Stormclan Article: Conversations That Prove Thorntail and Blackpelt Are the Best

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Conversations That Prove Thorntail and Blackpelt Are the Best

posted by KatieK102

Alternate titles:Conversations that Prove Thorntail is a Prick and Blackpelt has the Most Patience // Conversations that Prove Blackpelt Deserves All the 爱情 // Conversations that Prove Thorntail is the Most Sarcastic // Conversations that Prove Thorntail's Crusing for a Bruising

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"Wait, where's Crowpaw?!" - Thornpaw

He's fine. My brother is his new mentor so they're out training. - Blackpelt

"Crowpaw's new mentor is your gay excuse for a brother. Brilliant" - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 116)

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"Sorry, I forgot we've already established that YOU'RE the gay one" - Thornpaw

"I'm not gay!" - Blackpelt

"You know, 你 never appear very confident when we have these conversations." - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 117)

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"I don't have anything to prove to you!" - Blackpelt

"I never 说你 did. I never say a lot of what 你 deny."- Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 117)

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"Wake up." -Blackpelt

*Blinks awake, then looks annoyed* "I was sleeping." - Thornpaw

"I realize that. You're not really gay, are you?" - Blackpelt

"I'm sleep-deprived, I'm irritated, and I just murdered a cat. My sexuality is not what needs to be questioned right now!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)

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*Growls and shoves him on his side* - Blackpelt

*Glares at him, offended* "Excuse you, that shoulder was just wrenched out of place!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)

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"This isn't how I'd spend my time." - Thornpaw

"Oh? How would 你 spend it?" - Blackpelt

"You'd be underneath me, I'd be standing above you. We'd be doing some pretty inappropriate things that would land us both in trouble. I think you'd probably moan my name a couple times." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)

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"Ready to grovel at my paws with an apology huh?" -Blackpelt

"Great StarClan no! I thought 你 knew me better than that!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)

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"Are 你 sure you're not just doing this to mask how 你 truly feel?" -Blackpelt

"I promise you, I"m not nearly that complex." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)

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"You've taken it too far. I'm not your plaything. That's not our relationship." - Blackpelt

"Hold on, we have a relationship?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)

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"I'm sorry, I should be 更多 careful of your condition." - Blackpelt

"Which one? My "superiority complex" 或者 my shoulder?" - Thornpaw

"Both." - Blackpelt (StormClan Reborn, page 123)

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"I think 你 should stop talking. At this point everything coming out of your mouth is mush." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)

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"If 你 ever tell anyone that I might have possibly... enjoyed being on bottom, I'm going to deny it." - Thornpaw

"Why would I ever tell anyone? Doing this with 你 is precious to me and only 你 and I should know the details about this." - Blackpelt

"Um, blackmail?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)

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"I can't exactly scream to the clan that we're together even though I'd like to." - Blackpelt

"Hmm. 你 can scream for me though." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 140)

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"Okay, if you're so determined to "win me back" 或者 whatever then we need some rules... Rule one: you're not allowed to sit within five fox-lengths of me, so back up." - Thorntail

"Five whole 狐狸 lengths? That's a bit extreme. How about two tail lengths?" - Blackpelt

"That's hardly any distance at all! I need breathing room, mouse-brain!" - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 72)

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"Oh now that's ridiculous. Why can't I compliment you? A stunning warrior such as yourself deserves acknowledgement." - Blackpelt

"Well, you're not wrong." - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)

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*Stiffens when he nuzzles his neck and grits his teeth together.* "Five fox-lengths." - Thorntail

"Did 你 mean full grown foxes? I was thinking 更多 along the lines of unborn foxes." - Blackpelt

"...Who in StarClan's name has ever used unborn foxes to express measurement?!" ~ Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)

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I'll probably should have just copy and pasted every conversation they've ever had, but oh well.

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