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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The race was going well. I was winning, but Sexy the hedgehog was right 下一个 to my car. The other four were behind us. The track was a figure 8.

Sean: *Turns right*
Sexy: *About to pass me on the turn*
Sean: *Blocking Sexy*
Sexy: *Brakes, and spins out of control* So that's the way 你 want to play huh?
Sonic, Tails, and Cream: *Passing Sexy*
Sexy: I'm surprised Amy is in last. She has a Ferrari.
Amy: *Passes Sexy*
Sexy: Aaand I spoke too soon. *Drives*
Sonic: *Trying to pass me*
Sean: Sorry cousin, I can't let 你 win.
Sonic: That's fine. I can always beat 你 while racing on foot.
Tails: *Passing Sonic*
Sean: Good pass Tails.
Sonic: Come on Tails buddy. Don't leave me in third.
Sean: I thought 你 说 你 were fine with not winning.
Sonic: Up to a certain point.
Tails: Oh come on Sonic, we're just here to have fun.
Sean: But the winner gets $8,000.
Tails: Then 移动 over bitches! I'm going to win the eight grand!
Sonic: I think if anyone is going to win, it might be Amy. She has the fastest car out of all of us.
Sean: It's not all about speed, it's also about handling.
Tails: He's right.
Cream: *Driving behind Sonic* Can I pass please?
Sonic: Sure. *Goes to the right giving Cream enough room to pass*
Cream: Thank you. *Passes Sonic, and Tails*
Sonic: Wait. WHAT?!
Tails: She's tied with Sean now.

We were neck, and neck, and on the final lap.

Sean: 你 know what I just realized?
Cream: What is it?
Sean: We're the only ones with a Chevy, and we're winning.
Cream: True.

Meanwhile, Eggman was getting close to the racetrack. Just as he did that, Rouge was leaving.

Eggman: What was that female bat doing here? Ah, nevermind. I shall defeat those six racers, and rule all of Mobius! Ahahahahahaha.
Rouge: *Driving down a road* I gotta check on the master emerald, and see if Knuckles didn't take it back from me.
Silver: *Driving past in his Lamborghini* Woohoo!! I'm going fast!!! YEAH!! *Stops car at red light* Oh, and before I forget. To hell with all the sonic 粉丝 calling me gay, 或者 retarded. Why would 你 say that?! I know I'm dating Blaze The Cat, and that she's a bad character, but that doesn't mean 你 have to make fun of me. I'm going to break up with her sooner 或者 later. Anyway, stop calling me gay, 或者 retarded, because for one thing, I am neither of those two.

The light turned green, and other people in their cars were being held up 由 Silver, and his car.

Silver: Just because 你 say that I am those things, does not make it true. I know I'm not gay, and I'm definitely not retarded.
Person35: *Honking horn* 嘿 retard, you're holding up traffic here.
Silver: This is what I'm talking about! *Making car float with his hands* I am not retarded! *Throws car into the air* Who's next?

Everyone stayed silent.

Silver: That's 更多 like it. *Drives away*

Remember Sonic fans, stop hating Silver the hedgehog for no reason.

To be continued
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