Alternate titles:Conversations that Prove Thorntail is a Prick and Blackpelt has the Most Patience // Conversations that Prove Blackpelt Deserves All the 爱情 // Conversations that Prove Thorntail is the Most Sarcastic // Conversations that Prove Thorntail's Crusing for a Bruising
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"Wait, where's Crowpaw?!" - Thornpaw
He's fine. My brother is his new mentor so they're out training. - Blackpelt
"Crowpaw's new mentor is your gay excuse for a brother. Brilliant" - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 116)
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"Sorry, I forgot we've already established that YOU'RE the gay one" - Thornpaw
"I'm not gay!" - Blackpelt
"You know, 你 never appear very confident when we have these conversations." - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 117)
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"I don't have anything to prove to you!" - Blackpelt
"I never 说 你 did. I never say a lot of what 你 deny."- Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 117)
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"Wake up." -Blackpelt
*Blinks awake, then looks annoyed* "I was sleeping." - Thornpaw
"I realize that. You're not really gay, are you?" - Blackpelt
"I'm sleep-deprived, I'm irritated, and I just murdered a cat. My sexuality is not what needs to be questioned right now!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)
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*Growls and shoves him on his side* - Blackpelt
*Glares at him, offended* "Excuse you, that shoulder was just wrenched out of place!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)
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"This isn't how I'd spend my time." - Thornpaw
"Oh? How would 你 spend it?" - Blackpelt
"You'd be underneath me, I'd be standing above you. We'd be doing some pretty inappropriate things that would land us both in trouble. I think you'd probably moan my name a couple times." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)
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"Ready to grovel at my paws with an apology huh?" -Blackpelt
"Great StarClan no! I thought 你 knew me better than that!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)
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"Are 你 sure you're not just doing this to mask how 你 truly feel?" -Blackpelt
"I promise you, I"m not nearly that complex." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"You've taken it too far. I'm not your plaything. That's not our relationship." - Blackpelt
"Hold on, we have a relationship?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"I'm sorry, I should be 更多 careful of your condition." - Blackpelt
"Which one? My "superiority complex" 或者 my shoulder?" - Thornpaw
"Both." - Blackpelt (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"I think 你 should stop talking. At this point everything coming out of your mouth is mush." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)
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"If 你 ever tell anyone that I might have possibly... enjoyed being on bottom, I'm going to deny it." - Thornpaw
"Why would I ever tell anyone? Doing this with 你 is precious to me and only 你 and I should know the details about this." - Blackpelt
"Um, blackmail?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)
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"I can't exactly scream to the clan that we're together even though I'd like to." - Blackpelt
"Hmm. 你 can scream for me though." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 140)
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"Okay, if you're so determined to "win me back" 或者 whatever then we need some rules... Rule one: you're not allowed to sit within five fox-lengths of me, so back up." - Thorntail
"Five whole 狐狸 lengths? That's a bit extreme. How about two tail lengths?" - Blackpelt
"That's hardly any distance at all! I need breathing room, mouse-brain!" - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 72)
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"Oh now that's ridiculous. Why can't I compliment you? A stunning warrior such as yourself deserves acknowledgement." - Blackpelt
"Well, you're not wrong." - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)
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*Stiffens when he nuzzles his neck and grits his teeth together.* "Five fox-lengths." - Thorntail
"Did 你 mean full grown foxes? I was thinking 更多 along the lines of unborn foxes." - Blackpelt
"...Who in StarClan's name has ever used unborn foxes to express measurement?!" ~ Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)
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I'll probably should have just copy and pasted every conversation they've ever had, but oh well.
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"Wait, where's Crowpaw?!" - Thornpaw
He's fine. My brother is his new mentor so they're out training. - Blackpelt
"Crowpaw's new mentor is your gay excuse for a brother. Brilliant" - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 116)
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"Sorry, I forgot we've already established that YOU'RE the gay one" - Thornpaw
"I'm not gay!" - Blackpelt
"You know, 你 never appear very confident when we have these conversations." - Thornpaw (StormClan's Reborn, page 117)
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"I don't have anything to prove to you!" - Blackpelt
"I never 说 你 did. I never say a lot of what 你 deny."- Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 117)
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"Wake up." -Blackpelt
*Blinks awake, then looks annoyed* "I was sleeping." - Thornpaw
"I realize that. You're not really gay, are you?" - Blackpelt
"I'm sleep-deprived, I'm irritated, and I just murdered a cat. My sexuality is not what needs to be questioned right now!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)
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*Growls and shoves him on his side* - Blackpelt
*Glares at him, offended* "Excuse you, that shoulder was just wrenched out of place!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 121)
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"This isn't how I'd spend my time." - Thornpaw
"Oh? How would 你 spend it?" - Blackpelt
"You'd be underneath me, I'd be standing above you. We'd be doing some pretty inappropriate things that would land us both in trouble. I think you'd probably moan my name a couple times." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)
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"Ready to grovel at my paws with an apology huh?" -Blackpelt
"Great StarClan no! I thought 你 knew me better than that!" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 122)
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"Are 你 sure you're not just doing this to mask how 你 truly feel?" -Blackpelt
"I promise you, I"m not nearly that complex." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"You've taken it too far. I'm not your plaything. That's not our relationship." - Blackpelt
"Hold on, we have a relationship?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"I'm sorry, I should be 更多 careful of your condition." - Blackpelt
"Which one? My "superiority complex" 或者 my shoulder?" - Thornpaw
"Both." - Blackpelt (StormClan Reborn, page 123)
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"I think 你 should stop talking. At this point everything coming out of your mouth is mush." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)
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"If 你 ever tell anyone that I might have possibly... enjoyed being on bottom, I'm going to deny it." - Thornpaw
"Why would I ever tell anyone? Doing this with 你 is precious to me and only 你 and I should know the details about this." - Blackpelt
"Um, blackmail?" - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 137)
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"I can't exactly scream to the clan that we're together even though I'd like to." - Blackpelt
"Hmm. 你 can scream for me though." - Thornpaw (StormClan Reborn, page 140)
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"Okay, if you're so determined to "win me back" 或者 whatever then we need some rules... Rule one: you're not allowed to sit within five fox-lengths of me, so back up." - Thorntail
"Five whole 狐狸 lengths? That's a bit extreme. How about two tail lengths?" - Blackpelt
"That's hardly any distance at all! I need breathing room, mouse-brain!" - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 72)
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"Oh now that's ridiculous. Why can't I compliment you? A stunning warrior such as yourself deserves acknowledgement." - Blackpelt
"Well, you're not wrong." - Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)
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*Stiffens when he nuzzles his neck and grits his teeth together.* "Five fox-lengths." - Thorntail
"Did 你 mean full grown foxes? I was thinking 更多 along the lines of unborn foxes." - Blackpelt
"...Who in StarClan's name has ever used unborn foxes to express measurement?!" ~ Thorntail (Members of StormClan, page 73)
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I'll probably should have just copy and pasted every conversation they've ever had, but oh well.
PROLOGUE
I gaze upon my clan mates as I have for so long, ever since I was a kit. My 心 rips in two as I watch the battle below. Many of my Clanmates.........dead, as I had 分钟 ago, in the same battle. "WHY!!!", I yowled in pain,"WHY DID 你 HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME!"
"It's not your fault Milkdapple." mewed Frecklestar,the clans former leader.
"But..but I didn't heal them in time, and then...
I...I..
"You died?" finished Frecklestar.
Milkdapple gazed down at the pool in which she had looked at her fighting clan mates at, but the seen was gone. "Noooo....." she whispered, and everything faded away.
I gaze upon my clan mates as I have for so long, ever since I was a kit. My 心 rips in two as I watch the battle below. Many of my Clanmates.........dead, as I had 分钟 ago, in the same battle. "WHY!!!", I yowled in pain,"WHY DID 你 HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME!"
"It's not your fault Milkdapple." mewed Frecklestar,the clans former leader.
"But..but I didn't heal them in time, and then...
I...I..
"You died?" finished Frecklestar.
Milkdapple gazed down at the pool in which she had looked at her fighting clan mates at, but the seen was gone. "Noooo....." she whispered, and everything faded away.
Featherdance ran to a two-leg gate."no two-legs..." She jumped on the gate and sniffed the air"rabbit!" She got down and stalked the rabbit."
bang! the two-leg opened the door and saw Featherdance."kill my rabbit, i kill you!" the two-leg growled. Featherdance didn't hear him and killed the rabbit.bang! boom! the two-leg shot her 2 times..."Featherdance!" cried Spottedpaw."no!"she screamed as she ran over to Featherdance."Featherdance, get up!" she whined. Featherdance looked up at Spottedpaw."i'll be fine." Spottedpaw looked worried."lets get back to camp!"
bang! the two-leg opened the door and saw Featherdance."kill my rabbit, i kill you!" the two-leg growled. Featherdance didn't hear him and killed the rabbit.bang! boom! the two-leg shot her 2 times..."Featherdance!" cried Spottedpaw."no!"she screamed as she ran over to Featherdance."Featherdance, get up!" she whined. Featherdance looked up at Spottedpaw."i'll be fine." Spottedpaw looked worried."lets get back to camp!"
"Young cats," I meowed. "My name is Mistyflower."