(Thanks twilightchick 4 the ideas and twilight 594 或者 some other number for Jasper's new username!)
Chapter 4! (texting!)
Edward: WTF! omb! omb! omb!
Bella: WOEIYPD?!?! is 可乐 going out of the biz?
Edward: NO! wanda from Fairly Odd Parents is txting me! wat is WOEIYPD?
Bella: What On Earth Is Your Problem, Dude? wanda is txting u?
Edward: yea.
Wanda: Ooooooh. Edward Cullen. My sister, Jessica Stanley, told me about you! She says your smoking hot! Ooops! Cosmo is texting me!
Cosmo: APPLE! SB is texting me!
Bella: SB?
Cosmo: Spongebob!
Spongebob: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!
Cosmo: I'm a goofy goober, yeah!
Spongebob: Cos! That is MY song!
Cosmo: 你 wanna tussle?
Spongebob: No! I'm leaving, 你 traitor! I should behead 你 and hang your head on 伦敦 Bridge! Goodbye!
Wanda: Godspeed, old friend.
Edward: oh dear, bella. ohh. emmett is txting me.
Emmett: FOP! I 爱情 that show!
Cosmo: Cool! Let's sing a song!
Emmett: OK! I kissed a girl and I liked it!
Cosmo: I kissed a girl just to try it!
Emmett and Cosmo: I TASTED HER 樱桃 CHAPSTICK!
Wanda: I don't wear 樱桃 chapstick, Cosmo!
Emmett: OOOOOO! Cosmo's in trouble! Rose is texting me She wouldn't get mad if I sang-
Rosalie: EMMETT! I DON'T WEAR 樱桃 CHAPSTICK!
Edward: u spoke 2 soon, dude.
Rosalie: WE ARE LEAVING! I'M COMING TO GET YOU! 你 BETTER NOT BE CHEATING ON ME!
Emmett: Rose is here! HELP!
Bella: byebye emmett.
Wanda: U @#$%^ ! I @#$%^& HATE U!
Edward: Well that was awkward. We need to go, umm, eat a . . . duck.
Bella: Yeah. What he said. Bye!
Chapter 4! (texting!)
Edward: WTF! omb! omb! omb!
Bella: WOEIYPD?!?! is 可乐 going out of the biz?
Edward: NO! wanda from Fairly Odd Parents is txting me! wat is WOEIYPD?
Bella: What On Earth Is Your Problem, Dude? wanda is txting u?
Edward: yea.
Wanda: Ooooooh. Edward Cullen. My sister, Jessica Stanley, told me about you! She says your smoking hot! Ooops! Cosmo is texting me!
Cosmo: APPLE! SB is texting me!
Bella: SB?
Cosmo: Spongebob!
Spongebob: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!
Cosmo: I'm a goofy goober, yeah!
Spongebob: Cos! That is MY song!
Cosmo: 你 wanna tussle?
Spongebob: No! I'm leaving, 你 traitor! I should behead 你 and hang your head on 伦敦 Bridge! Goodbye!
Wanda: Godspeed, old friend.
Edward: oh dear, bella. ohh. emmett is txting me.
Emmett: FOP! I 爱情 that show!
Cosmo: Cool! Let's sing a song!
Emmett: OK! I kissed a girl and I liked it!
Cosmo: I kissed a girl just to try it!
Emmett and Cosmo: I TASTED HER 樱桃 CHAPSTICK!
Wanda: I don't wear 樱桃 chapstick, Cosmo!
Emmett: OOOOOO! Cosmo's in trouble! Rose is texting me She wouldn't get mad if I sang-
Rosalie: EMMETT! I DON'T WEAR 樱桃 CHAPSTICK!
Edward: u spoke 2 soon, dude.
Rosalie: WE ARE LEAVING! I'M COMING TO GET YOU! 你 BETTER NOT BE CHEATING ON ME!
Emmett: Rose is here! HELP!
Bella: byebye emmett.
Wanda: U @#$%^ ! I @#$%^& HATE U!
Edward: Well that was awkward. We need to go, umm, eat a . . . duck.
Bella: Yeah. What he said. Bye!
Hey. I need to get this over with quickly. My mom is hurrying me up so, I have chappies 1 and 2 to do. Please review. I like reviews!
Chapter 1
"I don't see why I have this many choices. Couldn't I just pick one randomly"?, I asked my soon-to-be sister-in-law Alice."Silly Bella", Alice said."Don't 你 know that everything has to be perfect for this wedding? Even you? I won't stop untill we consider ALL the veil possibilities"! I groaned. "But there are so many"! "So, we'll just buy them all and you'll try them on tomorrow". "Oh goody. Even better". I replied.
I have to go now. I'm sorry that I didn't get it all down but, I'll continue it tomorrow. I promise:D
Chapter 1
"I don't see why I have this many choices. Couldn't I just pick one randomly"?, I asked my soon-to-be sister-in-law Alice."Silly Bella", Alice said."Don't 你 know that everything has to be perfect for this wedding? Even you? I won't stop untill we consider ALL the veil possibilities"! I groaned. "But there are so many"! "So, we'll just buy them all and you'll try them on tomorrow". "Oh goody. Even better". I replied.
I have to go now. I'm sorry that I didn't get it all down but, I'll continue it tomorrow. I promise:D