Part I
I waited for edward and the cullens to 显示 up
My i phone 说 8:30. They're late. I had my bag.I saw a figure wearing black leather 爱情 the leather.She looked evil.
Who the hell are you!?! Iasked
Your worst nightmare demon.
Hold on a damn 分钟 one my family is fighting 吸血鬼 and two I've been slayer evil[U]VAMPIRES
before 你 could see your first stake!ANd who the hell do u think 你 are my great grandmother's lover gabreil 面包车, 范 helsing!
NO I'm Kick YOUR BUFFY THE VAMPIRE/DEMON SLAYER!
Then the volvo appear I'm going to kill edward WHat took 你 so long!
Theres anew force of EVIL VAmpires
worse than james
yes worse than james
Edward this is buffy I'm uh sorry about the remarks I just that slaying evil 吸血鬼 is in my family i get overworked.
s'okay
你 could help us if 你 promise not to kill me Because i carry half of my fathers genes 或者 any of the cullens because they are actually good vampires!
got it
Edward can we stop 由 mc donalds it's getting dark and i hungry
can't 你 just wait until we get 首页 and hunt some elk
EDWARD I WANT A BURGER!
okay seesh
Edward Anthony Masen Cullen 你 will do 或者 so be I tell emmett about your fuzz 粉, 粉色 diary
Its red
粉, 粉色 I 说 in a sinsong
fine 你 win I hate it when 你 do that
I know thats why i do it
Thanks my super sexy vampire!