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*episode thirteen*
*Annoying Ungratefulness*
Rosalie’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
When Life Gives 你 Lemons.
你 吻乐队(Kiss) your boyfriend.
When Life gives Bella Lemons.
She hides them from Charlie.
When Life gives Alice Lemons.
She bugs the heck out of me…and Emmett.
*done thinking*
Alice: *Lying on the 长椅, 沙发 with a cup of red liquid beside her* ROSALIE!!!!!
Rosalie: *sighs and walks out from the 厨房 to her* Yes, Alice?
Alice: *shakes the cup* 更多 blood?
Rosalie: *bites her tongue* Of course. *snatches cup out of hand and takes into the kitchen*
*in the 厨房 with Rosalie, Emmett, and Esme*
Esme: Hello dear.
Rosalie: *through gritted teeth* Hi.
Esme: What’s wrong?
Rosalie: Alice is being a priss. She asks for everything. It’s like she can’t do any of it herself! She’s only a 月 pregnant for god’s sakes!
Esme: Ahh…the pregnancy priss stage! Yeah, been through that.
Alice: *from the couch* ROSALIE! WHERE THE HECK IS MY BLOOD?
Rosalie: *sighs and fills up the cup* I’ll be right there.
Esme: *smiles* I’ll take over after Bella’s pop-tart is finished, hon.
Rosalie: *smiles thankfully* Thanks, I think I need to hunt.
Esme: No problem. I’ll be right there then.
Rosalie: *takes blood to Alice* Here.
Alice: Thanks.
Rosalie: *begins to leave*
Alice: Wait! Where are 你 going?
Rosalie: I get off for a while.
Alice: That’s not fair. Today’s your 日 to watch me.
Rosalie: *getting angry* It’s fair, Alice.
Alice: *sets cup on the coffee table* actually it’s not. I have to sit here with someone. And today is your day, Rosalie.
Rosalie: *walks up to her* Alice, my eyes. *Rosalie’s eyes are a deep deep black*
Alice: So? Your eyes are black. That happens. Chill.
Rosalie: How about 你 chill and get yourself the crap 你 want, Alice?
Alice: Uh, I’m pregnant.
Rosalie: And I’m out of control.
Alice: Whatever, slut.
Rosalie: What did 你 call me?
Alice: Nothing. *mutters* slut.
Rosalie: *rolls eyes* that’s what I thought. *walks out of room*
*in the kitchen…she is talking to Esme*
Rosalie: Don’t help her. She’ll call 你 a slut. She needs to get her own crap for herself. But, whatever. Bye. *goes outside*
--Jasper’s P.O.V--:
*thinking*
11:57
11:58
11:59
12:00…time to baby-sit…
Alice.
*done thinking*
Jasper: *walks downstairs* Hi Ali!
Alice: *sipping blood out of a cup* 嘿 babe. How are you?
Jasper: Okay. How are you?
Alice: Alright…it’s just Rosalie’s being ungrateful and selfish and she thinks everything’s about HER. It’s my turn now.
Jasper: What did she do now?
Emmett: *walks out from kitchen* She had to go hunting.
Jasper: Couldn’t she do it after her shift was over?
Emmett: Jazz, her eyes were charcoal black. And I don’t know if 你 noticed before-her throat was burning.
Jasper: Well…we all agreed to shifts.
Emmett: I know…but she was burning. She did the right thing. 或者 你 would’ve been four 婴儿 short.
Jasper: Emmett, we’re having three.
Emmett: Yes…but 你 call HER baby.
Jasper: Emmett!
Emmett: Anyways…Esme is taking over Rose’s shift.
Alice: No! She’s not. Rosalie’s doing her shift.
Emmett: Rosalie’s not here, Alice.
Alice: *smiles* She will be in a second.
Emmett: Alice…let it go. She needs to hunt.
Alice: And she needs to do her responsibilities.
Emmett: Hunting first.
Bella: *walking downstairs eating pop-tart* Hey!
Edward: *walking after her* Bella…eat the pop-tart.
Bella: I am! It’s very good. Where’s Esme?
Esme: *from the kitchen* IN THE KITCHEN!
Bella: BRB. *walks into the kitchen*
Emmett: Edward, tell the pregnant that Rosalie needs to hunt.
Alice: Edward, tell the stupid that I come first-always.
Edward: Actually Ali- *interrupted 由 Emmett*
Emmett: Told 你 so!
Edward: Actually Emm- *interrupted 由 Alice*
Alice: TOLD 你 SO!
Edward: YOU’RE BOTH WRONG! *done shouting* Alice, 你 don’t come first always. And Emmett, Rosalie promised to baby-sit…and she has the right to hunt, Alice. 或者 you’ll be dead.
Alice: Whatever. *rolls eyes*
Emmett: Ha! *crosses arms*
Esme: *walks out with Bella and a cup of blood* Hello, kids! *hands cup to Ali* Alice. *hands 20$ to Emmett* Please stop fighting.
Emmett: She’s being ungrateful.
Alice: He’s being a spoiled brat.
Edward: They’re BOTH being annoying.
Jasper: Edward.
Edward: What? Admit it; Alice is being annoying and ungrateful.
Jasper: 你 admit this-Emmett is being an annoying mean brat to my PREGNANT wife.
Edward: Better than ungrateful.
Jasper: Better than being stupid.
Emmett: Oh, dude! You’ve crossed the line!
*black screen 或者 something/credits*
*thanks for reading! Uh-oh…what’s going to happen between Emmett, Jasper, and Edward?*
*episode thirteen*
*Annoying Ungratefulness*
Rosalie’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
When Life Gives 你 Lemons.
你 吻乐队(Kiss) your boyfriend.
When Life gives Bella Lemons.
She hides them from Charlie.
When Life gives Alice Lemons.
She bugs the heck out of me…and Emmett.
*done thinking*
Alice: *Lying on the 长椅, 沙发 with a cup of red liquid beside her* ROSALIE!!!!!
Rosalie: *sighs and walks out from the 厨房 to her* Yes, Alice?
Alice: *shakes the cup* 更多 blood?
Rosalie: *bites her tongue* Of course. *snatches cup out of hand and takes into the kitchen*
*in the 厨房 with Rosalie, Emmett, and Esme*
Esme: Hello dear.
Rosalie: *through gritted teeth* Hi.
Esme: What’s wrong?
Rosalie: Alice is being a priss. She asks for everything. It’s like she can’t do any of it herself! She’s only a 月 pregnant for god’s sakes!
Esme: Ahh…the pregnancy priss stage! Yeah, been through that.
Alice: *from the couch* ROSALIE! WHERE THE HECK IS MY BLOOD?
Rosalie: *sighs and fills up the cup* I’ll be right there.
Esme: *smiles* I’ll take over after Bella’s pop-tart is finished, hon.
Rosalie: *smiles thankfully* Thanks, I think I need to hunt.
Esme: No problem. I’ll be right there then.
Rosalie: *takes blood to Alice* Here.
Alice: Thanks.
Rosalie: *begins to leave*
Alice: Wait! Where are 你 going?
Rosalie: I get off for a while.
Alice: That’s not fair. Today’s your 日 to watch me.
Rosalie: *getting angry* It’s fair, Alice.
Alice: *sets cup on the coffee table* actually it’s not. I have to sit here with someone. And today is your day, Rosalie.
Rosalie: *walks up to her* Alice, my eyes. *Rosalie’s eyes are a deep deep black*
Alice: So? Your eyes are black. That happens. Chill.
Rosalie: How about 你 chill and get yourself the crap 你 want, Alice?
Alice: Uh, I’m pregnant.
Rosalie: And I’m out of control.
Alice: Whatever, slut.
Rosalie: What did 你 call me?
Alice: Nothing. *mutters* slut.
Rosalie: *rolls eyes* that’s what I thought. *walks out of room*
*in the kitchen…she is talking to Esme*
Rosalie: Don’t help her. She’ll call 你 a slut. She needs to get her own crap for herself. But, whatever. Bye. *goes outside*
--Jasper’s P.O.V--:
*thinking*
11:57
11:58
11:59
12:00…time to baby-sit…
Alice.
*done thinking*
Jasper: *walks downstairs* Hi Ali!
Alice: *sipping blood out of a cup* 嘿 babe. How are you?
Jasper: Okay. How are you?
Alice: Alright…it’s just Rosalie’s being ungrateful and selfish and she thinks everything’s about HER. It’s my turn now.
Jasper: What did she do now?
Emmett: *walks out from kitchen* She had to go hunting.
Jasper: Couldn’t she do it after her shift was over?
Emmett: Jazz, her eyes were charcoal black. And I don’t know if 你 noticed before-her throat was burning.
Jasper: Well…we all agreed to shifts.
Emmett: I know…but she was burning. She did the right thing. 或者 你 would’ve been four 婴儿 short.
Jasper: Emmett, we’re having three.
Emmett: Yes…but 你 call HER baby.
Jasper: Emmett!
Emmett: Anyways…Esme is taking over Rose’s shift.
Alice: No! She’s not. Rosalie’s doing her shift.
Emmett: Rosalie’s not here, Alice.
Alice: *smiles* She will be in a second.
Emmett: Alice…let it go. She needs to hunt.
Alice: And she needs to do her responsibilities.
Emmett: Hunting first.
Bella: *walking downstairs eating pop-tart* Hey!
Edward: *walking after her* Bella…eat the pop-tart.
Bella: I am! It’s very good. Where’s Esme?
Esme: *from the kitchen* IN THE KITCHEN!
Bella: BRB. *walks into the kitchen*
Emmett: Edward, tell the pregnant that Rosalie needs to hunt.
Alice: Edward, tell the stupid that I come first-always.
Edward: Actually Ali- *interrupted 由 Emmett*
Emmett: Told 你 so!
Edward: Actually Emm- *interrupted 由 Alice*
Alice: TOLD 你 SO!
Edward: YOU’RE BOTH WRONG! *done shouting* Alice, 你 don’t come first always. And Emmett, Rosalie promised to baby-sit…and she has the right to hunt, Alice. 或者 you’ll be dead.
Alice: Whatever. *rolls eyes*
Emmett: Ha! *crosses arms*
Esme: *walks out with Bella and a cup of blood* Hello, kids! *hands cup to Ali* Alice. *hands 20$ to Emmett* Please stop fighting.
Emmett: She’s being ungrateful.
Alice: He’s being a spoiled brat.
Edward: They’re BOTH being annoying.
Jasper: Edward.
Edward: What? Admit it; Alice is being annoying and ungrateful.
Jasper: 你 admit this-Emmett is being an annoying mean brat to my PREGNANT wife.
Edward: Better than ungrateful.
Jasper: Better than being stupid.
Emmett: Oh, dude! You’ve crossed the line!
*black screen 或者 something/credits*
*thanks for reading! Uh-oh…what’s going to happen between Emmett, Jasper, and Edward?*
These are the rest of the characters.
Lily Troscout a.k.a Lily Troscout
Jason Dolley,Jason Earle,and Mitchell Musso
Mitchell is with Lily.
David and Daniel Azel
Donna Azel is married to Chris Brown so she is Donna Brown.
Tiffany Thornton,Claire Thornton,and The Thornton Quints
Peter and Simon Azel
Ritchie and Marcia Thornton
The 下一个 one will be the family and friends.
I will make the 下一个 one really long.I wrote it in my book it is 3 pages but I am still not finished.
PLEASE COMMENT,RATE,AND GET PEOPLE TO READ AND DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily Troscout a.k.a Lily Troscout
Jason Dolley,Jason Earle,and Mitchell Musso
Mitchell is with Lily.
David and Daniel Azel
Donna Azel is married to Chris Brown so she is Donna Brown.
Tiffany Thornton,Claire Thornton,and The Thornton Quints
Peter and Simon Azel
Ritchie and Marcia Thornton
The 下一个 one will be the family and friends.
I will make the 下一个 one really long.I wrote it in my book it is 3 pages but I am still not finished.
PLEASE COMMENT,RATE,AND GET PEOPLE TO READ AND DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that 你 and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her 你 are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that 你 and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her 你 are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever 你 can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When 你 go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what 你 will be doing in five 分钟 every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. 电子邮箱 her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever 你 can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When 你 go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what 你 will be doing in five 分钟 every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. 电子邮箱 her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
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