刺猬索尼克 Article: my funny sonic moments

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posted by Sonicfan67

Sonic:woah a real live robot!or is that some kind of cheesey new years coustume?
Shadow:bite my shiny metal ass!
Sonic:dosent look shiny to me.
Shadow:shiner then yours meatbag.

Sonic on a computer:the coment 问题日 which comes from a user name....bam!and he said...
Mighty:why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Sonic on a computer:soooooooo why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Eggman:BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET HIS POT FRIED CHICKEN AND SHOVE A FUCKING PLATE WITH MASH POTATOS AND MOTHER FUCKIN BAKED BEANS!!!!!!YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!THATS WHY THE CHICKEN 交叉, 十字架 THE FUCKING ROAD!!!!!
Sonic on a computer:so tell me guys what are bananas for?
Eggman:WHAT ARE BANANAS FOR?!?!TO
STICK THEM UP YOUR FUCKING 屁股 FOR
CALLING ME A GOD DAMN FAKE!!!!!!

Knuckels:OMG who touched Sasha?what?
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?!?!?!?!

Shadow:you know coach used to say when he will 火, 消防 us up if we we're behind.
Rogue:yeah?what?
Shadow:loser!your a loser!are 你 feeling sorry for yourself?!?!?well 你 should be!you dirt!you make me sick!you big baby!baby want a bottle?!?!?a bottle of dirt?!?!?
Rogue:why are 你 yelling at me?(crys)
Shadow:(sighs)
THE END
Sonic as Fry and 射线, 雷 William Johnson
Shadow as Bender and Hank Hill
Eggman as Angry Grandpa
Rogue as Hanks wife
Knuckels as Heavy
AND
Mighty as RyanDaRizzle

DivaChipette1 and deathding like this

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Sonic the hedgehog 06 character 语录

posted by Silvaze_4_life

Amy Rose:
Two heads are better than one when looking for someone!
(to Silver) The person 你 were looking for was Sonic? Were 你 planning to kill him?
If I had to choose between the world and Sonic, I would choose Sonic!
Hmm... I sense Sonic's presence there. Call it my girlish intuition.
HEY! You're not Sonic! (Slaps Silver, who almost falls off the roof, but Amy ignores it, and buries her face in her hands) Um... I'm sorry!
Aren't I just incredible? (After achieving an "S" rank)

Blaze the Cat:
You're so naive. Whether it's right 或者 wrong, I can't really say... But what I do know is... If we don't...

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Super sonic

added by alphawhitewolf

Source: Idk

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Darkness The Vampire Bat: Chapter 1

posted by ThatMarySue

Authors Note: This is a sonic 粉丝 fic so if 你 don't like sonic then go away!!!1

Hi, I'mBlack Blood-wing Darkness 皇后乐队 of Death, but everyone just calls me Darkness.

I am a bat like my sister Rouge, except I'm a special type of bat. A vampire bat.

I have black hair, red and blue eyes (that turn all black and bleed when I'm mad), black make-up, black wings, deathly pale skin, white boots with red hearts on them and white gloves with red on the top.

Today (It was storming btw) I decided to meet my sister. Rouge doesn't like to talk about me much, I think it's because I'm too dark and evil 或者 maybe...