Monday 12:50PM:
(Sonic plays hearts on a computer)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sonic closes the game)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR REMINE ME WHY 你 WORK HERE!!!!!!!!!
Sonic:you hired me to 编辑 the 照片 from the magazine.
Shadow:YOUR JOB IS TO MAKE THE SKYE'S LOOK HOT RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?
Sonic:right.
(Shadow gets out a picture of a girl with her bra and underwear)
Shadow:HOT GIRLS HAVE HUGE GOD DAMN JUGS!!!!!NOW MAKE THESE GIGANTIC LIKE A SIGN SHOULD KILL AUDIOS GOD DAMN HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
(Shadow leaves but comes back again)
Shadow:FIX IT!!!!!!!
Monday 3:30PM:
(Sonic makes the girls jugs big)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR SOMEONE TRIPPED HERE AND BROKED THERE GOD DAMN NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic:sorry I'll 移动 it.
(Shadow gets a picture of a girl)
Shadow:I PAYED ASSLOADS OF MONEY FOR 你 AND THIS UGLY HOOKER IS WHAT I GET?!?!?!?!?!?
Sonic:she looks fine.
Shadow:NO!!!IM 展示 THIS TO MY BOSS AND GETTING YOUR 屁股 FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOD DAMN IT EDITOR!!!!!!!!!!!
(Shadow trips and it broked his neck and Shadow screams in pain)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday 4:10PM:
(Sonic puts water in his cup)
Knuckels:why can't a dalmation play hide and go seek?
Sonic:why?
Knuckels:because there all spoted.
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR DID I TOLD 你 IT WAS RECESS TIME?!?!?!?!?
Sonic:i was just getting a drink.
(Shadow takes the caste off from his neck)
Shadow:GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!MAKE THOSE SKYE'S LOOK HOT!!!!!!!!!!
Monday 4:15PM:
(Sonic puts a tiny bit of blush on the girl and Shadow comes in)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR DOES THAT GIRL LOOK HOT TO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?
Sonic:what do 你 want me to do?
Shadow:MORE BLUSH!!!
(Sonic puts a little bit of blush on the girl)
Shadow:MORE!!!!
(Sonic puts a little bit of blush on the girl)
Shadow:MORE!!!!!
(Sonic puts some blush on the girl and now the blush is red hot pink)
Shadow:NOW THATS WHAT I CALL HOT SKYE!
(Shadow was about to leave room but he sees a picture of a dog hanging on the 墙 and he looks at Sonic)
Shadow:did your best friend did this?
Sonic:yeah.
(Shadow looks at the picture)
Shadow:its nice.
(Shadow finnaly leaves the room)
Wednesday 2:15PM:
Shadow:EDITOR!!!!
Wednesday 2:30PM:
Shadow:EDITOR!!!!!!!
Wednesday 2:42PM:
Shadow:EDDIIITOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
(Sonic bangs his head on the table)
Wednesday 4:30PM:
(Sonic makes fat girl look skinny and Shadow comes in with a picture of a girl)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR THIS HOOKER FACE ISN'T HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic:she looks hot to me.
Shadow:LOOK AT HER NECK IT'S NORMAL SIZE!!!!!!!!!!!MAKE HER NECK LONGER!!!!!!!!!
Sonic:OK BOSS I'LL GET IT DONE!!!!
Thursday 11:30AM:
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT EDITOR I DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE HER GIGANTICAL RAP!!!!!!!!
Sonic:i had the new guy working on that one.
Shadow:IM GOING TO GET THAT IDIOT A PIECE OF MY GOD DAMN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!
in the room where the new guy's in...
(Shadow comes in the room and Preaditor looks at Shadow)
Shadow:GOD DAMN IT PREADITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Preaditor gets confussed)
THE END
Sonic as Editor
Shadow as Boss from Hell
Knuckels as guy
Preaditor as himself