暮光之城系列 Article: slayers inc comes to forks

posted by vampfan

Part I
I waited for edward and the cullens to 显示 up
My i phone 说 8:30. They're late. I had my bag.I saw a figure wearing black leather 爱情 the leather.She looked evil.
Who the hell are you!?! Iasked
Your worst nightmare demon.
Hold on a damn 分钟 one my family is fighting 吸血鬼 and two I've been slayer evil[U]VAMPIRES
before 你 could see your first stake!ANd who the hell do u think 你 are my great grandmother's lover gabreil 面包车, 范 helsing!
NO I'm Kick YOUR BUFFY THE VAMPIRE/DEMON SLAYER!
Then the volvo appear I'm going to kill edward WHat took 你 so long!
Theres anew force of EVIL VAmpires
worse than james
yes worse than james
Edward this is buffy I'm uh sorry about the remarks I just that slaying evil 吸血鬼 is in my family i get overworked.
s'okay
你 could help us if 你 promise not to kill me Because i carry half of my fathers genes 或者 any of the cullens because they are actually good vampires!
got it
Edward can we stop 由 mc donalds it's getting dark and i hungry
can't 你 just wait until we get 首页 and hunt some elk
EDWARD I WANT A BURGER!
okay seesh
Edward Anthony Masen Cullen 你 will do 或者 so be I tell emmett about your fuzz 粉, 粉色 diary
Its red
粉, 粉色 I 说 in a sinsong
fine 你 win I hate it when 你 do that
I know thats why i do it
Thanks my super sexy vampire!

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Twilight bingo

posted by vampiress015

Okay so here's a little game that I found. Just like the real bingo, but for when 你 say one of the 评论 -and you've probably 说 one of the 评论更多 then once lol.
Okay so some of the boxes are a little mean, for example '*ignores Jacobs existence*'. Please don't take offence, I didn't make this. And there are some spelling mistakes too, but I'm sure 你 can read it.
I just glanced over it then, and I would say I fill about 10 (how come it's so 流行的 if it's so cr*appy being one I use often-my 老友记 just don't understand lol). How many do 你 think 你 can fill, 评论 below :)
I just thought it was something funny; tell me what 你 think please.

How many have you filled?

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最喜爱的 Twilight quotes!

posted by Ultraaa

So these are, 由 far, my 最喜爱的语录 from the first 3 books. (I haven't read breaking dawn yet :P)

1.If seth didn't cut it out, I was going to throw a pinecone at him.-Bella (I just think that's hilarious.)
2.Your hair looks like a haystack. But I like it. -Edward
3.I 爱情 you. I want you. Right now. -Edward.
4.Marry me first. -Edward
5.I'll never forgive myself for leaving you.-Edward
6.Does my being half naked bother you? -Jacob

I can't think of any more... But feel free to add on XD

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Twilight - Chapter 5 - Blood Type (pages 94-109)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 5 - BLOOD TYPE

As I half-ran to class, my head was spinning faster than the bottle cap. So few 问题 had been answered in comparison to how many new 问题 had been raised. At least the rain had stopped.
I was lucky; Mr. Banner wasn't in the room yet when I arrived. I settled quickly into my seat, aware that both Mike and Angela were staring at me. Mike looked resentful; Angela looked surprised, and slightly awed.
Mr. Banner came in the room then, calling the class to order. He was juggling a few small cardboard boxes in his arms. He put them down...

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E&B

added by pinkiitha

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Breaking Dawn new still!

added by tichacosta

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why twilight is better than harry potter. good reasons.

posted by vampirefetish

Twilight unlike Harry Potter has SEX. something to get a mature reader into.

Twilight unlike Harry Potter started from a dream. Inspiring dreamers.

Twilight unlike Harry Potter shows real depression unlike Harry who always complains his parents died and he didnt even know them 或者 when his uncle. 或者 whoever died he was happy in a couple of days.
Bella she was really and truly depressed and HURT.

Twilight 图书 arent as long as Harry Potter 图书你 dont have to sit there and read page aftert page of nothingness

Twilight teaches us that we can be mature about bad situations and that we dont have...