(Thanks twilightchick 4 the ideas and twilight 594 或者 some other number for Jasper's new username!)
Chapter 4! (texting!)
Edward: WTF! omb! omb! omb!
Bella: WOEIYPD?!?! is 可乐 going out of the biz?
Edward: NO! wanda from Fairly Odd Parents is txting me! wat is WOEIYPD?
Bella: What On Earth Is Your Problem, Dude? wanda is txting u?
Edward: yea.
Wanda: Ooooooh. Edward Cullen. My sister, Jessica Stanley, told me about you! She says your smoking hot! Ooops! Cosmo is texting me!
Cosmo: APPLE! SB is texting me!
Bella: SB?
Cosmo: Spongebob!
Spongebob: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!
Cosmo: I'm a goofy goober, yeah!
Spongebob: Cos! That is MY song!
Cosmo: 你 wanna tussle?
Spongebob: No! I'm leaving, 你 traitor! I should behead 你 and hang your head on 伦敦 Bridge! Goodbye!
Wanda: Godspeed, old friend.
Edward: oh dear, bella. ohh. emmett is txting me.
Emmett: FOP! I 爱情 that show!
Cosmo: Cool! Let's sing a song!
Emmett: OK! I kissed a girl and I liked it!
Cosmo: I kissed a girl just to try it!
Emmett and Cosmo: I TASTED HER 樱桃 CHAPSTICK!
Wanda: I don't wear 樱桃 chapstick, Cosmo!
Emmett: OOOOOO! Cosmo's in trouble! Rose is texting me She wouldn't get mad if I sang-
Rosalie: EMMETT! I DON'T WEAR 樱桃 CHAPSTICK!
Edward: u spoke 2 soon, dude.
Rosalie: WE ARE LEAVING! I'M COMING TO GET YOU! 你 BETTER NOT BE CHEATING ON ME!
Emmett: Rose is here! HELP!
Bella: byebye emmett.
Wanda: U @#$%^ ! I @#$%^& HATE U!
Edward: Well that was awkward. We need to go, umm, eat a . . . duck.
Bella: Yeah. What he said. Bye!
Chapter 4! (texting!)
Edward: WTF! omb! omb! omb!
Bella: WOEIYPD?!?! is 可乐 going out of the biz?
Edward: NO! wanda from Fairly Odd Parents is txting me! wat is WOEIYPD?
Bella: What On Earth Is Your Problem, Dude? wanda is txting u?
Edward: yea.
Wanda: Ooooooh. Edward Cullen. My sister, Jessica Stanley, told me about you! She says your smoking hot! Ooops! Cosmo is texting me!
Cosmo: APPLE! SB is texting me!
Bella: SB?
Cosmo: Spongebob!
Spongebob: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!
Cosmo: I'm a goofy goober, yeah!
Spongebob: Cos! That is MY song!
Cosmo: 你 wanna tussle?
Spongebob: No! I'm leaving, 你 traitor! I should behead 你 and hang your head on 伦敦 Bridge! Goodbye!
Wanda: Godspeed, old friend.
Edward: oh dear, bella. ohh. emmett is txting me.
Emmett: FOP! I 爱情 that show!
Cosmo: Cool! Let's sing a song!
Emmett: OK! I kissed a girl and I liked it!
Cosmo: I kissed a girl just to try it!
Emmett and Cosmo: I TASTED HER 樱桃 CHAPSTICK!
Wanda: I don't wear 樱桃 chapstick, Cosmo!
Emmett: OOOOOO! Cosmo's in trouble! Rose is texting me She wouldn't get mad if I sang-
Rosalie: EMMETT! I DON'T WEAR 樱桃 CHAPSTICK!
Edward: u spoke 2 soon, dude.
Rosalie: WE ARE LEAVING! I'M COMING TO GET YOU! 你 BETTER NOT BE CHEATING ON ME!
Emmett: Rose is here! HELP!
Bella: byebye emmett.
Wanda: U @#$%^ ! I @#$%^& HATE U!
Edward: Well that was awkward. We need to go, umm, eat a . . . duck.
Bella: Yeah. What he said. Bye!
Renesmee's Opinion
I think if 你 read renesmeblack's chapters of my story, you'll understand this better. It's almst like we're the same person! Ha,ha...
Here is a 列表 why I don't have a very great relationship with my dad:
1. My dad pries into every detail when we talk.
2. My dad pries into every detail when we DON'T talk.
3. Have 你 seen the way he acts around my mom? Ew.
4. He SEES everything...
5. He's embarrassing when my 老友记 are around.
6. He HATES my boyfriend.
7. He'd rather I go out with dorky John Newton. (Name sound familiar?)
8. He looks like he's ready to 冲床 Jacob.
9. He's a worrywart.
10. My dad would rather I'm on the sidelines when they play baseball... with Jacob playing.
11. He's plain creepy... My best friend chickened out on my slumber party. MY BEST FRIEND!!!
12. He want a full-blown update of my school days-I can't lie about 接吻 Jake, so I don't bother.
That reason enough for ya? Oop, I hear him coming up. Bye!
I think if 你 read renesmeblack's chapters of my story, you'll understand this better. It's almst like we're the same person! Ha,ha...
Here is a 列表 why I don't have a very great relationship with my dad:
1. My dad pries into every detail when we talk.
2. My dad pries into every detail when we DON'T talk.
3. Have 你 seen the way he acts around my mom? Ew.
4. He SEES everything...
5. He's embarrassing when my 老友记 are around.
6. He HATES my boyfriend.
7. He'd rather I go out with dorky John Newton. (Name sound familiar?)
8. He looks like he's ready to 冲床 Jacob.
9. He's a worrywart.
10. My dad would rather I'm on the sidelines when they play baseball... with Jacob playing.
11. He's plain creepy... My best friend chickened out on my slumber party. MY BEST FRIEND!!!
12. He want a full-blown update of my school days-I can't lie about 接吻 Jake, so I don't bother.
That reason enough for ya? Oop, I hear him coming up. Bye!