful not to hurt the babies.
Uncle Jasper hung back a little, unsure if he should come closer 或者 not. "C'mon!" I encouraged, holding Jeth out to him. I wasn't worried at all. Uncle Jasper's self-control was a lot better than it had been. He held Jeth a little bit away from his body; cringing at the warmth, but in a few 分钟 seemed comfortable. He let Jeth suck on his finger and even hummed a few bars of a song to him.
"We need a party!" Aunt Alice announced.
"Alice--no," I said.
She pouted. "Why not? Half of the godparents aren't even here! Don't 你 think they deserve to see their godchildren, too?"
Jacob looked at me and I sighed. "Oh, fine."
She clapped her hands and danced around. "Yay! Thank-you! The party will be in a few hours everyone!" she dashed inside to prepare. Slowly, everyone else went inside, too. Jake and I followed and played with Jeth and Jennifer in the living room while Aunt Alice whirled around us like a hurricane, decorating for the party. In a few hours, as promised, the house was decorated with 粉, 粉色 and blue balloons, lights, and plenty of food. The guests started to arrive as Aunt Alice called them.
"Seth!" Jacob scrambled up from the floor and bounced over to Seth. "How's it goin', man?" "Great," Seth answered, his grin as wide as ever. "Better since I learned about these two." He crouched down 下一个 to me from where I was 下一个 to the babies. "Hey, Jeth," he crooned. "He looks exactly like you, Jake! 'Cept without the frown all the time." Seth grinned up at Jake, but Jake wasn't frowning now. "Hey, dad!" a voice called from the doorway. "Don't I get a hug?" Jake's grin grew wider and he turned towards the door. "What's up, Leah?" he gave her the hug. "Do 你 want to see your goddaughter?" "Of course I do," she replied, scooping up Jennifer. "Wow, she's cute! She looks a lot like both of you! Congrats, guys! Will she be a werewolf, too? I'm just [i]dying[i] for another girl wolf!" I glanced up in panic just in time to see Jake's grin disappear and his eyes turn flat black. His hands started to shake, and he was having a hard time keeping control, terrified to phase with Jennifer in her arms, but also dying to make Leah pay for what she'd just said. Seth tugged on his trembling arm. "Jake, stop," he said. "Cool it, bro." Jake started to growl at Leah, big snarls ripping out of his chest. Leah looked absolutely terrified, and she cringed away, still holding Jennifer. "It's not definate," I whispered, touching Leah's leg as I spoke. Her eyes unfocused, seeing a replay of last night's conversation, and she nodded. "Forgive me, Jake," she said. "I'm so sorry." Jake nodded sharply once and turned away. Leah looked apologetically down at me. "Sorry," she said. "Really." "It's fine," I assured her quickly. I touched her again, and she saw Jacob's reaction from last night when we'd talked about it again. "Wow," she said. "I'm so sorry." "Don't be," I disagreed. "He's just sensative about it, that's all." "Well, what do [i]you[i] think?" she asked, wary of the same reaction of Jake's. "Well you've seen what I think," I told her. "But I can't say it would be [i]all[i] bad, 你 know? Someone has to carry on the tradition," I told her, half smiling. She grinned. "Right. Well, they're beautiful, of course. Congrats again." She smiled, put Jennifer down, and walked in the same direction as Jake had.
A pair of long, tanned legs stepped in front of me. I looked up, then grinned. "Sam!" I got up quickly, put my arms around his waist and hugged him tightly. "How are you, goddaddy?" Sam laughed. "Pretty good. Is this Jeth?" "Yup, sure is." He picked up Jeth carefully. Jeth looked ridiculously tiny in his arms, though he was a pretty big baby. Sam crooned to him like all the others. "So what's with Jake?" he asked a few 分钟 later. "He just blew everyone off all of a sudden." "Oversensitivity," I told him. "He's afraid about the kids' futures, that's all." "Oh, werewolf," Sam realized. "Of course. He shouldn't be, though. He shouldn't worry until Jeth grows a foot and a half," he joked. I smiled back. "That's what I told him. But he won't listen." I frowned. Sam shrugged. "It'll be hard on him, sure. It's obvious he really loves these kids. Who would want that life for their family? If 你 want, I can go talk to him." "I'm not sure it'll do any good," I said. "But if 你 want to, then go right ahead. Leah's there to, and probably Seth." Sam nodded and handed Jeth back to me.
Most of the guests had to get going in a few hours, so the party had to end sometime.
I gave Seth a hug. "Thanks for coming!" I told him. He hugged me back. "I was happy to come!" He hugged Jennifer and Jeth good-bye, too, then warily shook Jacob's hand and ducked out the door.
"Bye, Leah!" I said. "Bye," she replied, then whispered in my ear: "He wouldn't listen to me when I tried to apologize. 你 know Jake, he needs TONS of time to cool down. But when he does, tell him I'm really sorry will you?" "Sure," I replied. "He'll be fine, don't worry." she smiled and turned to Jake. She gave him a short hug and then followed Seth out the door. Jacob stared after her. "Thanks for coming, man," Jacob said, shaking Sam's hand. "Happy to," he said. "And 你 both take care now. Come visit soon!" He ducked out as well.
I leaned closer to 包, 换行 my arm around Jacob's waist. "Are 你 okay?" I asked. "No." his voice was flat, expressionless. I sighed. "Jacob, for the thousandth time. Worry. About. It. When. It. Happens. If 你 worry now, 你 won't enjoy them growing up as normal kids; their first words, their first steps, their first 日 of school...You need to take life one step at a time. Forget about Leah for now. She didn't know any better. Call her tomorrow, make things right. She feels horrible. If we have to, we'll check with Grandpa [i]every day[i] to see if the werewolf possiblity percentages go up 或者 down, if that makes 你 happy. For now, enjoy our kids." Jacob's glance flickered down to the carpet where Jeth and Jennifer were wiggling around and giggling. He smiled and went to them; bending down to look at them closer. "I 爱情 them so much," he said, watching them play. "Parenthood is so scary sometimes. It's not just the werewolf possibility; it's everything! 你 could be gone and I'll accidentally hurt them. Feed them the wrong things and they could choke. Lay them down wrong in the 婴儿床 and they could die!" "Ugh!" I told him. "You need to stop thinking like this! I am not perfect a perfect mom, nor are 你 a perfect dad. But 你 could [i]try to be. We can't be perfect, but we can surely try. And, for the last time I hope, [i]we are in this together no matter what happens[i]. We all know that being a werewolf is not ideal, but we'll get through it. 你 did; your dad got through watching you, your grandfather did, and Jeth and Jennifer will, too. It won't be easy, but we'll have to make do. And if 你 can't grasp that, then 你 won't enjoy this feeling; the feeling of being here, with me, and our children. Our [i]family[i]. You'll miss everything, Jacob. And I don't want to experiance it alone. These are [i]our[i] kids; [i]our[i] flesh and blood, [i]our[i] responsibility. For now, all we can do is try to provide the best life for them. Let's worry about feeding them 晚餐, 晚饭 tonight and breakfast tonight. Nothing 更多 complex than that for now."
Jacob looked up from the kids and met my pleading gaze. "I don't know if I can," he whispered brokenly. "You [i]must[i]," I told him, taking his face between my hands. He closed his eyes. "I'm not going to let 你 miss this experiance, Jake," I whispered. "You might not get it again." He reached up to put a burning hand over mine; he squeezed my fingers and opened his eyes. "I can try," he told me. "It might take a while, but I'll try. For you. For Jeth. For Jennifer." "Living one 日 at a time," I reminded him. "Taking what comes at us the best we can," he said. "Forever," I 说 firmly. "Forever," he agreed. He kissed me softly, then pressed his forehead to mine. We sat together and watched our children playing calmly on the floor, taking our lives one step at a time.
!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!! ONLY FOR ADULTS!!!!!!
Hello, friends. Thank 你 again for your 评论 and support. Here is the 下一个 chapter.

“Do 你 want to help me?”
“I’d better find some 食物 for you,” I 说 in a quiet voice, and he gently unwound her arms. I heard her sighed as I moved to the kitchen.
I moved too fast for her to stop me and do something stupid again. I forced my mind to concentrate on preparing 食物 for her. She was hungry. I stated this in my mind and moved all other thoughts out of my head. In 10 秒 I found myself preparing some omelet for her. As I always helped...
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"Alice! Hurry!" Bella grabbed for her sister's hand as they raced across the lawn.

"Bella! My feet hurt!" Alice complined behind her.

"We can't stop running Alice. We have to get as far away as possible. Unless 你 want the weight of the kingdom on your shoulders in a fortnight we must hurry!" Bella reminided her.

Twins, Isabella Marie and Mary Alice 天鹅 were to be crowed queens on their eighteenth birthday. Nither one wanted to resposibility at such a young age. They were running from their problems which they knew never to do, but this was unavoidale any other way.

"How far do we have to run?"...
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posted by LexisFaith
If 你 know the song "Whiskey Lullaby" 你 all might recgonize some lyrics in here :)

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Whiskey Lullaby
Edward POV

She took intake of a breath and stared at me.

"You don't have to say it back." I quickly asured her. "I just wanted 你 to know that I 爱情 你 and that if 你 want to talk...I'm always here."

"Thank you." She whispered.

"You're welcome."

"Would 你 like to hear the story?" She asked.

"Only if 你 want me to." I told her.

"I do." She nodded. She sat up and placed her hands in her lap and took a deep breath. "Renesmee was the girl of his dreams....
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posted by LexisFaith
 Adria
Adria
All This Time

He held her close as her head lay on his shoulder. He walked over to me and Adria lifted her head.

"Adria, this is Bella." He told her. "Can 你 say hi to Bella?"

She nodded and smiled. "Hi,Bewha."

I couldn't help from breaking out into a smile. "Hi, Adria. 你 are very smart."

"She get's it from Edward." Esme beamed behind him. "She talks all the time. Just as he did."

"It's cute when Adria does it, but with Edward it was just anoying!" Alice laughed.

"Thank you, dear sister." Edward's smile was full of scarcasum.

"Bella?" Esme called for me. "Are 你 staying for dinner?" She asked....
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!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!! ONLY FOR ADULTS!!!!!!
Hello, guys. Sorry for not posting for so long - I was totally busy with my studying in the university.




“Oh,” She said.
I couldn’t understand the expression on her face while she was staring at the bruises. She was silent for a long moment. The feeling of guilt filled me with even 更多 force.
“I’m… so sorry, Bella. I knew better than this. I should not have—” I couldn’t find words to describe how sorry I felt for that. All the words couldn’t even begin to cover it. My voice broke.
“I am 更多 sorry than I can tell you.”
I couldn’t...
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posted by LexisFaith
I hate to say this but I have made Never Turning Back latest chapter the ending of that series. I thought that her finally coping with Ever's death was a good stoping point, there will be an Ep.

Second, Forever and Ever is going to have one 更多 chapter and and Ep so I can focus on All for the 爱情 of Sin and a new fanfic I'm going to try :)

Thanks for all 你 who support me!!
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Heaven and Hell PRO.

I got out of my car and the guys started walking in slomo. I sighed internally. I shut my door and ran my hand through my hair and started for the school...
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 will be released into theaters on November 16, 2012, a full 年 after Part 1, according to Variety!

It was announced back in June that the film will be 分裂, 拆分 into two parts, which will be shot simultaneously starting this fall in Vancouver, Canada and Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

Bill Condon (Dreamgirls) will direct both films with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner reprising their roles in the hit series



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posted by rubytuesday101
 The 薄煎饼, 煎饼
The Pancakes
I woke up the 下一个 morning with Emmett basically jumping on the bed,with a big grin on his face.To be true he looked like a kid on 圣诞节 morning,being pregnant the jumping was making be fell sick.
"Mornig Bells,come on get up we gotta get 你 and mini 你 breakfast!"he nearly shouted
"OK! i'll get up if 你 stop jumping youre makeing me feel sick"i moaned covering my mouth,he stoped and got off the 床, 床上 with an apologitic look on his face.
"Sorry bell's i just excited 你 know 你 are a hard women to get alone"he 说 shaking his head.
"Sorry 你 know i cant normally be alone because i am heavaly...
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posted by lauracullen66
Hey,
Here are just a few interesting things I picked up from the books- some of it may sound familiar but there are some new stuff that I hadnt read before I researched this- enjoy :)

Name analysis:
Isabella - Most of us know that this mean beautiful in Italian which, along with her surname Swan, makes beautiful swan. This has connotations of the Ugly 小鸭 story in which the “ugly duck” who was unimportant and ignored because the most beautiful and most important of all

Jacob - His name makes “Supplanter” which when defined brings up the definition- “one who wrongfully takes the...
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posted by LexisFaith
We were all standing at the airport saying our goodbyes for now. Alice and Jasper were flying to New York for Alice's clothing line for a few weeks.

Rose and Emmett were flying to Tennessee to see Emmett's parents and Edward and I were flying to Flordia to pack my things.

We had decided to live in LA together. It was easier for me to transfer my job over there than his.

"I'm going to miss 你 all so much." I gripped Alice.

"We will see 你 soon." She reminded me.

I hugged Rose last. "Very soon."

Us girls wiped our eyes and waved goodbye as Edward and I boarded out plane.

He was holding my hand...
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posted by beachchick
Ahhh…. Adoption 日 was finally here. “Sarah, are 你 ready to go?” Alice called to me from down stairs. “Coming!” I called back. I walked out of Alice’s room and down the stairs. Of course all of the Cullen’s were standing at the bottom of the stairs, including three faces I didn’t recognize. Esme was the first one to me. “I’m so glad that we are getting another member of the family!” she 说 hugging me tightly. Then the women that I didn’t recognize spoke. “Hello Sarah welcome to the family. My name is Bella and this is mine and Edwards’s daughter Nessie” “Hi...
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posted by LexisFaith
"Ever!" I spun around franticly. "Ever! Baby, where are you!" No one else was around. We were all looking around the park, in the bathrooms and the little building that sat beside. She wasn't anywhere.

"Ever!" Edward was just as frantic. I could hear a baby talking but I couldn't see it.

"Baby bear!" Emmett yelled for her.

"Ever!" Edward screamed once last time and I shot up out of bed, sweating, and panting for air.

"Bella?" Edward sat up.

Tears were rolling down my cheeks and my lungs were sobbing for uneasy breaths. "Bella, love, did 你 dream again?" He asked, pulling me into his arms.

I nodded....
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posted by megantee
ksoooo .. the first one of this is - link
thanks.. hope 你 enjoy it was really hard to write this..thanks <3 爱情 meg


Aro looked me up and down. A wicked smile taking over his dark expression. “ hello young friend how can i help you?” he muttered pleasantly. Rising up from the 金牌 guild chair at the end of the room. Caius and Marcus sat silently- scrutinising me. Their minds concentrating mainly on my eye colour. I 说 nothing to Aro as he approached me. “ 你 are part of Carlisle’s coven? Correct?” he asked- him also observing my eyes closely. A responded with one stern nod....
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posted by beachchick
When we arrived at there house he still didn't put me down. He ran with me to there huge family room which took all of two seconds. "Well crap," Alice 说 as she looked at a note on the 墙 "They went hunting on short notice and they wont be back till tomorrow." she 说 then she turned to look at Jasper and Me. "Jasper are 你 ok 或者 do 你 need to hunt?" she asked "Hunting sounds really good." he 说 his black eyes looking at me. "Ok well Im good so 你 go hunt, try to find the others and tell them were I am." She 说 the kissed him on the cheak as he walked out the door. Seeing that was...
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A youtobe Script:
Episode Twelve:
*Pregnant Slut Thoughts*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
My sister was…
Holy Crap!!!
What the????
*done thinking*
Edward: *walks out* Guys…Alice is…
Jasper: *looks up from the ground*
Edward: *gulps* Having Triplets.
Bella: Oh my god!
Rosalie: Seriously?
Edward: *nods* Yes.
Jasper: Where is she? How is she? Triplets?
Edward: She’s still asleep. ASLEEP. She passed out. I got her revived. I’m still not sure how she’s asleep.
Emmett: *claps* Well, let’s go wake her up! *start walking toward Alice’s room*
Edward: *blocks him* Ah, Ah, Ah! No. Let her be. She’s pregnant...
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A youtobe Script:
*episode eleven*
*Home Alone*
Alice’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
When 你 scream 你 feel the vibe.
When 你 dance 你 feel the music.
When 你 hit the floor…well…you die.
In your mind….
*done thinking*
Alice: *lying on the floor; passed out*
Bella: *screaming* ALICE!
Rosalie: *kicks down the door*
*before she kicks down the door*
Emmett: I still think we should form a lunch club.
Edward: *sighs…getting impatient* for the last freakin’ time we don’t eat lunch!
Emmett: Who cares? We can just…hang…out.
Edward: Alright Emmett so what do we call it? The ‘No eating Club’.
Emmett: No,...
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posted by LexisFaith
"Is that your guitar?" I pointed over to the corner where an acoustic sat on it's stand.

"Yeah." She smiled. "Jason got it for me for 圣诞节 when he first started working for me." She smiled.

"If 你 don't mind me asking, why do 你 have him." I asked her.

"Well, I make 更多 money than I know what to do with, so, when I didn't have Alice to dress me, I got the 秒 best thing. I needed him for my meetings and dinners."

"Ah." I nodded. "Mind?" I asked pointing to the guitar.

"Not at all." She shook her head and sat down on her bed.

Bella

He grabbed my 吉他 and sat 下一个 to me, his hands already...
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posted by LexisFaith
Bella

We got back to Forks around 2 am. We went shopping a little and he bought me a neckless remembering that today was my birthday. Oh. joy. Twenty-eight.

We pulled up in my drive way, but didn't get out of the car just yet.

"Bella?" Edward called my name.

"Hm?" I looked up our face inches apart. My 心 thudded and my breathing stopped.

His green eyes were boaring into mine, smoldering me. "Happy Birthday." He smiled a crooked smile.

I smiled back. "Don't remind me." I huffed.

"Bella." He chuckled and shook his head. "You're beautiful."

I felt my face turn a birght shade of red and I turned to...
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posted by LexisFaith
A sequal to No turning back :)

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I opened my eyes to see Edward staring at me. His green eyes sparkling and faint smile played on his lips.

"Morning." He whispered and traces my cheek bone with the tip of a finger.

"Morning." I smiled slighly and press my head foward to give him the first 吻乐队(Kiss) of the day.

"I hear little feet." He grins.

I turn over just as the door opens. "Hey, sweetie." I smile.

"Hi, Mommy." Ever walked over to the edge of the 床, 床上 and I picked her up, laying her in between Edward and I. She was three now. A very smart three 年 old....
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Okay, no hate comments. I made it in an answer on the 随意 spot, and I thought it'd be fun to share!


Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 下一个 day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 日 after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen 或者 my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!